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Thread reminds me of no ma'am.
Married Nters How Many Times A Week Are You Smanging? chapter. Over 9000!!!!
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why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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I got some booty
night marcher01
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Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
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yo ima have to co-sign this. i wanna punch my comp screen everytime i see itOriginally Posted by Nowitzness41
You sir, suck! Get this annoying b outta here (the chick)Originally Posted by Peep Game
Looks like my avy is very appropriate for these two posts
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Originally Posted by twizzi
Originally Posted by sreggie101
Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike
i really like this.
lmaooooooooooo
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Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil
Originally Posted by twizzi
Originally Posted by sreggie101
i really like this.
lmaoooooooooooWhen the river runs red, take a dirt bath.
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Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
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Yo Elder, real spit that was one of the funniest paragraph's I've read on NT ever.
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Pretty much every night. Her cycle is normally 3-4 days long. On those days she has no problem putting the love in her mouth. If you aim to please your woman she will do the same for you, whenever, wherever, and however. 7 years strong and the sex is still as good as ever.
Having a woman that wants the D just as much as you want the P>
Having a woman that wants the D just as much as you want the P>
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Originally Posted by blacklion23
Pretty much every night. Her cycle is normally 3-4 days long. On those days she has no problem putting the love in her mouth. If you aim to please your woman she will do the same for you, whenever, wherever, and however. 7 years strong and the sex is still as good as ever.
Having a woman that wants the D just as much as you want the P>
This. except aint no period stopping the stroke. We get it in everyday. I gives no dambs about a period thats my wife.
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Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
You have quite an imagination. With that being said, had no problem getting anything up last night.That fun, spontaneous sex FTW
night marcher01
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Originally Posted by KatieJade4
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?
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That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
You have quite an imagination. With that being said, had no problem getting anything up last night.That fun, spontaneous sex FTW
Imagination? Nope... that award goes to ElderWatson
Let's recap shall we?
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Maximus Meridius wrote:
Yall married dudes got it bad if you not smashing that much then you go outside and see all that ([]) running around.
....Exactly... try that and being halfway decent looking and having girls holla all the time.
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Yall married dudes got it bad if you not smashing that much then you go outside and see all that ([]) running around.
....Exactly... try that and being halfway decent looking and having girls holla all the time.
Pics or ducktales!
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Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
yo ima have to co-sign this. i wanna punch my comp screen everytime i see itOriginally Posted by Nowitzness41
You sir, suck! Get this annoying b outta here (the chick)Originally Posted by Peep Game
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but yea I'm 21. every smash sesh with my gf i think about the possibility of not vein able to when older
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Really dont keep track. Got small kids so we have "sex spurts".
Can go 4-5 times one week, and then 0 the next.
Fits like a glove every time.
Can go 4-5 times one week, and then 0 the next.
Fits like a glove every time.
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6-8 times a week. and talking to my buds at some point every guy has created a murder scene with his weapon. you gotta do what you gotta do
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Ugh, I don't think I could have sex during "that time of the month". The last thing I want during that time is sex.
It makes after your period sex sooo much better, too.
It makes after your period sex sooo much better, too.
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Ya'll dudes trippin if you ain't smashing on the dot. Whenever my gals on it we just do it in the shower. No Mess, No Sweat, No Rubber AND we soap and scrub each other down afterwards
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Ain't nothing like that in house...but it is difficult as hell dealing with only one
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Sharpen up those edges bruh. Free week pass? As if she has a option any other day. If your chick aint going all out for you every time you get down, you doing it wrong. They always start off with "I don't do that" if you don't reach a point in time that she wants to do that find yourself a mentor.
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having an 11 month old and a 5 year old thats scared of the dark sucks............