Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[sonoftony]

I just found out Murda Beatz is white

 

[freakydestroyer]

Why would you need a “real remote” if you had your phone as a remote?

If I understood technology like this my “real remote” would be in the trash can in seconds

I guess because it is standard for your TV to come with one? You would still need to program your phone in order to use it as a remote. Anyway if I'm younger and want to troll, I'd go to someone's house and change the channel on their TV using my phone to have them wonder what is going on.

 

[promac]

I just found out Murda Beatz is white

I’m so washed I had to google Murda Beatz

 

[PRIME]

Why would you need a “real remote” if you had your phone as a remote?

If I understood technology like this my “real remote” would be in the trash can in seconds

So if you had family or someone at your crib and you had to step out, they basically can’t watch tv unless you leave your phone with them.

If there were ever an emergency, nobody can get ahold of you because your phone is the tv remote and it’s back at the house.


Now your whole kitchen just burned down and you ain’t even know it because you wanted to play Mr. “my cell phone is the tv remote”

My tv has a remote. I’m good.

 

[promac]

- I don’t have family stay at my crib when I’m not at home

- Why would I leave my phone at the house when I’m not there?

-My kitchen burned down because I used my cell as a remote???

Reaching

 

[SupremeBeing5]

- I don’t have family stay at my crib when I’m not at home

- Why would I leave my phone at the house when I’m not there?

-My kitchen burned down because I used my cell as a remote???

Reaching

Smh you kick your family out if you're not home?

 

[promac]

Smh you kick your family out if you're not home?

I never said that. I kick at my families, they don’t kick it at my crib

 

[DCAllAfrican]

In case you cannot find the real remote.

People lose remotes?

Also, what kind of bed setups do yall have that something falls behind the bad and a simple roll over couldn't be used to grab a remote?

 

[freakydestroyer]

People lose remotes?

Also, what kind of bed setups do yall have that something falls behind the bad and a simple roll over couldn't be used to grab a remote?

You must not have lived in house with multiple people.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

You must not have lived in house with multiple people.

Or maybe I have and nobody has ever lost a remote.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

So if you had family or someone at your crib and you had to step out, they basically can’t watch tv unless you leave your phone with them.

If there were ever an emergency, nobody can get ahold of you because your phone is the tv remote and it’s back at the house.


Now your whole kitchen just burned down and you ain’t even know it because you wanted to play Mr. “my cell phone is the tv remote”

My tv has a remote. I’m good.

Excellent points, especially the first point

 

[SC kid]

A person is washed if they use the remote that came with the television lol?

 

[mecks]

went out drinking with my buddies friday night. woke up saturday 5am outside in the yard with a water in my hand and no shirt on.

 

[adobecs4]

A person is washed if they use the remote that came with the television lol?

No, these clowns are washed for always being so damn extreme. "omg, what if you lose the remote, your phone dies, and your girl is about to give birth. How will you turn off the microwave?" shut the **** up my guy (not you, SC. These clowns who overdo it in this thread). Sound like females in here

 

[adobecs4]

Some of y'all are so dense you didn't see AS WELL in my original post about using your phone as a remote. Gotdamn clowns.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

For two years, I thought "Chance the Rapper" was referring to Chance from I Love New York.

Hahahahahahaha you are not alone with this one

 

[jape]

Some of y'all are so dense you didn't see AS WELL in my original post about using your phone as a remote. Gotdamn clowns.

bruh why are you so mad though?

 

[Comparison Ford]

Sex makes my calves sore the next day.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

A person is washed if they use the remote that came with the television lol?

I think the tendency to lose the remote and feeling the need to HAVE a "Second remote" is what should be called WASHED

 

[PRIME]

No, these clowns are washed for always being so damn extreme. "omg, what if you lose the remote, your phone dies, and your girl is about to give birth. How will you turn off the microwave?" shut the **** up my guy (not you, SC. These clowns who overdo it in this thread). Sound like females in here

Bruh. It ain’t that deep

Shut yo sensitive *** up

 

[tr1ll]

Sex makes my calves sore the next day.

Try my back, my arms, my shoulders, legs. Like ******* crossfit.

I once told a chick no, one some "Vivian I'm not a machine!" type ****.

 

[Comparison Ford]

Try my back, my arms, my shoulders, legs. Like ******* crossfit.

I once told a chick no, one some "Vivian I'm not a machine!" type ****.

I've been trying to make it easier on myself so I got Hulu account so I can sit on the couch and watch TV while my girlfriend rides me.

I've been watching Kitchen Nightmares and getting up to the point where Gordon Ramsay reveals the renovations they did to the restaurant before she taps out.

 

[PRIME]

- I don’t have family stay at my crib when I’m not at home

- Why would I leave my phone at the house when I’m not there?

-My kitchen burned down because I used my cell as a remote???

Reaching

It was all one scenario my guy

You left your phone at the crib because the people there needed it to change channels

But ima give you and adobeCS4 (we use adobe CC in 2018 btw) the award for “taking the internet too seriously”

We should make a thread called “moments you realized you mad”

 

[juice man]

went out drinking with my buddies friday night. woke up saturday 5am outside in the yard with a water in my hand and no shirt on.

Washed? Na, great night..

 

[T0INE]

Try my back, my arms, my shoulders, legs. Like ******* crossfit.

I once told a chick no, one some "Vivian I'm not a machine!" type ****.

I read this part in Uncle Phil's voice.

RIP James Avery.