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You mad.?
People with Apple decals on their car
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He purchased some of their stocks.
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It`s better than all these hypebeasts with the Supreme/The Hundreds/Nike SB etc. stickers on their parents whips
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i have a buddy that has a civic with an apple logo on it, funny thing is he doesn't have anything apple related!!! no mac, no iphone, no ipod either!!!!!hahahaha its "ok" to be a fanboy if you have their products haha
[h2]http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/[/h2]
[h2]#40 Apple Products[/h2]
January 30, 2008 by clander
It is surprising that it took all the way to #40 to call out Apple products. Initially, we were planning for an entire week on Apple products, but that would just be over kill.
Plain and simple, white people don't just like Apple, they love and need Apple to operate.
On the surface, you would ask yourself, how is that white people love a multi-billion dollar company with manufacturing plants in China, mass production, and that contributes to global pollution through the manufacture of consumer electronic devices?
Simple answer: Apple products tell the world you are creative and unique. They are an exclusive product line only used by every white college student, designer, writer, English teacher, and hipster on the planet.
You see, a long time ago Apple's were super popular among layout artists and graphic designers. Then Apple released Final Cut Pro and became the standard for film editors. As a result, lots of creative industries used Apple computers instead of PCs. Eventually, people started making the connection, and all of a sudden all white people need to have a Mac.
When you ask white people about Mac's they will say "oh, it's so much better than Windows," "it's just easier to use," "they are so cutting edge," and so forth. What's amazing is that white people NEED to meet people who use Windows to justify themselves spending an extra $500 for a pretty looking machine.
It is also important that white people are reminded of their creativity, and remember you need a Mac to creatively check email, creatively check websites, and creatively watch DVDs on planes.
White people also need iPods, iPhones, Apple TV, AirPort Express stations, and anything else that Apple will produce. Because you need to express your uniqueness by purchasing everything that a publicly traded company produces.
Apple products also come with stickers. Some people put them on their computer, some people put them on windows, but to take it to the pinnacle of whiteness, you need to put the Apple sticker in the rear window of your Prius, Jetta, BMW, Subaru 4WD Station Wagon or Audi. You then need to drive to a local coffee shop (Starbucks will do in a pinch) and set up your apple for the world to see. Thankfully, the Apple logo on the back will light up! So even in a dark place, people can see how unique and creative you (and the five other people doing the exact same thing) truly are!
Knowledge of Apple products can be useful in a number of social situations. If you see a white person with a Mac, an easy way to approach them is to say "Is that a Powerbook? What OS do you have?" They will happily start talking to you, after the requisite five minutes, you can invite them to an 80s night.
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Wasnt there an old thread about this, that typecast people with Apple decals?
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YO!
I pretty much lumped all Mac/iPod owners in a box 3 or 4 years ago.
DF!!!
I pretty much lumped all Mac/iPod owners in a box 3 or 4 years ago.
DF!!!
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whoa i think i have one of those
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My mac didn't come with a sticker..
@ apple damn recession
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i have about 20 of these stickers...buy/sell forum?
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unreasonable.
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My buddy has an apple sticker on his windows based computer...
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Originally Posted by Food4Thgt
My mac didn't come with a sticker..@ apple damn recession
brasilianmami
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no offense to anyone here..
but i can't stand when people have those OBX (Outer Banks) stickers on their car.
I see this on 5 out 10 cars that i pass everyday.
and i'm wondering why?!
Outer Banks isn't even that great of a beach to go to.
you don't see people riding around with Viginia Beach, Myrtle Beach or Venice Beach on their cars 24/7.
why are you THAT proud to show off that wack %*! OBX logo.
but i can't stand when people have those OBX (Outer Banks) stickers on their car.
I see this on 5 out 10 cars that i pass everyday.
and i'm wondering why?!
Outer Banks isn't even that great of a beach to go to.
you don't see people riding around with Viginia Beach, Myrtle Beach or Venice Beach on their cars 24/7.
why are you THAT proud to show off that wack %*! OBX logo.
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every sticker is +3 hp
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Originally Posted by brasilianmami
no offense to anyone here..
but i can't stand when people have those OBX (Outer Banks) stickers on their car.
I see this on 5 out 10 cars that i pass everyday.
and i'm wondering why?!
Outer Banks isn't even that great of a beach to go to.
you don't see people riding around with Viginia Beach, Myrtle Beach or Venice Beach on their cars 24/7.
why are you THAT proud to show off that wack %*! OBX logo.
rant much?
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Well, that's sort of an accomplishment and uh Apple....is a company that makes consumer products....
lol @ you for that comparison
lol @ you for that comparison
The_Isomotion31
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I have noticed them, but never gave them any thought.
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that apple is whack. But im diggin that Mountain High Sticker up top.
Wrightwood stand up!
brasilianmami
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Originally Posted by DaCitySlanga
Originally Posted by brasilianmami
no offense to anyone here..
but i can't stand when people have those OBX (Outer Banks) stickers on their car.
I see this on 5 out 10 cars that i pass everyday.
and i'm wondering why?!
Outer Banks isn't even that great of a beach to go to.
you don't see people riding around with Viginia Beach, Myrtle Beach or Venice Beach on their cars 24/7.
why are you THAT proud to show off that wack %*! OBX logo.
rant much?
hell yeah. %*$@ pisses me off b.
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I think I've only seen one. Maybe I just don't care to remember.
Thats My Word
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I have apple stickers on my laptop. It gets the die hard apple supporters mad.
