NT...what's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say?

[th3kid]

My cousin "You need to get your dog a Muslim!"



Me: "Maliek, who was the first president?"
Maliek (Same cousin as above): "Denzel Washington"
Me:
Maliek:"Oh wait....He wasn't?"

Both quotes in the same night.

 

[ricky409]

girl - troy do you know "keith"?
me - yes why
girl - hes going to the nba in a few years (posts a bunch of the moneybag and diamond ring emojis)
me - ... wow
girl - he is boyfriend material
me - dont you have a boyfriend
girl - hes nothing compared to a future nba player

got cheated on by a girl that had some dude run some game similar to this...

Had all the yambs thinking he was NBA bound...

Now he has 2 kids, I make more money, and I smashed a chick he was dating.

I win.

 

[ricfawse]

Juicy J new song "Vans a make her dance" LMAO

 

[Peep Game]

got cheated on by a girl that had some dude run some game similar to this...
Had all the yambs thinking he was NBA bound...
Now he has 2 kids, I make more money, and I smashed a chick he was dating.
I win.

 

[boi]

Juicy J new song "Vans a make her dance" LMAO

Can't be srs.

 

[rook]

"Times are hard...*explains why*" "It is what it is..." those are the stupidest things I've heard most of those will actually have me befriend you. the one that gets on my nerve is "At the end of the day...". all of these are actually phrases but what comes after them isn't very intelligent.

Could careless about your post..but that avi...my god.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

More annoying than anything, but....
at the DQ drive-thru..."I'll take a medium Reese's blizzard."..."One medium Reesee's blizzard?"..."Yeah, that's all."...."Okay, one medium Reesee's blizzard. That'll be $." ....time after time.

It's Reese's peanut butter cup people...there is no Reesee.

 

[solidsnake]

In 10th grade world history class my teacher asked us to name a major religion in japan during the time period we were studying and some chick
answered samsung

 

[jd214]

That Texas BBQ was overrated.

 

[chuxndunx]

"Fambs... yambs... geeked out..."

Too many "cats" trying too hard to be cool. It's understandable if you're saying that online but when I hear that in sneaker reviews I know they wouldn't talk like that in public.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

More annoying than anything, but....
at the DQ drive-thru..."I'll take a medium Reese's blizzard."..."One medium Reesee's blizzard?"..."Yeah, that's all."...."Okay, one medium Reesee's blizzard. That'll be $." ....time after time.

It's Reese's peanut butter cup people...there is no Reesee.

You'd absolutely despise me if you knew me as a child. I used to call Reese's pieces "Ree-sees pee-sees"

>:

You were a kid though...you get a pass.

 

[5dividedby4]

My roommate tried to defrost a bottle of Arbor Mist in the microwave once.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

This thread got me

 

[Thierry Henry]

When they say all Hispanics are Mexicans

That really gets me >: >:

 

[ricky409]

"Fambs... yambs.. .

why is their such hatred for the word yambs? Its cleaner and smoother .. smh... give ut a try.

 

[allreds]

"Fambs... yambs... geeked out..."
Too many "cats" trying too hard to be cool. It's understandable if you're saying that online but when I hear that in sneaker reviews I know they wouldn't talk like that in public.

Of course they wouldn't talk like that in public this is the internet god dammit

 

[potatoglasses]

Grew out my hair for a couple months.

Barista at Starbucks : Did you get a new haircut?
Me : Uhhh.

 

[pip777]

My roommate tried to defrost a bottle of Arbor Mist in the microwave once.

 

[ricky409]

Of course they wouldn't talk like that in public this is the internet god dammit

I guarantee if you say yambs in conversation, it will become part of your lingo

 

[coolgraymemo]

.

I was thinking about that earlier - I was looking into integrating yambs into my vocab.

 

[firmeporvida]

"I stuck it in twice, is that cheating?"

 

[the qbz]

girl on the bus: imma drop out and get my ged
me :



sitting in the break room at work
Girl 1: ooo is that waka flaka new vidoe
girl 2 : yeah ....i would have his baby
girl 1 : i would to ......i wouldnt marry him though


high school biology:
teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty
teacher :

my boss : I PACIFICALLY told them not to talk on the register

 

[coolgraymemo]

high school biology:
teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty
teacher :
r

 

[jayhood23]

"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"

 

[Pathos]

high school biology:
teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty
teacher :
r