- Jan 9, 2009
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FML I'm about to go eat some oxyclean and down it with bleach(clorox, of course).
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just break it off man. you are obviously not happy with her.Originally Posted by br00klynrebel
Thinking about the cow I call a girlfriend is depressing. I've been trying my best to break up with her but I dont wanna hurt her. Been with this whale for 4 years now. I dont even think I know how to bag a chick anymore. FML!
Cliffnotes: I have a girlfriend who has put on madd weight over the past 2 years. This big %%*#% refuses to lose weight no matter how much i threaten to leave her. Ive tried not calling her for days, but she just shows up at my house with a box of popeyes chicken and fries. I dont eat that @*%$, %%*#% **** my life! You make me look bad. Then she wants to wear dresses like its cool for her to wear dresses. I dunno what her problem is. I just wanna dump her but she might commit that. N if i dont dump her, then imma commit that. This is some *!#%@!%*. I'm watching the cardinals game on tv right now. some championship game from lastyear. Imma go eat vaseline or something. She wants to go out @ 5 oclock to chill in the city. I dont wanna be seen in the daylight with her. :'( Someone pray for me. I dont think God loves me, hes a mean mean man for doing this to me.
Originally Posted by br00klynrebel
Thinking about the cow I call a girlfriend is depressing. I've been trying my best to break up with her but I dont wanna hurt her. Been with this whale for 4 years now. I dont even think I know how to bag a chick anymore. FML!
Cliffnotes: I have a girlfriend who has put on madd weight over the past 2 years. This big %%*#% refuses to lose weight no matter how much i threaten to leave her. Ive tried not calling her for days, but she just shows up at my house with a box of popeyes chicken and fries. I dont eat that @*%$, %%*#% **** my life! You make me look bad. Then she wants to wear dresses like its cool for her to wear dresses. I dunno what her problem is. I just wanna dump her but she might commit that. N if i dont dump her, then imma commit that. This is some *!#%@!%*. I'm watching the cardinals game on tv right now. some championship game from lastyear. Imma go eat vaseline or something. She wants to go out @ 5 oclock to chill in the city. I dont wanna be seen in the daylight with her. :'( Someone pray for me. I dont think God loves me, hes a mean mean man for doing this to me.
Originally Posted by MECKS
my advice would be listen to:
and just chill lay back drink., pop some pills. just chill yoooo. tomorrows a new day.
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
Originally Posted by MECKS
my advice would be listen to:
and just chill lay back drink., pop some pills. just chill yoooo. tomorrows a new day.
Those paramedics were terrible actors