Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Discussion in 'General' started by LA Diggler, Mar 27, 2018.

  1. LA Diggler

    LA Diggler

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    Tried to dunk a couple weeks ago and got hung.
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    Had no clue what Fortnite was until Drake played with a kid who apparently makes over 500k a month on Twitch.
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    Went out with the homie Saturday and before we get into the spot this girl in the parking lot shoots her shot. After talking for a bit she pulls her phone out and says what’s your Snap. I tell her I don’t have Snap (I do but don’t use it). She replies “you don’t have Snap?”
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  2. gamble

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    We getting old b. Know that feel.
     
  3. 6 Rings G.O.A.T.

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  4. wavycrocket

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    -Asking my lil dawg how to use snap :smh:

    -Having no clue bout the SoundCloud rappers

    -Going to AUC homecoming and passing out after the tailgate.
     
  5. likeaboss2

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    For an older dude, I'm very up to date with all the new apps, new trash rappers, etc

    but whenever I reference a 90's movie or 80's/90's sports and get crickets, I wonder if I'm past my prime :frown:

    One plus is that my jersey collection turns more heads.
     
  6. ahat20

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    When I complain about the youngins the same way old heads used to complain about us at that age.

    Stopped myself and said damn I'm old
     
  7. fac3 tak30v312

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    Taking 30 minutes to recover from two short sprints
     
  8. kingkoopa

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    Real talk,I haven't busted out in full sprint in forever :lol:
     
  9. P A Z

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    feeling like absolute s___t after drinking beer and eating pizza
     
  10. calibeebee

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    Playing ball, I can barely touch rim now.

    Cannot run a mile without crippling knee pain.

    Got dumped once by a fat nerdy 26 year old chick who basically worked at Walmart and didn't have a drivers license.

    So yeah I'm washed as an athlete and as an irresistible sex icon.
     
  11. kvsm23vs24

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    Damn fam.
    Not washed but do check my age when I go to the bars and biddies like 21-23.

    I’m 27

    Also the fams saying they want grandchildren....mind you. I’m still playing Pokémon :lol:
     
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  12. ahat20

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  13. iDon’tRead

    iDon’tRead formerly winter91

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    Dam not even 30 and some of y’all sounding washed ..
     
  14. ahat20

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    WashGang

    Squad up
     
  15. Based Jesus

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    When I made a Matrix reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
    When I made a MySpace reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
    When I made an AskJeeves reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
    When I made a......
     
  16. beh235

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    I was walking to work from the train station last week and a group of kids were coming up from the station stairs across the street from me. One girl comes out from the top of the steps and I'm assuming she was on snapchat and was recording herself saying "hey! it's your girl ______". It wasn't even 8 o'clock in the morning. In my head I was like lil girl getcho *** to school and put that **** away :lol:
     
  17. shorty doo wop

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    :lol: being a teacher gin have u feeling washed no matter how young you are
     
  18. Teknoman

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    When I go hard in the gym and I'm sore for like a week.
     
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  19. 6 Rings G.O.A.T.

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    :rofl:
     
  20. 6 Rings G.O.A.T.

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    That recovery time..
     
  21. wayniac211

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    Never washed mayne! Key is mind over power
     
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  22. Baby Face Nelson

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    I now know why athletes take PEDS. I hoop twice a week and would put up numbers in an over 30 league. However, when I get switched on to one of those frail young thundercats with the DS5 (official hairstyle of March Madness) by life flashes before my eyes. Knowing your vulnerable to the drive, pull up 3 pointer, or being dunked on is scary.
     
  23. kickvicisous

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    Every dance after the Bobby Shmurda **** look like gymnastics to me, dont what that **** is called or how to do any of it.

    When I watch basketball and get annoyed at the number of 3 point attempts

    When I've looked at the XXL freshman covers for like the last 7 years or when I tell people I like lyricism and the Foreign Exchange group
     
  24. stuntman mike

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    i would legit fall to pieces if i tried a full sprint.
     
  25. TURBO UNO

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    I tried that recently and my balls hurt. Had to stop quick.