NT, when was the last time you had an actual fight? Vol. My hands are rated E for everybody b

I was 15?

Was hanging out with this kid from Church. Preacher's kid actually. I don't recall why it became a fight...we were just playin WWE (or was it still WWF back then?) and then it evolved from a play fight to a real fight. But we weren't mad at each other, just two teenagers bored out of our minds. After the fight we went and got food like nothing happened. Weird.
 
14 street fights that I can remember actually taking place, a few drunk ones that i prefer not to mention. I'm not including the few times I've been sucker punched.

now that im 26 I rarely get tested. last fight was at a bowling alley the day my boy touched down from his tour in afghan about 5 or 6 years ago. **** was insane. it was about 12 of us on 2.
 
SKIES ZOO 73 said:
14 street fights that I can remember actually taking place, a few drunk ones that i prefer not to mention. I'm not including the few times I've been sucker punched.

now that im 26 I rarely get tested. last fight was at a bowling alley the day my boy touched down from his tour in afghan about 5 or 6 years ago. **** was insane. it was about 12 of us on 2.
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Sure you ain't cop a charge that hasn't been tied to you yet? :nerd:

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When I was 21.

My boy fought a dude over a girl. Like 5 of my homies and a few of the dudes from the other side are spectating.

So the two combatants are fighting and all of the sudden like 10 more dudes come out the cut and jump my boy. A few of us start pulling them off my boy so he doesn't get stomped out. Three dudes then jump me. I'm getting lumped in the back of the head trying to defend myself. I was drinking a can of sprite at the time so I made the stupid decision of ripping it in half and start throwing wolverine hands with sharp aluminum. Glad I didn't connect in hindsight. Could have cut someone's throat.

Funniest part of the fight was when my boy found the cell phone of the other dude on the ground and Ari Gold smashed it right in front of the other dudes

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physical fight lol
iirc 3rd grade?
maybe 9?

it was stupid ish this fool tryna bully me....reverse bullied him and gave him a punch or two. put that mf in his place :lol:
 
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Last time I caught a fade was about 10 years ago in a club.

My friend got sucker punched clean cross the dance floor. Like daffy duck getting his beak shot off levels (jaw was broke in 2 places)

So I step up and I get spun around by a next dude :lol:

Security intervened at that point so as we were getting escorted out I tried to hit dude with an running bulldog from behind :smh:

From that point on my feet didn’t touch the ground until I got outside. Got snatched up by security and was launched out the spot.

*Cliffs*

My hands are trash.
 
nawghtyhare said:
Probably when I got stabbed
Was in like 06
Coworker was talking ****
When I was working at the airport
We use to work the ramp
So loading/unloading planes
And break riding em
Anyway
Coworker talking mad **** to everyone
I had some black/pink air forces
And he referred to me as gay or something
Can’t remember exactly
So I said something
He was an older dude
He got in my face
Mind u this is happening on a airplane
It’s just us and other coworkers around
He gets in my face
I picked him up and dipped him in the isle of the plane
Everyone breaks us apart
He like I’m a beat ur ***
I’m like well let’s get it
He like after work
So work over
I had forgot about it
Me and some of my other friends bout to go to ihop
We pulling a double shift
so we usually go to ihop play spades and eat before going back
Well we hop out the work van
getting ready to go to our cars
Dude
Pulls a pipe out his jacket and try to swing on me
He misses
I grab his hand
Grab the pipe out his hand throw
And proceed to dip him again
And give him the hands
while I’m sitting on top of him
Finally I’m like alright that’s enough
So I let him up
Like alright man it’s done
And go sit in the van
This dude pulls out a pocket knife
And jail house shanks me in my leg
One of my other coworkers knocks him out after
Cause when I tried standing on it
It just collapsed
I have like 4 big holes in my leg
End up needing to have them stapled
Still have nerve damage in my leg from it
Like there’s certain spots on my leg
That are either really sensitive
Or have no feeling
I think dude was illegal
And got deported
I coulda sued
Got paid
I was young and didn’t know at the time
But whatever
Wasn’t really the last fight
But maybe last fight with any real consequences
Haven’t really had a fight since maybe 07 or 08
Moral of the story
Never take ur foot off anyone’s neck when ur winning
I shouldn’t have let him get up
But i was like I won
No need for me to keep going
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This **** is a gotdamn haiku
 
Last time I was in a real fight?

Senior year of HS. Was after a basement hood party and I guess a rude hood ***** bumped into someone from my clique, ofc it was the brazen one

They start fighting, then the hood ****** friends want to jump in so some chick we were cool with comes screaming at us that homie was fighting

We run out the house and hop into the scuffle, they had to be like 2 seconds into jumping our boy

Honestly........... Those big *** fights always end up as a blur, thankfully no one was strapped. Our boy had a few lumps from being jumped but other than that dont think anyone was injured.
 
About 2.5 years ago. My friends and I beat down some hipsters after one poured an entire beer on my friend (he was talking to his girl and didn’t know she had a boyfriend) and then his ***** tore my shirt. Made sure him and his homeboy got ****ed up and one of my female friends beat down his girl.

Hipsters going to bars and not knowing they are dealing with locals always makes me laugh thinking this is middle America.

Not to say I’m proud of it because my friends and I have a lot to lose if we got arrested with our careers but sometimes you just let the inner 90s New Yorker out.
 
biggie62 said:
About 2.5 years ago. My friends and I beat down some hipsters after one poured an entire beer on my friend (he was talking to his girl and didn’t know she had a boyfriend) and then his ***** tore my shirt. Made sure him and his homeboy got ****ed up and one of my female friends beat down his girl.

Hipsters going to bars and not knowing they are dealing with locals always makes me laugh thinking this is middle America.

Not to say I’m proud of it because my friends and I have a lot to lose if we got arrested with our careers but sometimes you just let the inner 90s New Yorker out.
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Beat down chic too?? :rofl:
 
Top Boy said:
This is why I have no intention of throwing a punch again unless someone threw it first.

As an adult there's too much to lose if you're doing anything with yourself.
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facts man i just walk away from these kind of situations, i don't have time for it, and i like peace in my life. I love the free world too much as a black man, to be doing nosense fighting.
 
Agreed. Sad as it is to say though, part of me wishes I left him in a condition where he wasn’t physically capable to remember anything so this could’ve all been avoided.

It’s one thing to press charges when someone messes with you for no reason. Totally understandable.

But when you provoke problems and cry foul after you caused the issues and it backfires it rubs me wrong.
 
cedric ceballos said:
Agreed. Sad as it is to say though, part of me wishes I left him in a condition where he wasn’t physically capable to remember anything so this could’ve all been avoided.

It’s one thing to press charges when someone messes with you for no reason. Totally understandable.

But when you provoke problems and cry foul after you caused the issues and it backfires it rubs me wrong.
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Thats why i be walking away from **** these days. When i walk away im not scared of you, im scared of me.
 
I was about 26 or so. Back on the college campus leaving the bar at close.
 
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