NT The Bro Code Commandments

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Spinoff of the unwritten relationship rules thread.

What would you consider to be Bro Code?

Ill start
-your boys ex's are off limits
-dont let a bro fall into the ways of the simp
-if you catch your bro slippin in any way, help get him back on track
-if you have a blunt, thou shall let him hit

Post yours
 
most here dont follow bro code, due to the fact that many of you are Olympic-level scumbags
 
aint nobody hittin this blunt
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I follow the code and all the homies have an understanding about the wimminz and whatnot.
 
Real simple, always be men about the situation, ask and talk about %#$# beforehand and always have each others back

ex.
If you are about to smash your boys ex, ask permission he may have hated that *+$!*

Homie is starting to simp, make sure you check that $%# at least once to let her know you are hip

Help !+%@** out without expecting n e thing n return
 
If you didn't put in or you don't smoke with me regularly, you're not hitting my %%@! unless I offer it. Don't step into rotation.

Ex girls are only off limits if they lasted 6+ months.

Thou shalt not snitch.

Jealousy is for women.

Catch your boy when he's slippin, whether simpin or otherwise.
 
 
-bros before ho's unless is your mom, sister or wife.
-if your bro is being a %%$*$%$, let him know.
-your bro catching a beatdown, you do whatever you can to help.
-don't share your bros secrets with your girl (I've broken this one
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)
-bro about to be pulled over and he's drunk, get te cops to chase you instead.
 
A good bro will bail you out of jail. A true bro will be in the cell with you.
 
Originally Posted by VeintiSiete

most here dont follow bro code, due to the fact that many of you are Olympic-level scumbags
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@ olympic level. i agree though.

mine would be no cockblocking. and if ya boy needs a wingman, help him out.
 
-Buy subway tuna footlong on honey wheat
-Buy little debbie nutty bars
-Eat subway tuna footlong fast
-Pick tuna from gums
-Eat Nutty bars with tuna from gums
-MIND BLOWN
 
Originally Posted by jumpman247

-Buy subway tuna footlong on honey wheat
-Buy little debbie nutty bars
-Eat subway tuna footlong fast
-Pick tuna from gums
-Eat Nutty bars with tuna from gums
-MIND BLOWN
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Lolwut?
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

-bros before ho's unless is your mom, sister or wife.
-if your bro is being a %%$*$%$, let him know.
-your bro catching a beatdown, you do whatever you can to help.
-don't share your bros secrets with your girl (I've broken this one
frown.gif
)
-bro about to be pulled over and he's drunk, get te cops to chase you instead.
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*@%@ that.
 
Originally Posted by VeintiSiete

most here dont follow bro code, due to the fact that many of you are Olympic-level scumbags
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With some of the stories I've read in general, you ain't lying
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The bro dating another bro's ex should be a given yet my friend did that and now he is banished from my circle
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. But seriously though how dumb must you be to go out with a bro's ex? He immediately lost contact/trust from all our close mutual friends and getting sloppy seconds...is that really worth the {}?

I have been guilty of not stopping one of my boys from simping. He been chasing this girl from the end of our senior year of high school and now he is in his junior year of college.

Thou shall lend bro money if he is short of cash. Anything $10 or below I'll spot you and I won't even sweat it if you can't pay back asap.
 
Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by ksteezy

-bros before ho's unless is your mom, sister or wife.
-if your bro is being a %%$*$%$, let him know.
-your bro catching a beatdown, you do whatever you can to help.
-don't share your bros secrets with your girl (I've broken this one
frown.gif
)
-bro about to be pulled over and he's drunk, get te cops to chase you instead.
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*@%@ that.
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This doesn't seem like a bad alternative under some circumstances, DUI's are life-ending (don't everyone chime in about you should drink and drive in the first place, we are theoretically speaking here). What kinda heat would you take for just running for no reason but to run? Legally speaking of course because, obvious taze is obvious.
 
Originally Posted by KickHead23

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by ksteezy

-bros before ho's unless is your mom, sister or wife.
-if your bro is being a %%$*$%$, let him know.
-your bro catching a beatdown, you do whatever you can to help.
-don't share your bros secrets with your girl (I've broken this one
frown.gif
)
-bro about to be pulled over and he's drunk, get te cops to chase you instead.
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*@%@ that.
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This doesn't seem like a bad alternative under some circumstances, DUI's are life-ending (don't everyone chime in about you should drink and drive in the first place, we are theoretically speaking here). What kinda heat would you take for just running for no reason but to run? Legally speaking of course because, obvious taze is obvious.
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That's what I meant, say I'm driving behind him and I see the cops are going after him and I know I'm sober, I'd do some real illegal $++$ to get the heat off him and on to me, worst thing that could happen is a mean summons and points on my liscence, at least the ^^^bro won't face hail time and a stain in his record.
 
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