Jokes..

[rugemj23]

Share a joke..

What do gay guys and Cardinals (MLB) fans have in common?

They both love Pujols (pooh holes)

 

[DeadsetAce]

here come the real punchlines...

 

[flacobey]

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?













nothing, it just waved

 

[finallyfamous]

 

[6dollaburger]

What did the cardigan say to the vneck when he lost his girlfriend?



Don't sweater.

I jus made that up for you.

 

[smoke ya later]

What's green and has wheels?






grass, I lied about the wheels.

 

[moe fab uafa]

What do gay horses eat?








HAY!

 

[dc groova]

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?................................. He ate his pizza before it was cool.

 

[jayhood23]

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

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They can both smell it but they can't eat it

 

[ins]

So a cop pulls over a motorist and says you know why i am pulling you over. Motorist says no i do not know but i am riding with god. The cop said I am pulling you over because god is not wearing a helmet 

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

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They can both smell it but they can't eat it

Never heard this

 

[breakin necks]

how do you make a napkin dance?








put a little boogie in it!!

 

[club 27]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

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They can both smell it but they can't eat it

swish

  

 

[moe fab uafa]

Why couldn't the rapper get on theroller coaster?












He was too short

 

[je ne sais quoi]

 

[fog]

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

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Nevermind, it's too long.

Wanna hear a joke about vaginas instead?

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Nevermind, you'll never get it.

 

[allreds]

Hey fog who is that in your avy?

 

[virgilmalloy]

Originally Posted by DC Groova

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?................................. He ate his pizza before it was cool.

amazing

 

[soversotowel]

Originally Posted by VirgilMalloy

Originally Posted by DC Groova

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?................................. He ate his pizza before it was cool.

amazing

this is gold!

are you the author?

 

[thegr8blkhope]

So a redneck takes his daughter to the doctor. During the exam the doctor asks the teenaged girl if she's sexually active; to which the father replies "no she just lays there like her mother."