Most Embarrasing Intoxication Story?

few keg stands, shots of tequila, vodka+orange juice, maybe more? left me pissing on an empty cop cars windshield. alarm went off once I stumbled on the hood of the car
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group of friends had to carry me off since i didn't realize what was going on
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The classic "I didn't remember a thing in the morning." Friend told me the story, my jaw dropped
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Originally Posted by Adolf

Ok, so it was only my second time getting drunk. I'm with two of my dudes and one of my dudes GFs in a car outside of a concert that they're about to play at. We in there with a handle of whiskey. I thought I was a champ, so I got the whiskey like 3 or 4 times and each time I chugged like 3 shots worth. I was feeling Goodman. About 10 mins later we start to go in, right? I step out the Honda on some Matrix %$*%. A *+%$% didn't know where he was walking. It's a 18+ event and I'm 16, but I get in anyways. I'm in there maxin' for like 30 mins. It's about 40 deep in there at around 12 at night. Eventually, I'm just %$*% faced. I call up 3 more homies (all sober) and we in there jammin'. I'm kinda wylin tho, so another under 18 dude in there tells me to relax. Maaannnnn, I was so gone I thought he was talking %$*%. I walk up on him like "I beg your pardon". He got scared and backed up, but then a dude like 30 walks up like "you need yo have a seat, man." I'm like "The %++! you just say to me? I'll bust your head, Fam." He got shook too. Eventually like 4 bouncers had to get me out. I pretty much got banned from the venue and had to wait in the car afterwards for like 3 hours. I kept opening the door to puke and all that, smh. I woke up the net morning next to a bag of my puke and everybody looking at me like (-.-)
Lol i can only imagine the scene in Hall Pass with them drunk as hell
 
Originally Posted by Adolf

Ok, so it was only my second time getting drunk. I'm with two of my dudes and one of my dudes GFs in a car outside of a concert that they're about to play at. We in there with a handle of whiskey. I thought I was a champ, so I got the whiskey like 3 or 4 times and each time I chugged like 3 shots worth. I was feeling Goodman. About 10 mins later we start to go in, right? I step out the Honda on some Matrix %$*%. A *+%$% didn't know where he was walking. It's a 18+ event and I'm 16, but I get in anyways. I'm in there maxin' for like 30 mins. It's about 40 deep in there at around 12 at night. Eventually, I'm just %$*% faced. I call up 3 more homies (all sober) and we in there jammin'. I'm kinda wylin tho, so another under 18 dude in there tells me to relax. Maaannnnn, I was so gone I thought he was talking %$*%. I walk up on him like "I beg your pardon". He got scared and backed up, but then a dude like 30 walks up like "you need yo have a seat, man." I'm like "The %++! you just say to me? I'll bust your head, Fam." He got shook too. Eventually like 4 bouncers had to get me out. I pretty much got banned from the venue and had to wait in the car afterwards for like 3 hours. I kept opening the door to puke and all that, smh. I woke up the net morning next to a bag of my puke and everybody looking at me like (-.-)
Lol i can only imagine the scene in Hall Pass with them drunk as hell
 
i really dont feel like typing it all up but $6 all you can drink/ pre gaming before going out = me waking up in my bed with nothing but a shirt on. literally, nothing! i dont remember how i got home neither, i do remember eating someones pizza at a restaurant at like 3am but thats about it for the night
 
i really dont feel like typing it all up but $6 all you can drink/ pre gaming before going out = me waking up in my bed with nothing but a shirt on. literally, nothing! i dont remember how i got home neither, i do remember eating someones pizza at a restaurant at like 3am but thats about it for the night
 
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