Kevin Samuels Thread

[KHUFU]

KHUFU

I have an ex I dated. She clearly looked like the Games type. She was coming off of a marriage where her man showered her with trips, designer, gave her a shoe room, maintained a house he couldn’t afford.

I came along. Not my style. She flew to see me. Took her to this nasty sex hotel one time. She was a nice woman. Actually very old fashioned (but definitely had some thot in her). Alas, it didn’t last. Tossed her to the side. The next dudes repeated the same trap the husband did. Worse part? She gets bored. And all they’re really doing...is enabling her to stack her chips, invest, etc.

Again, I don’t have an issue if that’s your type of woman. Your needs are centered on...

Also...what’s up with the pick of Kevin Samuels and the married chick

No goals of your own, no aspirations? It can't be me. Even if you are simply taking some music classes, cooking classes, getting certifications in something...you gotta be doing SOMETHING.

However, it is also important to not fall into the trap of people looking as if they are bettering themselves, yet only for appearances sake. They will do this in order to attract that kind of person who is looking for an ambitious and curious individual. As soon as they latch on, they drop all of their goals, then expecting to be taken care of.

The best way to deal with those types, is to tell them that you do not want to be married. That weeds them out pretty quickly.

In regard to Samuels, it seems that he loves problematic relationships, especially since he has been married twice, and now dating a married woman.

 

[Josy Jo]

1. By knowing you did something nice for your mother

2. So you are cool with dropping hundreds on overpriced sneakers, but you draw the line at Raisinets?

1.

2. The shoes I brought sold out. Target got a whole row of Crunch for $4 dollars less across the street, Auntie Anne's got better and cheaper pretzels 60ft away. You and them got me ****** up.

All you had to do was put the stuff in your purse. Your thristy? There's a water fountain. There's an empty cup in the recycling bin. Go to the bathroom and wash it out if you're so thirsty. There's water, soap, and paper towel in the bathroom. You don't go to the movies to eat anyway. You go to the movies to watch the movie.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Good grief, that is a trash way to treat your mom

 

[Josy Jo]

Josy Jo how did she react when you chucked the burger out the car?

Surprised. She was saying something to me, but I put on my headphones.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Wait, you put on headphones while you were driving?

 

[KHUFU]

All you had to do was put the stuff in your purse. Your thristy? There's a water fountain. There's an empty cup in the recycling bin. Go to the bathroom and wash it out if you're so thirsty. There's water, soap, and paper towel in the bathroom. You don't go to the movies to eat anyway. You go to the movies to watch the movie.

 

[Based Jesus]

Man sound worse than a pimp

 

[Present]

I've told girls that I'll buy them snacks from the, store, I'll take em to a fast food, or we can go out to eat afterwards, but I am not paying for movie food, and almost all them have given me problem about it. It even my own damn mother. Like I just paid for the ticket, buy your own damn food from here if you want it. Those prices are unethical. Calling me "cheap" and "thoughtless". Foh.

Same w/ food I'll the offer to buy them there own **** just don't ask for mine, they say no just ask for some of my ****. Then I'm the bad guy for saying "no". I'm driving one day and homie wouldn't take no for answer, so she just took this big *** bite outta burger while it was in my hand. **** had me tight, I threw that **** out the window.

Not for nothing, that gas thing just brought back some very annoying memories. I ain't offering you gas money unless I ask you take me somewhere. That gas money thing is privilege not an obligation. She bit my ****ing burger.

1.

2. The shoes I brought sold out. Target got a whole row of Crunch for $4 dollars less across the street, Auntie Anne's got better and cheaper pretzels 60ft away. You and them got me ****ed up.

All you had to do was put the stuff in your purse. Your thristy? There's a water fountain. There's an empty cup in the recycling bin. Go to the bathroom and wash it out if you're so thirsty. There's water, soap, and paper towel in the bathroom. You don't go to the movies to eat anyway. You go to the movies to watch the movie.

