Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

celticspride34 celticspride34 you can do better tjhan that bro , please shut this thread down with some of your tales

Maybe tomorrow... I've been up so long, I'm killing a bong pack off.. I got to get back to bed, the girl already complained I'm not middle of the night cuddling with her... I guess I owe it to her, I did beat her *** with a my rattan cane until she bled tonight...
 
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This thread draws tears from my eyes at least once every page :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

With that being said, I wanna further contribute but I think I'd possibly get the thread locked if I did so idk lol
 
I talk to myself, sometimes even practice what I would say before I get in a hypothetical situation.

I suck toes.

I like my smell when I stink. Only after 1 day though, anything more than that I feel disgusting.

I actually enjoy eating *** more than vagina.

I eat girls on their period.

I use to have a collection of dried up paper under my couches and bed.

I really want to pee on a girl now after this thread lol
 
Alright man, I hear you. You seem to be comfortable with your sexuality, and seem to know what you like, which is cool. But drug addicts bruh? There's plenty of women and men out there, who at least try to make better life decisions that won't have negative consequences for you. You saying the wrong P can ruin your life, but so can the wrong D homie.

Protect ya neck out there...

I know what I'm doing, i'm well aware of everything you are saying, but my body count is low, as I've never even engaged in heterosexual, or I rather say vaginal intercourse....The encounters I posted were done out of a sense of frustration and desperation, not out of pure lust.
 
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I talk to myself, sometimes even practice what I would say before I get in a hypothetical situation.

I suck toes.

I like my smell when I stink. Only after 1 day though, anything more than that I feel disgusting.

I actually enjoy eating *** more than vagina.

I eat girls on their period.

I use to have a collection of dried up paper under my couches and bed.

I really want to pee on a girl now after this thread lol
that va gina vampire
 
I talk to myself, sometimes even practice what I would say before I get in a hypothetical situation.

I suck toes.

I like my smell when I stink. Only after 1 day though, anything more than that I feel disgusting.

I actually enjoy eating *** more than vagina.

I eat girls on their period.

I use to have a collection of dried up paper under my couches and bed.

I really want to pee on a girl now after this thread lol
while eating the butt did you ever have an incident to which the chick farted?
 
Got top after she smoked and I didn't shower for a day the smell was :x :smh:

I used to use fructis shampoo as lube to jack off in the shower

I like to eat little bits of weed

I want involve food while I'm having sex

I like to bite the butt
 
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Got top after she smoked and I didn't shower for a day the smell was
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I used to use fructis shampoo as lube to jack off in the shower

I like to eat little bits of weed

I want involve food while I'm having sex

I like to bite the butt
I like chewing weed stems
 
When I was a kid I'd pick my nose and wipe it on the wall behind the couch in my apartment.
:x I know. I :smh: thinking about it now.
 
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I have seriously long and in depth conversations to myself when I am at work but I talk to myself as if I am not really me but my alter ego 82xik



























Not serious.























Seriously not serious.












I do talk to myself though when I am at work, especially if I get pissed off over something or someone.
 
Bored? Cool

Walk in the kitchen grab that plastic bag from the grocery store


Throw it in the air and keep smacking it to keep it in the air


Greatest thing I've thought of when I got bored
 
Starting to think talking to yourself isn't as uncommon or unusual as we think.
it is very common its just a lot of ppl aren't open and honest and speak on it.... kinda like porn no one really just be up and all out talking bout watching porn... yet its the most viewed thing on the internet...

Its one of those silent rules... everyone and some point in some form or fashion has talked to themselves
 
Sometimes I talk to myself when alone.

I've beat off while my grandmother was down the hall sleep.

I get hard when a girl I like touches me.

When I was on a trip to DC, I was bored and decided to beat off in the bathroom stall.

I used to powder my nuts w/ baby powder.

I beat off and used my nut as lube then went for round 2.

I used to eat my boogers and fingernails.


I use to powder my butts when I played ball but I used cornstarch... iuno but having extra sweaty nutts just felt uncomfortable...

And when you scratch you would get these brown/black tar like stuff in between your nails


cornstarch ?? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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