Niketalk to Catch A Predator vol. Omegle

[drewackall2]

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

You: his name...

Stranger: what was it?

You: darth vader

classic, well executed

 

[straight lux]

smh at you cybering with that guy
still had me rollin though

 

[phil le0tard0]

wrong thread.

 

[erickm713]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/Cali
Stranger: nice
You: you?
Stranger: im 20/m /va
You: va?
Stranger: virginia
You: oh soryy I didn't know lol
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: im mike and u?
You: I'm cindy short for Cynthia
Stranger: nice meetin u cindy
You: Nice meeting you Mike

Stranger: pleasure is all mine
You: Any pics of you Mike?
Stranger: can i see ur pic
Stranger: yeah i do but let me see u first
You: (X) now you

Stranger: lemme have a glimpse
You: glimpse?
Stranger: a look
You: a look at what exactly?
Stranger: wat u wanna me to look at?
Stranger: u r so hot
You: Now I want to see a pic of you!
Stranger: sure dear
Stranger: hey do u gotta msn?
You: No I'm on my laptop not desktop I don't have it one here and plus I don't have the memory for it!

Stranger: oops ihavent posted my pic on net
Stranger: i could send my pic to ur mail
You: okay
Stranger: gimme ur mail
You: bebop_27@yahoo.com
You: I use yahoo

Stranger: sure dear
Stranger: i will mail from my google mail
Stranger: just a sec
You: k
Stranger: got my mail
You: which one are you?
Stranger: rupisan.ronald
Stranger: have a gotta mail
You: Which one in the pic!
Stranger: oh guess
You: far right?
Stranger: no
You: blonde?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i was the one on my knees
You: oh lol your cute

Stranger: thanks babe
You: mmm your pic kinda turns me on

Stranger: thanks and ur pic does the same
Stranger: can i see a hotte one of urs?
You: talk dirty to me

You: I don't take those kind of pics your gonna have to talk to my ex for those pics

Stranger: oh have u ever seen a 7inch !$%$
You: no

Stranger: thats mine
You: ?
Stranger: hey i need a pic of urs so that i get masturbate mysefl
You: talk dirty to me and I'll give you one

Stranger: have u ever given a blowjob?
You: No
Stranger: then i need one from you
You:

here goes another pic (X)
Stranger: i %%$# ur brains out drain ur *+@$% and make tough with my cum in ur bitsy mouth
Stranger: i need a nude one of urs
Stranger: i wanna see ur ****
You: I don't have nudes on my laptop!
Stranger: baby i need a desperate one
Stranger: im dying
You: send me one of yours and I'll get one of mines

Stranger: no first u
You:

Stranger: i wanna get a hard one to my +*!%
Stranger: please baby
You: Ladies first! please so I can please you!
Stranger: thanks dear
Stranger: show me one so i cum right now
You: give me a sec
Stranger: oh sure
Stranger: show me a most hottest one
You: That's me holding the red drink before I dyed my hair (X)
Stranger: hey u almost made me cum dear
Stranger: u said u r straight
Stranger: but i think u r lesbian
You: I didn't say that

I'm Bi
Stranger: oh do send a few pics
You: ?
Stranger: i need a few more of u
You: No I gave you one now you!
Stranger: i dont have anymore now
Stranger: i will send u later
Stranger: wat say?
You: No now!
Stranger: i dont have much with me now
You: me either but I got you one!
You: I'm starting to think you don't like me

Stranger: yes u r great dear
Stranger: no u made me cum
Stranger: u r so hot
You: but I don't have no hot pics of you!
Stranger: yeah i wil send u later
You:

Stranger: try to understand
You: you don't like me
Stranger: no i do
You: you never did you just wanted to see my pictures

Stranger: then y do i send mine
You: you sent one

I gave you 3!
Stranger: yea but i wil send late
Stranger: later
You: noo

Stranger: please baby
Stranger: hey do u gotta gmail
You: no I only have yahoo
Stranger: ok i will add u up and mail u later
Stranger: is that ok
Stranger: do u have a bf?
You: okay but one more thing....and no I'm single
Stranger: oh that sounds awesome
Stranger: did u never had a %%$#?
You: no I'm a V
Stranger: oh so u have a tight juicy *+@$%
You: yes

Stranger: so it pains a lot when i insert my 7inch ?
You: yes

Stranger: its ok i will handle it slowly
Stranger: how abt a orgasm?
You: when I finger myseld
You: slef
You: self
Stranger: thats sounds good
Stranger: i wanna %%$# ur nice asss
Stranger: wats ur size?
You: 34 D
Stranger: i mean ur $%$
Stranger: and wat abt ur boobs?
You: hey can I tell you somethin?
Stranger: yeah sure dear
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
You: Don't leave the chat
You: .....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

We had this dude %%#@@$@$ on himself!
Homegirl x Me collabo she supplied me her pics and alot of the dialogue she's hooked on the site now!

