Making 30k

[Sir San Diego]

This thread inspired me to go to the casino and put $20 on 00 at the roulette table. Got there... put down $20... the number was 23. Got up and walked a quick circle. Came back and the number that hit while I was gone... 00. Immediately left the casino.

I'm not about that life. Swear on everything too.

 

[wavy daddy]

Weak *** outfit.

You a better man then me, i would have got pissed and threw another 20

 

[julesbeats]

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I need the version with Bert from Sesame street..

 

[rico x hood]

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[youngwolf]

Op you can suck 3000 ***** for $10 each

This breaks down to 25 blow jobs a day. If the average blow job lasts 12 and a half minutes, he could knock this out in just over 5 hours a day.

But if OP is willing to also offer hand jobs at a cost of $5, he could, theoretically, achieve his goal in just over 2 and a half hours a day by giving two hand jobs during each blow job. It would more than likely be closer to 2 hours and 50 minutes once you account for the variance between the time it takes to climax from a hand job and from a blow job. And then there's also cleanup up consider, so add another 10 minutes. So this puts you at about 3 hours of work per day.

But wait, there's more.

If OP is open to letting someone up the poop chute for $20 while everything else is also taking place, he could now achieve his goal in just under 1 hour and 20 minutes of work each day. Even if we add an extra 20 minutes to account for variance and cleanup, we're still only talking about an hour and forty minutes of work each day. That's only two and a half episodes of Grey's Anatomy (without commercials). In fact, if you were to watch Grey's Anatomy while you work, you will have watched all the way through all 263 episodes that have aired so far. You would then have about 1500 minutes remaining. I'd suggest watching both seasons of The Leftovers and one viewing of Gone With the Wind.

OP, this is honestly your best and least time consuming option.

 

[salazaro44]

Get into gay porn. One of my friends told me this wild story about his friend/ neighbor in Vegas. Dude grew up poor and found this number to call on a sign on a telephone pole. I think the furthest he went was giving that dome but it's easy money.

 

[tay1]

its just luck its almost impossible to have an advantage on the house. i rarely lose though.

 

[a55a5in11]

Op you can suck 3000 ***** for $10 each

This breaks down to 25 blow jobs a day. If the average blow job lasts 12 and a half minutes, he could knock this out in just over 5 hours a day.

But if OP is willing to also offer hand jobs at a cost of $5, he could, theoretically, achieve his goal in just over 2 and a half hours a day by giving two hand jobs during each blow job. It would more than likely be closer to 2 hours and 50 minutes once you account for the variance between the time it takes to climax from a hand job and from a blow job. And then there's also cleanup up consider, so add another 10 minutes. So this puts you at about 3 hours of work per day.

But wait, there's more.

If OP is open to letting someone up the poop chute for $20 while everything else is also taking place, he could now achieve his goal in just under 1 hour and 20 minutes of work each day. Even if we add an extra 20 minutes to account for variance and cleanup, we're still only talking about an hour and forty minutes of work each day. That's only two and a half episodes of Grey's Anatomy (without commercials). In fact, if you were to watch Grey's Anatomy while you work, you will have watched all the way through all 263 episodes that have aired so far. You would then have about 1500 minutes remaining. I'd suggest watching both seasons of The Leftovers and one viewing of Gone With the Wind.

OP, this is honestly your best and least time consuming option.

Wow

 

[rico x hood]

 

[taz92]

I'm dying over here. This dude actually put in work to break it down to minutes per *** ratio [emoji]128514[/emoji].

 

[rico x hood]

At first I thought he was quoting Silicon Valley. Then it went wayyyy left.

 

[Original Playa Records]

Lie and find a job that pays 100K for a BS company that doesn't do background checks.

 

[Chiron]

Bro I live in Vegas and I stay the hell away from gambling...

Pretty much a gamblers mentality is "You'll never win, if you're scared to lose"

And I cry like alittle ***** even if i lose $40

I'm like see, that could've been gas money.

It is true that you'll never win if you are scared to lose.

You have to go in reckless. Hit something big. Mix up reckless and more conservative bets to prolong play with your winnings. If you hit again, set aside some to play conservatively  and earn comped play time. Once the excess money is gone... Go eat free and LEAVE.


For example:
if you walk up to a roulette with $500
play some $5 to $20 bets on the even pays or 2 to 1 pays as pretty safe bets 

simultaneously put $5-10 bets on some numbers consistently

this gives you 20 to 30 bets to hit something big.

When a number hits with 10 on it thats $350. If it happens while you still have most of your money. Up your bets. If you've been losing mostly and now you are close to what you came in with or have a bit more... Go home. If you want to continue the strategy through a dealer change.. play very conservative and then repeat with a new dealer. If you hit big a few times and are now at greater than 3 times what you came in with play the excess above 2.75 times your money. If at anytime you get up to 4 times what you came with. RUN! or put it all on a 50/50 at once and take your chances. If you hit... leave.

