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[antidope]

Mamba Blood

Pretty much. He thinks he's Kobe

 

[freeze]

We were talking the other day....but I don't know if we came with a thought.....what's herro's comparison/ceiling?

 

[niketock88]

kids last name is herro but pronounced as “hero”? Thats cap. naa i refuse to call this kid hero gttttfo

 

[BRONBROW2020]

Tyler Herro out there hoopin' like he's a seasoned* vet in the ECF

yes sir

 

[RustyShackleford]

West indian names and nicknames is serious business
I cannot count how many times I didn't know someone's real name for years
I aint know my uncle's name until he was dead and they put it on the funeral programs
Same time I learned my cousin was actually a junior
I know someone, her grandmother ended up raising her and didn't like the name her mother gave her so CALLED HER SOMETHING ELSE
Everyone knows her by her new name. I didn't even know it wasn't her real one for over 20 years
Whenever someone is mentioned in Antiguan papers they put their nickname too just in case, that's how bad it is

Brah the nickname game in another dimension too.

In Lucia when there are death announcements on TV, they say the person's government and all their nicknames. If that wasn't bad enough, let a old dude in the countryside die. They gotta list every goofy nickname dude has been given in his 80 years on earth, because people might know him by one, and not the other. And folk legit won't know the person unless they hear the nickname they know them by.

So you got a lady in the most professional voice possible like...

'With great remorse we would like to announce the pasting of Curtis Joseph, also know was "Mr. Joe", also known as "Joe Joe", also known as "Black", also known as "Black foot", also known as "Curt man", also known as "Curtie", also known as "Own goal", also known as "Man cry", as known as "Ratty".

There had to put a nickname limit on folk cause **** was getting outta hand.

But most Lucian got one official nickname that they carry all through life. Can't escape it, even in death.

 

[pums]

Scott Foster and the Tony Brothers reffing a conference finals game together

 

[lawdog1]

Why hasn’t Kemba come back in yet?

 

[lynchpin33]

I definitely think that Jalen Rose has some type of hair unit installed. His line-up has always been crispy but not to the triple black, geometry level it is now

Speaking of hair and Jalen Rose. I would have thought for sure that whatever Tony Brothers has going on with his hair I would have heard about it on here or the Jalen and Jacoby podcast. Of all places it has been a recurring topic on Bryan Windhorst's podcast. Said it was the talk in all the referee circles.

 

[lawdog1]

Brah the nickname game in another dimension too.

In Lucia when there are death announcements on TV, they say the person's government and all their nicknames. If that wasn't bad enough, let a old dude in the countryside die. They gotta list every goofy nickname dude has been given in his 80 years on earth, because people might know him by one, and not the other. And folk legit won't know the person unless they hear the nickname they know them by.

So you got a lady in the most professional voice possible like...

'With great remorse we would like to announce the pasting of Curtis Joseph also know was "Mr. Joe" also known as "Joe Joe" also known as "Black" also known as "Black foot" also known as "Curt man" also known as "Curtie" also known as "Own goal" also known as "Man cry" as known as "Ratty".

There had to put a nickname limit on folk cause **** was getting outta hand.

Just gets confirmed over and over that us whites are the most boring ethnic group by far.

 

[206to813]

yes sir

 

[BRONBROW2020]

how time flies : )

 

[206to813]

Jimmy butler been using the same mouth guard since he entered the nba

 

[pmatic]

Jimmy's shot is so broke past 15 feet.

 

[art vandelay]

It’s like Boston doesn’t want a lead

 

[antidope]

Lol I could go on for DAYS about this nickname nonsense. I have an older cousin... IDK his name AT ALL. First, Middle, Last, NOTHING. He just goes by "Foxy" Even my grandmother who is EIGHTY EIGHT calls this man "Foxy".

The amount of older Jamaican relatives I know who are called "Janet" who's ARENT NAMED JANET.....

 

[JustBlaze.]

Spo wildin for this lineup. Jae Crowder at the 5 is nuts.

 

[Thierry Henry]

Is Westbrook's brother still in charge of the barbershop in the bubble? Kemba's cut is trash, it needs to blended correctly on the sides.

 

[bballkid11]

Gettin to the paper like it’s human nature

 

[206to813]

That is not a foul on Jimmy vs Theis JVG and mark trippin

 

[Based Jesus]

Brah the nickname game in another dimension too.

In Lucia when there are death announcements on TV, they say the person's government and all their nicknames. If that wasn't bad enough, let a old dude in the countryside die. They gotta list every goofy nickname dude has been given in his 80 years on earth, because people might know him by one, and not the other. And folk legit won't know the person unless they hear the nickname they know them by.

So you got a lady in the most professional voice possible like...

'With great remorse we would like to announce the pasting of Curtis Joseph, also know was "Mr. Joe", also known as "Joe Joe", also known as "Black", also known as "Black foot", also known as "Curt man", also known as "Curtie", also known as "Own goal", also known as "Man cry", as known as "Ratty".

There had to put a nickname limit on folk cause **** was getting outta hand.

But most Lucian got one official nickname that they carry all through life. Can't escape it, even in death.

Son, when someone knows a different nickname than you, damn near feels like you're being cheated on
"Who the hell is 'Seven'? Ohhhhh that's what they call you? WE call him 'Cutty'..."
And the reason for the nickname is always more ridiculous than the nickname

 

[art vandelay]

No reason Miami should be up by at least a dozen. Boston playing like the series is tied or some ****

 

[BRONBROW2020]

Said it before, not feeling those 35s.

looks good to me so far : )

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Total points of the series to this point

BOS: 370
MIA: 369

Who's the guy that said Miami was going to feast on Boston lol. So much for that

 

[art vandelay]

Tyler Herro Booker

 

[pmatic]

I would say Smart needs to relax on these jumpers, but he won't ever.