Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[kdawg]

You not washed, you just outta shape.

Put down the backwoods and alcohol and hit the gym

Yeah, a couple of weeks and you'd be fine. Wait another 20 years and then tell me how you feel. I'm like a 6ft Dirk out there - all I've got left is a jumper. I should have retired this summer - I was staying at my wife's parent's place and they have a really nice Rec Center. Went down one night and got a couple of runs - finished with full court 5 on 5. I couldn't miss even though I thought I was going to die running up and down.

The next day I could hardly walk but I went back the day after that and I was a bum. Could barely move.

 

[supersaiyangod]

Started to get tired at 5:00 AM today smh

 

[SC kid]

Checked the mail yesterday.

Noticed some weeds along the sidewalk.
Things snuck up on me.

Pulled em out all the way down to the root.
Patched the grass up real nice.

Gotta feelin it won't be the last time

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

Knees started aching then it started raining smh

 

[niceshoes247]

Knees started aching then it started raining smh

From walking in those retro’s?
U get that camero yet?

 

[alchemist iq]

Paid another bill.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

From walking in those retro’s?
U get that camero yet?

Been in like 4 car accidents knees all banged up
NOT YET

 

[niceshoes247]

Been in like 4 car accidents knees all banged up
NOT YET

4!? Let me guess, none ur fault right. Maybe that camero isn’t a good idea? I wanna see u shine but where do we draw the line

 

[naijaboy]

I found a parker pen recently and I can remember when having one or the set with the pencil was a low key status symbol in school.

 

[alchemist iq]

LebronHasMoreCarAccidents.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

4!? Let me guess, none ur fault right. Maybe that camero isn’t a good idea? I wanna see u shine but where do we draw the line

Actually none were my fault. The worst was when dude ran a red light to pick up his sunglasses

 

[niceshoes247]

Actually none were my fault. The worst was when dude ran a red light to pick up his sunglasses

Damn! So what u driving now?

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

Damn! So what u driving now?

 

[niceshoes247]

LebronHasMoreCarAccidents.

 

[niceshoes247]

NINJA! U drop around a 1,000 everymonth on shoes
Niceshoes

 

[Remy LeBeau]

Ordering a side salad with my meal when I go out to eat

 

[Master Zik]

That needing to stretch life aint no joke

I'm finally giving in.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

That needing to stretch life aint no joke

I'm finally giving in.

Washed, but when I say I need a massage just know it’s facts lol. Seriously though, I wish I had more access to all this stuff growing up.

 

[Master Zik]

Washed, but when I say I need a massage just know it’s facts lol. Seriously though, I wish I had more access to all this stuff growing up.

That's another thing I just haven't given in to cuz I feel like I'm dropping a buck for a hj.

Never will I pay for a hj.

 

[ahat]

That's another thing I just haveby given in to cuz I feel like I'm dropping a buck for a hj.

Never will I pay for a hj.

For real

Hand? I got two of those, I'll be damned if I pay for that.

 

[sooperhooper]

Just spent 20 minutes trying to do the shoot dance still can't get it joint looks SO easy but you look SO stupid if you can't do it right smh.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Paid another bill.

 

[richiecotite]

When you wake up early on the weekends specifically to take a nap later on in the day

 

[DCAllAfrican]

That's another thing I just haven't given in to cuz I feel like I'm dropping a buck for a hj.

Never will I pay for a hj.

@Peep Game