Never pull out more money than you come in with. Come in with more than you intended to play but not more than you can afford to lose. When you've lost what you intended to play... use the Force to decide wether or not to leave or try to get it back with the extra you brought.
 

The scared to lose thing is true because you cant slow play and win. Thats how the casino keeps the advantage. You need to hit a couple big ones and leave. Time is not your friend... so safer bets are not your friend either

 

[Kaleo15]

Bro I live in Vegas and I stay the hell away from gambling...


Pretty much a gamblers mentality is "You'll never win, if you're scared to lose"


And I cry like alittle ***** even if i lose $40 I'm like see, that could've been gas money.

It is true that you'll never win if you are scared to lose.
You have to go in reckless. Hit something big. Mix up reckless and more conservative bets to prolong play with your winnings. If you hit again, set aside some to play conservatively  and earn comped play time. Once the excess money is gone... Go eat free and LEAVE.



For example:

if you walk up to a roulette with $500

play some $5 to $20 bets on the even pays or 2 to 1 pays as pretty safe bets 
simultaneously put $5-10 bets on some numbers consistently
this gives you 20 to 30 bets to hit something big.
When a number hits with 10 on it thats $350. If it happens while you still have most of your money. Up your bets. If you've been losing mostly and now you are close to what you came in with or have a bit more... Go home. If you want to continue the strategy through a dealer change.. play very conservative and then repeat with a new dealer. If you hit big a few times and are now at greater than 3 times what you came in with play the excess above 2.75 times your money. If at anytime you get up to 4 times what you came with. RUN! or put it all on a 50/50 at once and take your chances. If you hit... leave.

Never pull out more money than you come in with. Come in with more than you intended to play but not more than you can afford to lose. When you've lost what you intended to play... use the Force to decide wether or not to leave or try to get it back with the extra you brought.

 


The scared to lose thing is true because you cant slow play and win. Thats how the casino keeps the advantage. You need to hit a couple big ones and leave. Time is not your friend... so safer bets are not your friend either

Yeah man I'm cool on all that I don't need the money, and if I do, i'll just sign up for overtime. Problem solved!

 

[frshstunna]

Find a small town /city n flood it with some work

 

[guccjermaine2]

Dudes out here spewing ways to lose money but OP u sleeping on that overseas private contracting paper

What website can I apply to become an overseas contractor?

 

[Thats My Word]

Does overseas private contracting mean flying out to dubai?

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

View media item 2285262 only took a few spins

 

[iDon’tRead]

i dont think ive ever met anyone who has even stood next to something worth that much...

but, GLOP...

Wasn't your Kia worth that much at one point ?

 

[3am scholar]

If you have a female in your life, see if she is willing to donate her eggs.

 

[illwill8710]

Multi-level market is what you need OP

Wake Up Now!!!

or push dat Herbal Life!!!!

join the team and make residual income in little as 2 weeks

 

[chadleroy]

This breaks down to 25 blow jobs a day. If the average blow job lasts 12 and a half minutes, he could knock this out in just over 5 hours a day.

But if OP is willing to also offer hand jobs at a cost of $5, he could, theoretically, achieve his goal in just over 2 and a half hours a day by giving two hand jobs during each blow job. It would more than likely be closer to 2 hours and 50 minutes once you account for the variance between the time it takes to climax from a hand job and from a blow job. And then there's also cleanup up consider, so add another 10 minutes. So this puts you at about 3 hours of work per day.

But wait, there's more.

If OP is open to letting someone up the poop chute for $20 while everything else is also taking place, he could now achieve his goal in just under 1 hour and 20 minutes of work each day. Even if we add an extra 20 minutes to account for variance and cleanup, we're still only talking about an hour and forty minutes of work each day. That's only two and a half episodes of Grey's Anatomy (without commercials). In fact, if you were to watch Grey's Anatomy while you work, you will have watched all the way through all 263 episodes that have aired so far. You would then have about 1500 minutes remaining. I'd suggest watching both seasons of The Leftovers and one viewing of Gone With the Wind.

OP, this is honestly your best and least time consuming option.

Avy to SN to post ratio is off the charts

 

[iDon’tRead]

Blowjobs and handjobs really that cheap ?

 

[DIÑERO]

Just go to a wealthy area wait for a nice car to drive by such as a Ferrari hop out in front of it and get that 30k settlement

 

[bluebuffbraves]

The LoL's in this tread are the MOST! Close second to some of y'all speaking from experience or seeking sex trade workers... Taking my judgy eyes off!