 

[18key]

Oh god it's back

 

[Dragonflijones]

Originally Posted by joshhassolex

 

[josebronx]

its real lol damn

 

[size 15 please]

Lmao

 

[an dee 51o]

Originally Posted by Ortega03

Originally Posted by Crazy EBW

Stranger: i like you
Stranger: hell, you can come over to my house and ++## my sister
You: really?
You: how old is she
Stranger: are you calling me a liar?
Stranger: she's however old you want the ID to say
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
You: Location found.
Stranger: good thing i'm in Nigeria!

Stranger: do you like gladiator movies?

This whole thread is killing me but this one is just incredible.

 

[23kidd]

this thread is too hilarious!

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by ErickM713

We had this dude %%#@@$@$ on himself!
Homegirl x Me collabo she supplied me her pics and alot of the dialogue she's hooked on the site now!

Nice.... very funny

 

[siccwittit33]

 

[limitedretroog]

 

[yimoney23]

 

[Original Playa Records]

First thing I learned when I was young was to not talk to _________.

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

ok yo you didnt catch noone this was posted a couple months backk

 

[jumpshot]

Man them dudes tryin' bag underage chicks on Omegle are mad lame

.

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by Dips3tRydah

You: hey
Stranger: do you like little boys??
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Stranger: oh %%+*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[toast1985]

I'm literally in tears over here. Soo many different things hilarious/ disturbing about this thread.

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Phil Le0tard0

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: NT

Stranger: wat?

You: NOTHIN

You: HOW R U?

Stranger: i'm good, and urself?

You: FINE

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/F/NY

You: u?

Stranger: 19 m ga

You: cool

Stranger: where in NY u at?

You: nyc

You: manhattan

Stranger: where i'm from, where in manhattan

Stranger: ?

You: LES

Stranger: ok, cool

Stranger: i'm from washington heights

You: oh

You: never been

You: to scary

Stranger: lol, not really

Stranger: from what i hear now

You: you have pics?

Stranger: of me?

You: yea

Stranger: u got a myspace?

You: no

You: my mom made me delete

You: : (

You: but i have pics

Stranger: ok, hold on, let me find the most recent one

You: k

Stranger: http://c4.ac-images.myspa...437e8a72add87561d0af.jpg

You: ur so cute

Stranger: well thank you

Stranger: and now i have to see a pic of u

You: im a cheerleader so if my pic looks funny dont laugh

You: ok

Stranger: lol, oj

Stranger: ok*

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/20j0ahd.jpg

Stranger: lol, ur cute, and ur doing an air split

Stranger: i can't even attempt that

You: lol

You: thanks

You: how often do you go to ny?

You: maybe we could hang out

Stranger: last time i was there was new years of last year

You: oh

Stranger: i'm trying to save money for another vacation

You: when?

Stranger: december, but not to NY

Stranger: going to Dominican Republic

You: oh

You: : (

Stranger: lol, srry

Stranger: do u at least have a facebook? or something?

You: well since i cant see you in real life maybe we can fool around on here

You: no

Stranger: then how will we keep in touch? i never know if its you on here

You: just for tonight and then we'll see were it goes from there

Stranger: lol, don't u have to go to sleep soon

Stranger: ?

You: yea lol

You: but im supposed to be "sick"

Stranger: so then we don't have much time'

Stranger: lmao

You: my mom thinks im sleep

You: im in my room with the light off just my laptop is on

Stranger: lol, classic move

Stranger: i remember doing that

You: lol

You: so u wanna talk nasty to me?

You: cause i wanna

Stranger: and u say ur only 14, lol

You: cmon just this once

Stranger: lol, ok

Stranger: well, ladies first lol

You: ok

You: i walk into you room and take off the white baseball cap

You: and start kissing you

Stranger: i'll allow it, then i'll thrown you down on my bed and continue kissing on you

You: i reach down your pants and start feeling on you

You: im getting kinda horny

Stranger: and as i do the same to u, i'll take off ur shirt with my free hand

Stranger: same here babe

You: i pull down your boxers and ********** $#!*

You: it can barely fit in my little mouth

Stranger: after about 5 minutes, i take my +%$! and gently ******* you and start slowly #$#+!#% you

You: ummm

You: your making my ++%+# all wet

You: i got a better pic for you i just took it

You: *************

Stranger: lol, o wow

You: wat you dont like it?

Stranger: o i like it, i'm just kinda surprised i'm in the middle of cyber-sex

You: my ++%+# is so wet

Stranger: to top that, my +%$! is really hard

You: ooh

Stranger: as i start to $%$# you faster, i turn you around and make you ride me

You: umm i love riding $#!* do it hard

Stranger: the sound of you maning and grunting makes me wanna $%$# you even harder

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: what
Stranger: waht the $%$#
Stranger: who is thsi
Stranger: she snet me the picture
Stranger: what the $%$# man
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: no god come onn
You: Location found.
Stranger: what the $%$# man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

i just got this guy

DAMNIT MAN I WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS THREAD!

 

[igotthatfire247]

 

[maddog345]

 

[columbiasneaks]

verrry funny, +$%! the haters dude

 

[urban turban 18]

g

 

[m16]