manscaping?

My post wasn't meant to be taken 100% serious. Have fun. It's NT.

But foreal I'm thinking about shaving my chest. I needed a EKG for a pre employment physical. They needed to shave patches so that the leads would stay on. I'm rocking the man-o-lantern right now.
 
but yea man, i used to be big on being bald down there once i started having sex

then up until i turned 22 i stopped caring so much
 
Stop shaving against the grain. If u shave with the hair growth u won't get any ingrowns. I shave down there on the regular to the point it's become part of my shower. I don't even know the last time I let it wolf down there lol. It takes 1-2 minutes with a fusion or proglide.
 
To shave the scrotum I do the batwing. You cannot use any pressure. Just let the razor do the job. It will take a couple of passes. If you are trying to remove all of the hair in one swoop using pressure on the blade, you're probably going to have a bad time.
 
Shave the scrotum and lower shaft and keep a tight fade on top. Girls don't like the five o clock shadow cuz it hurts and it's hard to maintain. For those that don't manscape, do you like hair in your food? Just saying...
 
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The words this guy uses.

Bag of agony
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