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lol
Sorry if it's a repost, but I just found it and really did laugh outloud at some of these.
Sorry if it's a repost, but I just found it and really did laugh outloud at some of these.
- Sep 28, 2003
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calibeebee
Supporter
- May 6, 2007
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"Son, no one gives a *#!% about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
This one is great
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Haha.
- May 18, 2005
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"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
"Son, people will always try and $!%! you. Don't waste your life planning for a #%%+#!#, just be alert when your pants are down."
"We didn't have a prom. Dancing wasn't allowed...What's Footloose?...That's the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of *!*%."
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their #%%+#!# hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started #%%+#!#."
"You're being #%%+#!# dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his #%%+#!# food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do *!*% before YOU eat."
"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your #%%+#!# 13 stitches together."
I like this dude's "dad"
I knew the first post would be about Nelson C
- Sep 11, 2004
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and lol thats pretty funny
lrrr
Banned
- Nov 22, 2008
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thats pretty funny
- Feb 16, 2006
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Nelson C
- Nov 22, 2007
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lmaooo.. a lotta wisdom in there.
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"Why the @#%! would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and +#$&'s starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, justfyi."
- Nov 22, 2006
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Nelson C= Dirtylicious . NT biggest mystery solved
- Jun 17, 2007
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Just posting 'cause this thread was started by the man himself.
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- Dec 7, 1999
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Uh...no.
- Mar 14, 2009
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good stuff
- Jun 22, 2008
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"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
- Sep 30, 2006
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NELSON!!!
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- Sep 30, 2006
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Thats more den some celebs on twitter
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whoever dude is, has 752,761 followers
- Apr 20, 2008
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Not funny.
