Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[turbospartan]

I think most of those 6-figure cleaning businesses are just farming it out, aren't they? Open a website, advertise, hire a 1099 crew to do the work while you browse NT

 

[Master Zik]

I think most of those 6-figure cleaning businesses are just farming it out, aren't they? Open a website, advertise, hire a 1099 crew to do the work while you browse NT

Now that's glamorous.

 

[a-friend]

I couple of times over the last I week I couldn't remember if I'd already taken my vitamins upon waking or before leaving the house so I either took them twice that day or just skipped them one or two days. This has happened 4-5times over the last month.

Now I have a one of those things.....the weekly box

One of these, washed AF

 

[ahat]

Sounds like it balances out

 

[kungfu koala]

Is it meth or onset dementia?
Fr though lol...

 

[eracism]

can you guys do this stretch? I'm like 2-3 inches apart lol

 

[calibeebee]

Hell to the naw. Multiple shoulder dislocations and labrum tears from football. Not happening ever.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

I still got it..

 

[townbidness]

can you guys do this stretch? I'm like 2-3 inches apart lol

Dude like 140lbs.

 

[maq25060]

I'm a pretty flexible guy and that's a solid no for me. I can get my fingers to touch if i try real hard, but not lock and pull

How the hell is he even able to lay his left arm flat like that? My **** ain't going that flat. My right arm will, but not the left.

 

[tokes99]

can you guys do this stretch? I'm like 2-3 inches apart lol

just barely…and only on one side even with my arms being very long, tho maybe if i warmed up i could make it happen

 

[Mark Antony]

Too much traps, didn't even try. You tryna put people in the hospital.

 

[sneeker]

can you guys do this stretch? I'm like 2-3 inches apart lol

I was able to do that when I was younger and leaner with no problem at all. once I bulked up, it was game over.

 

[datznasty]

every time i call myself gonna take a quick power nap after work then go do something, i wake up and its already like 9pm

 

[SC kid]

I was able to do that when I was younger and leaner with no problem at all. once I bulked up, it was game over.

I can do this easy but i cant do it the opposite way.

 

[deusavertat]

Dude like 140lbs.

My back muscles wont let me. Humble brag

 

[sneeker]

I can do this easy but i cant do it the opposite way.

tried it today. felt like my arm muscles getting dislocated and twisted.

 

[mplsdunk]

tried and failed

 

[sneeker]

Down with the colds for 2 days now. Have to do a rat test later if it's covid related. Damn throat is itchy as hell coughing and having a stuffy nose. Been sneezing like crazy.

 

[cs02132]

I couple of times over the last I week I couldn't remember if I'd already taken my vitamins upon waking or before leaving the house so I either took them twice that day or just skipped them one or two days. This has happened 4-5times over the last month.

Now I have a one of those things.....the weekly box

One of these, washed AF

Years ago I bought the supreme version, couldn’t even fit 2 fish oil pills in a slot

 

[moe200069]

I couple of times over the last I week I couldn't remember if I'd already taken my vitamins upon waking or before leaving the house so I either took them twice that day or just skipped them one or two days. This has happened 4-5times over the last month.

Now I have a one of those things.....the weekly box

One of these, washed AF

this joint is CLUTCH. between a multivitamin, fish oil pills, tumeric pills, and a vitamin c tablet, i’m not trynna pop those bottles every single day. this tablet case is the vitamin equivalent of meal prepping

 

[kungfu koala]

can you guys do this stretch? I'm like 2-3 inches apart lol

Bro, i can't even scrub my own back.

 

[smedroc]

I can do this easy but i cant do it the opposite way.

Same here.

Apparently it's a common pattern that is dictated by the orientation of your ribcage.

 

[sneeker]

Been battling colds for 4 days now. Called it quits before my shift was done a few days ago and went home. Called in sick for 2 days. Decided to come to work today but damn, felt my whole body was about to fall apart. Was shaking as I felt weak and could only manage to do half of my usual pace. Man I thought I was getting better while I was at home. Only showed I wasn't that able yet. Lucky its not a busy shift today. Otherwise, I would have struggled. Although my mind couldn't focus.

 

[gry60]

When you can listen to a mid-90s rap album without having to open rapgenius.com to catch references to brands/places/events.
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When you realize that Rapgenius.com is now Genius.com...