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What do gay guys and Cardinals (MLB) fans have in common?

They both love Pujols (pooh holes)
 
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What did the cardigan say to the vneck when he lost his girlfriend?



Don't sweater.

I jus made that up for you.
 
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?................................. He ate his pizza before it was cool.
 
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What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?


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They can both smell it but they can't eat it
 

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So a cop pulls over a motorist and says you know why i am pulling you over. Motorist says no i do not know but i am riding with god. The cop said I am pulling you over because god is not wearing a helmet 
 
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Originally Posted by JayHood23

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?


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They can both smell it but they can't eat it
Never heard this
 

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Originally Posted by JayHood23

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?


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They can both smell it but they can't eat it
swish


  
 

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

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Nevermind, it's too long.


Wanna hear a joke about vaginas instead?

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Nevermind, you'll never get it.
 
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So a redneck takes his daughter to the doctor. During the exam the doctor asks the teenaged girl if she's sexually active; to which the father replies "no she just lays there like her mother."
 
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