Mitch Hedberg APPRECIATION post!

[darthska]

Appreciated!!!

Y'all ever heard him talk about Sprite?

Or ordering a club sandwich? "I don't know how I did it; I'm not even in the club."

Then he goes on to talk about how the club was formed:
"We'll cut them into triangular pieces, and arrange the pieces into a circle."
"Sounds good."
"And we'll stick them with toothpicks that have decorative tops."
"I'm in."
"And serve it with asparagus spears."
" **** you. You're out of the club."

"I hate ordering sandwiches in New York; they use too much meat. It's like a cow between two crackers."

 

[kiddin like jason]

"I want to be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti! AND blankets!"

"I saw this wino; he was eating grapes. It's like, 'dude, you have to wait!'"

That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of drum sticks. You're pounding out the beat, "one,two, three, four... oh $#@!, my bass player is now a can of soup! Sorry, Rick, I mean, Cream of Mushroom!"

"The only way I could get my old CD into a store is if I would take one in and leave it. They said, 'Sir, you forgot this.' 'No I did not!That is for sale; please alphabetize it.'

The Dufrenes.

His style and delivery are unparalleled.

 

[athievingenius]

yes.... definitely

 

[mixednuts]

he use to, and still is, one of my fav comedians.

 

[kiddin like jason]

We need to keep this going.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'"

 

[chucks ohyeah]

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

The Dufrenes.

"Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!"