I respect it Fam. You wild but I respect it...

 

[RustyShackleford]

Ole boy's mom bout to get a bouquet of these for Mother's Day...

 

[Based Jesus]

I guess I could respect it enough if you don't wanna pay for random women to eat at the movies, but to treat your own momma like that How many times she took you to the movies and got you some popcorn and a drink? You can't do the same for her?

 

[jape]

I guess I could respect it enough if you don't wanna pay for random women to eat at the movies, but to treat your own momma like that How many times she took you to the movies and got you some popcorn and a drink? You can't do the same for her?

got all them shoes but wont buy some popcorn for his mom

 

[Josy Jo]

I wouldn't want my mother to buy that for. Asking ppl to pay for things you wouldn't pay for yourself is disingenuous and trash. Taking advantage of ppl like that isn't in my character.

 

[spiderjericho]

Does he have a good relationship with his moms?

I wouldn't want my mother to buy that for. Asking ppl to pay for things you wouldn't pay for yourself is disingenuous and trash. Taking advantage of ppl like that isn't in my character.

Queue Joker voice, “We live in a society...”

Trash women take advantage of men (who we call simps). And trash men take advantage of women (we call them pimps).

 

[DCAllAfrican]

How does this make someone feel supported?

Maybe I'm missing something.

 

[WASHED KING]

Mothers Day runs me cool $300-$500 a year easily....and I ain got any kids man.

 

[ahat]

Good grief, that is a trash way to treat your mom

Theres no surprise she has him staying in the attic

 

[osh kosh bosh]

Ole boy's mom bout to get a bouquet of these for Mother's Day...

"are stupid mom? those same dusty *** gas station flowers cost 10.99 every other day of the year,
but on mothers day they are 20.99!!!!
you expect me to pay DOUBLE for flowers I could easily get cheaper on a random day in may? HELL NAH"
"Happy mothers day but FOH with that BS mom seriously."

 

[osh kosh bosh]

The woman carried you for 40 weeks and then pushed you out of her body

but she can't get a box of Good & Plenty.


Jeeze

 

[willie mcfly22]

The woman carried you for 40 weeks and then pushed you out of her body

but she can't get a box of Good & Plenty.


Jeeze

Ehh. Counter argument to that, moms choose to b moms, especially now with plan Bs and abortion being mostly accepted. Jus cause you gave birth don’t earn you a bunch of benefits....

 

[osh kosh bosh]

Ehh. Counter argument to that, moms choose to b moms, especially now with plan Bs and abortion being mostly accepted. Jus cause you gave birth don’t earn you a bunch of benefits....

This is a counter argument to you?


She made a choice to give life to you?


despite the social, physical and financial risks...
If anything that makes your debt to her more significan't not less.

call me crazy I still feel like that's worth a box of Mike and Ikes.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

If you know she likes, _____ (Boxed Candy), just grab it before from Dollar Tree.

Now the other stuff, not so easy. Unless you are one of those people that brings FOOD food inside the theater.

 

[ahat]

How does this make someone feel supported?

Maybe I'm missing something.

What?

 

[osh kosh bosh]

If you know she likes, _____ (Boxed Candy), just grab it before from Dollar Tree.

Now the other stuff, not so easy. Unless you are one of those people that brings FOOD food inside the theater.

well yes of course.

my mom is the type of person who's personally offended by movie theater concession pricing.
I don't think we've ever bought movie theater candy.

she would even sneak bags of popcorn into the theater when i was a kid.

but if for some reason, in the year of our lord 2021
she wanted some Lemonheads...I think I can help her out with that

 

[WASHED KING]

If you know she likes, _____ (Boxed Candy), just grab it before from Dollar Tree.

Now the other stuff, not so easy. Unless you are one of those people that brings FOOD food inside the theater.

I'm one of those people....

That's what purses are for.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I'm one of those people....

That's what purses are for.

I just personally stay away from stuff that has a strong smell.