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"Do you like peanut butter?"
"Yes"
"Me too. Let's have sex"
100% success rate with me
"Yes"
"Me too. Let's have sex"
100% success rate with me
Pick-Up lines?
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- Feb 17, 2007
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me:"you look nice with no pants on"
her:"huh"
me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"
her:"huh"
me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"
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Im an astronaut and my mission is to see Uranus.
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^
shall try that one tonight.
EDIT: daproblem53's pick-up line
EDIT: daproblem53's pick-up line
- Apr 6, 2008
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"get in the car"
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Would you be so good as to allow me to tally your ho?
- May 28, 2005
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i dont really have pick up lines
most of my convos start with "well hello there"
most of my convos start with "well hello there"
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I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.
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- Jun 2, 2005
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Hi, my names *insertname*. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
I want to melt in your mouth, not your hand.
You: Wanna come to the party tonight?
Girl: which one?
You: The one in my pants.
I want to melt in your mouth, not your hand.
You: Wanna come to the party tonight?
Girl: which one?
You: The one in my pants.
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"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'" -fresh prince
"Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" -fresh prince
"Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" -fresh prince
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My milk of magnesia. Oh! After the devil made you, he broke the mold.
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"Let me feel your warmth"
Guy-i bet you taste like my favorite candy bar
Girl-oh really and which one is that?
Guy-let me taste you to refresh my memory
-Jay
Guy-i bet you taste like my favorite candy bar
Girl-oh really and which one is that?
Guy-let me taste you to refresh my memory
-Jay
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me: we can either have sex with a condom or without its your choice.
5 for 5 my boy uses it. too funny can't believe it works..
5 for 5 my boy uses it. too funny can't believe it works..
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In real life, I don't use them.
But here's one:
You look like you bone well.
But here's one:
You look like you bone well.
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You: Hi
Her: Hi
You: *Whips it out*
Her: Hi
You: *Whips it out*
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that line is straight pfffttttttOriginally Posted by tml09
"Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed."
1800s pick up lines
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Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an S-T-D and all I need is U!!
Works every time.
Works every time.
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You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: What BBQ?
You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.
You: Have you ever kissed a rabbit in between the ears... *pull your pants pockets inside out*
Her: What BBQ?
You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.
You: Have you ever kissed a rabbit in between the ears... *pull your pants pockets inside out*
- Jan 18, 2008
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"What are my options?"
My homeboy put me on to this pick-up line...hasn't failed me yet.
My homeboy put me on to this pick-up line...hasn't failed me yet.
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Guy- I'm going swimming
Girl- Where?
Guy- In you
Girl- Where?
Guy- In you
- Jun 28, 2008
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Me: "Hey Excuse Me Miss, You Know How Much A Polar Bear Weighs?"
Girl: "No, How Much?"
Me: "Enough to Break The Ice", Smile
, then say "My NameIs....Nice to Meet You"
Im 3/4
Girl: "No, How Much?"
Me: "Enough to Break The Ice", Smile
Im 3/4
- Apr 14, 2004
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do you like the smell of Chloroform?
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