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[youngflykidchris]

....Strangest/weirdest thing you've ever told the opposite sex


-"I wanna %^$% the brains outta you..."

 

[robaf1]

I tell a girl on a daily basis how fit her mother and sister are.

Edit: Fit means hot, my bad, English slang

 

[drameezy]

"Hey you girls put out!?"

 

[youngflykidchris]

lol

 

[zeen1ne]

"put your head into the bed and use your hands to spread them cheeks so i can lick both holes babie"

 

[michael crabtree]

I want to eat your (butt.

She let me in later that nigh.

 

[pill clinton]

"let me put it in your ear"

 

[NewZ05]

"which hole do u prefer?"

 

[cangn]

i said this to some random chick at the mall while in HS with my boys, cause they dare me

"hey my girlfriend wanna do a 3some, you up for the task?"

chick flat out ignore me and walk off

 

[youngflykidchris]

bump.....

 

[eight2one]

i say outlandish things all the time:


-"Ive been in love with you ever since high school!"......her:"you just met me 2 nights ago"

-"soo when we get married, I was thinking of getting a hyphenated last name"

-"yeah, Im gonna take you on a cruise to carribeans for your birthday...."

-"I wanna take you home to my mama"

"screw you too then! Thats why I been making love to Nikki!" "she loves me back"

"Im AAA prospect for the Toledo Mudhens"

"I love Europe!! Germany, London, Ireland"......I never been to no damn Europe...

after a chick rejects me "thats why your still fat!" or "thats why you look like a rejected Pussycat Doll"

 

[trapmuzik617]

"Let me lick your belly button"

 

[10sakuragi]

haha

 

[bigkorey510]

let me bust in your ear or ur nose
ur mouth is getting played out

 

[fromthatown]

Originally Posted by ZEEN1NE

"put your head into the bed and use your hands to spread them cheeks so i can lick both holes babie"

 

[crazy steph]

^^

"Girl you look so good make a !@#@* wanna buy you a Macbook"

"Girl I'd @%%@ the daylight savings out of you

"

"WHAT THEY TRY TO DO TO ME?!?"

 

[eye see soles]

I Love You

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by eight2one

"Im AAA prospect for the Toledo Mudhens"

after a chick rejects me "thats why your still fat!" or "thats why you look like a rejected Pussycat Doll"

 

[dmoney82]

"Let me stick my #%! in your ear so you can hear me coming"


"I'm going to efff your head off"

 

[unphased4]

I was agreeing with her "Your mom does have a nice behind." She was saying eyes not donkey

 

[careo24]

"I'm gonna UPS you my nuts because i know you've been waiting for that package"

 

[jiggaman414]

Originally Posted by eye see soles

I Love You

simp

 

[eye see soles]

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

Originally Posted by eye see soles

I Love You

simp

I was in HS.

 

[ktaylor]

Originally Posted by eye see soles

I Love You

 

[Pmighty]

....Strangest/weirdest thing you've ever told the opposite sex
if i could i would put your whole body in my mouth