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One of the biggest and most foolish L's I've ever taken. I need help guys.
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Nah... It's still a risk then.
And at least you're keeping it real man. Most dudes would be like "she was a brazilian model and her car just broke down." Respect for that.
Gill Baka Esq. LLC.
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Originally Posted by ksteezy
That must of been one ugly desperate beast to do something like that and actually do it for free
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thanks for sharing your secret technique
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hope she didnt have herpes
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The real story is he was playing with himself in the snow. He heard noises, became startled, ran and dropped his phone in the snow.
He added the "girl" and "mop" strictly for NT Filler.
He added the "girl" and "mop" strictly for NT Filler.
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Preys on ugly/ fat chicks. Lmaoooo
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The funniest thing about this all is getting head in sub-40 * temperatures. I wouldn't even put myself in that situation. Asking for failure.
Hahaha @ Milk crates.
Hahaha @ Milk crates.
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So OP, did it burn when you peed for the first time this morning?
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Wait so you keep milk crates in your trunk for situations like this?
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this +$++ is crazy lolOriginally Posted by TheSkinz
Wait so you keep milk crates in your trunk for situations like this?
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CrateS is funny. I keep one in my trunk but that is for my antifreeze, washing fluid, etc.Originally Posted by TheSkinz
Wait so you keep milk crates in your trunk for situations like this?
Pics of girl?
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agree with these ppl, could have been worse and she set you up for a jack move.
Just take the L and move on.
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or be gangsta and gucci mane everybody on the block
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Yeah no one steals non I-phones nowadays anyway.
Rather lose my phone ANY DAY before my wallet.
Rather get my #+* whooped AND get the herp than lose my wallet.
Rather lose my phone ANY DAY before my wallet.
Rather get my #+* whooped AND get the herp than lose my wallet.
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Maybe you'll find a cure to herpes as fast as you found the phone.
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Virgins smh...Good way to get the head off the dribble OP
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Originally Posted by Dead Stokc
@ an app called "Plan B" to find ur phone after getting recklace wops.
*looks for app*
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Glad you got ya phone back , OP
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op has officially become my favorite nter
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
How do you figure?Originally Posted by ksteezy
That must of been one ugly desperate beast to do something like that and actually do it for free
Doesn't a switch go off in your head that their might just be something wrong with that situation??...chick might have some STD or maybe setting you up to get robbed...ya dudes live by that YOLO mentality and come off extremely desperate for sex favors.
I know he said he preys on ugly girls but you mentioned this before he said that.
So attractive girls don't give head on the first few hours of contact?
I was right was I not???....No explanation needed.
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technique for avoiding STDs ... lmfa0
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Wops
girl thats drob
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I'm calling tales of the duck. Real %++%%+ don't get head in an abando. Ol Atlantic City Hookers: It ain't easy being a $!+ lookin #$$
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Thats like me making a shot from half court with 15 seconds left on the shot clock and saying to the coach, "I made the shot. That is all that matters."Originally Posted by ksteezy
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican
How do you figure?Originally Posted by ksteezy
That must of been one ugly desperate beast to do something like that and actually do it for free
Doesn't a switch go off in your head that their might just be something wrong with that situation??...chick might have some STD or maybe setting you up to get robbed...ya dudes live by that YOLO mentality and come off extremely desperate for sex favors.
I know he said he preys on ugly girls but you mentioned this before he said that.
So attractive girls don't give head on the first few hours of contact?
I was right was I not???....No explanation needed.
Your logic is what I am questioning, not what happened.
Attractive girls don't give head asap?