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Its a hilarious site w/ random freakin text you can read. i.e.

(206): would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
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(804): Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
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(601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
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(516): If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
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(617): Need ur aereola diameter
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(858): I like my sex mixed with concussions.
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(248): yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
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(212): Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
(248): hah, sarcasm, classic
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(608): I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
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(248): They totally botched my boob job. My **** look like they're are winking.
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(908): I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided *+!@ experience
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(650): the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i <3 spencer pratt" tattoo...


 
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