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I tell a girl on a daily basis how fit her mother and sister are.

Edit: Fit means hot, my bad, English slang
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"put your head into the bed and use your hands to spread them cheeks so i can lick both holes babie"
 
i said this to some random chick at the mall while in HS with my boys, cause they dare me

"hey my girlfriend wanna do a 3some, you up for the task?"

chick flat out ignore me and walk off
 
i say outlandish things all the time:


-"Ive been in love with you ever since high school!"......her:"you just met me 2 nights ago"

-"soo when we get married, I was thinking of getting a hyphenated last name"

-"yeah, Im gonna take you on a cruise to carribeans for your birthday...."

-"I wanna take you home to my mama"

"screw you too then! Thats why I been making love to Nikki!" "she loves me back"

"Im AAA prospect for the Toledo Mudhens"

"I love Europe!! Germany, London, Ireland"......I never been to no damn Europe...

after a chick rejects me "thats why your still fat!" or "thats why you look like a rejected Pussycat Doll"
 
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"Girl you look so good make a !@#@* wanna buy you a Macbook"

"Girl I'd @%%@ the daylight savings out of you
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"WHAT THEY TRY TO DO TO ME?!?"
 
Originally Posted by eight2one

"Im AAA prospect for the Toledo Mudhens"

after a chick rejects me "thats why your still fat!" or "thats why you look like a rejected Pussycat Doll"
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"Let me stick my #%! in your ear so you can hear me coming"


"I'm going to efff your head off"
 
I was agreeing with her "Your mom does have a nice behind." She was saying eyes not donkey
 
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