Oh I'm sorry, Did I Break Your Conversation........Well Allow Me A Movie Thread by S&T

[marikomorose]

 

[MajinZuub]

Anyone ever seen? Thinking of checking it out .

Get stoned and maybe even eat some mushrooms and throw it on

 

[marikomorose]

 

[walkingBred]

Classics

 

[Master Zik]

Joe was really good. Nice story. A little predictable overall but the scenes along the way were good. CageGOD did his thing

6.6/8

 

[noskey]

Anyone watch Sasquatch on Hulu yet? I peeped the trailer and it looks super interesting. But trailers can make anything look interesting.

 

[had pants]

 

[Mark Antony]

I roast my sister and Mom that's how every Hallmark movie is, they don't have to watch it all, and i'm always right. Wildcard is some horses or water.

 

[JustBlaze.]

My girl already knows those Hallmark Christmas movies end the same way every time and still watches them anyway. She just likes the on set decor and clothing the women wear .

 

[getback]

Lifetime movies in the 90's used to be lit.

 

[Bronson]

 

[stuntman mike]

started watching stowaway and right off the rip i see a huge plot hole: they must do personality profiling and psychological testing beforehand right? well there's no way in hell they would allow anna kendrick onto that mission. two years locked in a spaceship with her would be pure hell for even the strongest person in the world.

 

[marikomorose]

WTF IS THIS!?

 

[lawdog1]

Stoned realization: Ace Ventura Pet Detective is wild transphobic.

 

[CP1708]

Mortal Kombat........

Can I mix them? Can I take the two movies and merge them into one?

Cuz......and I'm serious here, Sonya is Bridgette Wilson, ok? I'll hear no arguments.

But they way upgraded Sub Zero and Scorpion in this one. Jah from Fast 6 and the Raid is LEGIT. Dude from Wu Assassin is LEGIT.

They went with a nod to the OG music........no, just use the God damn OG music you ***.

It.......well.....it at least TRIES to be serious. It tries. We're talkin about a ridiculous arcade over the top video game that you try to create a storyline with, you know that going in......so don't be mad when a dude splits a woman in half with a hat. Don't mock a dude who freezes your blood and stabs you with it. Don't be an ***hole. Nod at the realism to the game and keep it pushin.

Guy shoots a laser out his eye.
Guy can freeze stuff.
Guy can bicycle kick somehow.
Guy is made of lightning.
Girl wears a green tank top every scene.

These are the rules. Don't be mad at them.

This film(s) merged together isn't terrible, it tries really hard, we all watchin it regardless, they gave it a lot of heart, so give it that credit.......

3/8.

 

[jasko mostar]

Super late on this one, but Whiplash was a good watch. Hella entertaining.

 

[darthska]

Mortal Kombat........

Can I mix them? Can I take the two movies and merge them into one?

Cuz......and I'm serious here, Sonya is Bridgette Wilson, ok? I'll hear no arguments.

But they way upgraded Sub Zero and Scorpion in this one. Jah from Fast 6 and the Raid is LEGIT. Dude from Wu Assassin is LEGIT.

They went with a nod to the OG music........no, just use the God damn OG music you ***.

It.......well.....it at least TRIES to be serious. It tries. We're talkin about a ridiculous arcade over the top video game that you try to create a storyline with, you know that going in......so don't be mad when a dude splits a woman in half with a hat. Don't mock a dude who freezes your blood and stabs you with it. Don't be an ***hole. Nod at the realism to the game and keep it pushin.

Guy shoots a laser out his eye.
Guy can freeze stuff.
Guy can bicycle kick somehow.
Guy is made of lightning.
Girl wears a green tank top every scene.

These are the rules. Don't be mad at them.

This film(s) merged together isn't terrible, it tries really hard, we all watchin it regardless, they gave it a lot of heart, so give it that credit.......

3/8.

Could. Not. Disagree. More.

But if unrealistic puts you off, how THEEEE EFFFF are you such a Fast fan?!

-foe

 

[walkingBred]

Gonna watch Nobody in theatre today.

 

[darthska]

WTF IS THIS!?

A rough depiction of play & art therapy to help a child work through sexual abuse, that's what that is.

-foe

 

[KingParappa]

Mortal Kombat
6.5/8 I enjoyed it. I’m ready to watch another one. The dialogue could be better in some parts but otherwise, it was good.

 

[CP1708]

Could. Not. Disagree. More.

But if unrealistic puts you off, how THEEEE EFFFF are you such a Fast fan?!

-foe

It didn't put me off. I was defending the film. I enjoyed it completely for what it is. Same as the OG. I dunno about 4 scheduled sequels already lined up, but I liked this film for what it was, and what it's tryin to be.

 

[Mark Antony]

Just make this **** a TV series, dunno about waiting 1-2 years for each iteration and spending money. Fast franchise knows what it is, this has no clue. It's not even a good fan film, barely anything given to the beloved characters vs the boring avatar they created. Punching up the catchphrases at random stupid moments didn't help. 3/8 sounds right.

 

[calibeebee]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!

I half expected someone to call people out for saying stupid slogans at random but it never happened. Like alrighty then

also thought it was funny that each character introduced themselves so awkwardly. Pop up on screen, look threatening, then announce “I AM random character!” Just funny for what it was.

imagine a Christopher Nolan mortal kombat tho

 

[Mark Antony]

So stupid. I get it's MK but there's a better way to do it.

Also I get putting in some of the og elements without explanation, but you can't just do that with **** you make up and introduce.

 

[had pants]