Michael Phelps had a threesome with two strippers (not allowed to post pics but they're out there)

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by Cragmatic

I have been told 1000 times but numerous people i look JUST like Michael Phelps... I need to start using that to my advantage
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you dont got a stroke like him though
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I kid you not.. random people at work tell me all the time I look like him.. on vacation some random dude came up to me just to tell me I look like Phelps...

Actually I was in Ann Arbor Once... and all the waitresses kept askin me if I was him at Buffalo Wild Wings...

When I got up to leave... some dude patted me on the back and said "Nice swimming buddy"
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Originally Posted by Cragmatic

IDK... to me sounds like some girl tryin to get her 15 mins... who knows if its legit...

Anyway..

I have been told 1000 times but numerous people i look JUST like Michael Phelps... I need to start using that to my advantage
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I dont think he gets girls based on looks...probably mostly based on his celebrity, his $$$, him being one of the best athletes in the world, etc.
 
Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by Cragmatic

I have been told 1000 times but numerous people i look JUST like Michael Phelps... I need to start using that to my advantage
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you dont got a stroke like him though
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Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

Great way for him to lose his virginity.
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guranteed this guy gets more play in a week than you probably will in your whole life.....so sit there and beast over what he gets on call... and u can only have when ur door is locked with the box of tissues and jergens all over your hand....that is until your mom comes in and throws L's in your face..and then gives you another one for continuing to live at home at the age of 30... while phelps is only 23 and stuntin hard in your face.... not only does he smoke and bang hot chicks like crazy... but he is probably one of the best athletes in the world... what do you have going for you??......your post count... and a sweet avy??.....not a bad consolation prize......LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Yeah, you definitely mad.
 
I know its not based on his looks... he's a goofy lookin mo fo... but I can go to parties in ann arbor, (I live in Michigan) and convince drunk girlsI'm him
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Honestly I dont think I do... but even in a PYP thread some NTers posted pics of phelps comparing me and him
 
Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

Great way for him to lose his virginity.
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guranteed this guy gets more play in a week than you probably will in your whole life.....so sit there and beast over what he gets on call... and u can only have when ur door is locked with the box of tissues and jergens all over your hand....that is until your mom comes in and throws L's in your face..and then gives you another one for continuing to live at home at the age of 30... while phelps is only 23 and stuntin hard in your face.... not only does he smoke and bang hot chicks like crazy... but he is probably one of the best athletes in the world... what do you have going for you??......your post count... and a sweet avy??.....not a bad consolation prize......LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Michael Phelps?
 
wait, how credible is this website? news of the world? umm... did phelps actually admit to any of this or was he in any pictures with these broads? sounds likesome cheap hoax to me...
 
I wouldn't expect anything less...

HE'S MICHAEL PHELPS!

Get it done Michael!!
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Good for him but this dude bears my last name and I'm $$+##!+ tired of going to the store and providing identification.

EVERY-TIME..."Happen to be related to Miiichael Phelps? {chuck chuck chuck}"

No cot damnit. Does it look like we're $$+##!+ related?
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Originally Posted by SickWitIt

Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

Great way for him to lose his virginity.
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guranteed this guy gets more play in a week than you probably will in your whole life.....so sit there and beast over what he gets on call... and u can only have when ur door is locked with the box of tissues and jergens all over your hand....that is until your mom comes in and throws L's in your face..and then gives you another one for continuing to live at home at the age of 30... while phelps is only 23 and stuntin hard in your face.... not only does he smoke and bang hot chicks like crazy... but he is probably one of the best athletes in the world... what do you have going for you??......your post count... and a sweet avy??.....not a bad consolation prize......LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Yeah, you definitely mad.

this dude is a clown don't even listen to him
 
Originally Posted by vctry20

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They played beer pong

how the @#@* are you going to admit that you offered him a threesome, then put him on blast for it
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i shouldve been a swimmer...i respect his game...straight up having threesome's and all his did was take her to taco bell...
 
Originally Posted by Tarvald Drama Chase

Great way for him to lose his virginity.
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guranteed this guy gets more play in a week than you probably will in your whole life.....so sit there and beast over what he gets on call... and u can only have when ur door is locked with the box of tissues and jergens all over your hand....that is until your mom comes in and throws L's in your face..and then gives you another one for continuing to live at home at the age of 30... while phelps is only 23 and stuntin hard in your face.... not only does he smoke and bang hot chicks like crazy... but he is probably one of the best athletes in the world... what do you have going for you??......your post count... and a sweet avy??.....not a bad consolation prize......LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



How does he pound with your teeth firmly around his bag like this?
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You sound pretty upset fella.
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