NT Athiests: How Will You Request To Die (Funeral Arrangements, Etc...)

Originally Posted by Diego

I want my body to go unclaimed by my family.
No need for unnecessary spending just for a "proper farewell". And its not like my corpse will know the difference.
they will prolly be more than happy to honor that request, bro
 
Oh wait new one, I want to go out like Ivory ala How High
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Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Originally Posted by Diego

I want my body to go unclaimed by my family.
No need for unnecessary spending just for a "proper farewell". And its not like my corpse will know the difference.
they will prolly be more than happy to honor that request, bro


  
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Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Originally Posted by Diego

I want my body to go unclaimed by my family.
No need for unnecessary spending just for a "proper farewell". And its not like my corpse will know the difference.
they will prolly be more than happy to honor that request, bro


  
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Cremated and then ashes released into the sea. That always seemed like such a romantic way to end things to me.
 
Cremated and then ashes released into the sea. That always seemed like such a romantic way to end things to me.
 
bottle full of liquor, bury me on some evisu jeans...
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nah, i'm an organ donor so if anyone needs a kidney or whatever they can have it.  then let me go up in flames.  i'm not about to have my family waste all that money. 
 
bottle full of liquor, bury me on some evisu jeans...
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nah, i'm an organ donor so if anyone needs a kidney or whatever they can have it.  then let me go up in flames.  i'm not about to have my family waste all that money. 
 
Donate all worthwhile organs first. Then be cremated. Then, the following steps:

  • Huge backyard nighttime picnic with an open bar and open mic where everyone tells stories about how awesome I was
  • My ashes put in fireworks that go off at said picnic
  • Banner unfurls that says "she went out with a bang!"
  • Epic lulz from all attendees
  • Gravesite with tombstone that is large life-sized statue of Gandalf
  • Marble cast of my hand placed in the ground in front of tombstone, to give the appearance that I am under there, trying to escape. 
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I am an atheist btw.
 
Donate all worthwhile organs first. Then be cremated. Then, the following steps:

  • Huge backyard nighttime picnic with an open bar and open mic where everyone tells stories about how awesome I was
  • My ashes put in fireworks that go off at said picnic
  • Banner unfurls that says "she went out with a bang!"
  • Epic lulz from all attendees
  • Gravesite with tombstone that is large life-sized statue of Gandalf
  • Marble cast of my hand placed in the ground in front of tombstone, to give the appearance that I am under there, trying to escape. 
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I am an atheist btw.
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by Napoleon

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by Napoleon

Lets talk about something more pleasant... Atheist Marriage


contradiction, unless done to reap man's legal benefits....

which is a condtradiction in itself.....but, whatever.
marriage was defined before the major religions and is currently a legal union.


"marriage" is a religous rite.

government has no right to have authority over it whatsoever.

the fact that we drafted legislation (legal union) granting legal rights to those who practice a supposed religious rite is what is contradictory....

especially since our country was founded upon a separation of church and state.

but thanks, tho.
I'm not arguing the theory of this.... but you would have to be pretty naive to believe that this lasted more than 50 years.
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by Napoleon

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by Napoleon

Lets talk about something more pleasant... Atheist Marriage


contradiction, unless done to reap man's legal benefits....

which is a condtradiction in itself.....but, whatever.
marriage was defined before the major religions and is currently a legal union.


"marriage" is a religous rite.

government has no right to have authority over it whatsoever.

the fact that we drafted legislation (legal union) granting legal rights to those who practice a supposed religious rite is what is contradictory....

especially since our country was founded upon a separation of church and state.

but thanks, tho.
I'm not arguing the theory of this.... but you would have to be pretty naive to believe that this lasted more than 50 years.
 
I don't really care what happens. Not like I could do anything about it anyway.

But what would be cool is have a rocket launched into the sun...actually I want to see that, so if I'm terminally ill and need machines to keep me alive. Put those machines in said rocket and send me to the sun. Are there even any rockets that can reach the sun?
 
I don't really care what happens. Not like I could do anything about it anyway.

But what would be cool is have a rocket launched into the sun...actually I want to see that, so if I'm terminally ill and need machines to keep me alive. Put those machines in said rocket and send me to the sun. Are there even any rockets that can reach the sun?
 
I'd request that the finest female to pay her condolences be buried with me in my arms so I can get laid in the after life.
 
I'd request that the finest female to pay her condolences be buried with me in my arms so I can get laid in the after life.
 
I'm going to be buried in a family burial plot.
I really don't give a hoot what its doing to the environment.
I want to be near the people I love even in death.
 
I'm going to be buried in a family burial plot.
I really don't give a hoot what its doing to the environment.
I want to be near the people I love even in death.
 
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