Jizz Flavored yogurt anyone? Vol: You just ate mah seamen

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By RUSSELL CONTRERAS
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updated 10/6/2011 3:21:36 PM ET
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.

Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

"The criminal conduct to which Anthony Garcia pleaded guilty today is completely outrageous," U.S. Attorney Kenneth J. Gonzales said after Garcia's appearance in federal court. "No one should have to endure this type of experience simply because she or he accepts a food sample while shopping for groceries."

Garcia, 32, pleaded guilty to charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators.

The woman told police that after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth on the garment she was wearing to get the taste out of her mouth. Investigators collected samples of the woman's spit from the floor and took the garment she was wearing as evidence.

Police say Garcia was linked to the yogurt through DNA samples. Authorities said Garcia then lied to investigators about the case.

In court documents, federal prosecutors called the allegations "sickening and appalling."

Garcia faces up to three years of imprisonment to be followed by three years of supervised release. He has been in federal custody since his arrest in July and remained detained pending his sentencing, which has yet to be scheduled.

Son has major balls 
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(No pun intended)
 
And that, my friends, is why I have never accepted a sample at a grocery store.
 
Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...
 
Originally Posted by devildog1776

Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...

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yea she had to know what nut taste. how you just randomly jump to conclusions that something foul is poppin with ya yogurt, and then just randomly have it in you to spit it all over the floor. say duke aint let off some knuckle children in her creamy treat, and it was just a bad batch, or hell maybe thats just what fermented lactose tastes like.


with that said...so duke dropped a load in her cup...and then garnished the spoon with some extra for ambiance? o_0 it just got real
 
Originally Posted by devildog1776

Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...


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she Definetely had experience in semen tasting
 
Originally Posted by devildog1776

Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...
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Didn't even think about it like that. How else could she have known. There you have it ladies, swallow from someone you know and love so you know when a stranger does this.
 
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by devildog1776

Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...
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Didn't even think about it like that. How else could she have known. There you have it ladies, swallow from someone you know and love so you know when a stranger does this.
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Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by devildog1776

Shorty knew exactly what is was as soon as she tasted it... She was probably like " aww he'll naw not again" lol...
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Didn't even think about it like that. How else could she have known. There you have it ladies, swallow from someone you know and love so you know when a stranger does this.

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Apparently the store is getting sued too. I wonder if they know each other. Seems like quite the set up. Take three years of ones life for a couple Million to split later on.

I realize it's a disgusting act but they are treating him like a murderer or molestor. Prosectuors and DAs love using cases where there is a bunch of publicity to further their careers.
 
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