Pick-Up lines?

[the fresh king]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you."

 

[chicagokid23]

Originally Posted by badboyf0life420

haha i came in here to post this
Timmy De La Ghetto

 

[matt53]

Originally Posted by Menacin Methods

"get in the car"

i legitmately laughed out loud at this

 

[chris82790]

apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?

 

[a55a5in11]

wow this thread is to funny

is that a keg in your back pocket? cuz i would like to tap that

 

[supersaiyan415]

do you floss before or after you brush?

 

[feenix89]

If I flip this coin, what do u think my chances are of gettin' head?

I'll be BK and you'll be mcdonald's, I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it.

Motion her to come with ur pointer finger, and if she does say "I made u come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.

You: U work at subway?
Girl: Why?
You: 'Cause u just gave me a footlong

 

[njstress03]

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" together.

 

[chris82790]

Originally Posted by FeeNix89

If I flip this coin, what do u think my chances are of gettin' head?

I'll be BK and you'll be mcdonald's, I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it.

Motion her to come with ur pointer finger, and if she does say "I made u come with one finger, imagine what the rest of the night could be like"

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more then a few inches tonight.

You: U work at subway?
Girl: Why?
You: 'Cause u just gave me a footlong

the BK/mcdonalds one got me goin

 

[n1k3b4ller]

you: hey...do you know candice?

her: candice?

you: dan dis d1*k fit in yo mouth?

 

[skyflydul]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[aj232kb8]

Originally Posted by raptors29

Originally Posted by Gregory House

Originally Posted by seventh letter

I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.

I'm using this tomorrow.

 

[sam206]

Originally Posted by daproblem53

me:"you look nice with no pants on"


her:"huh"


me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"

nice
need to try it out

 

[stixx]

Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?

Her: What BBQ?

You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.

My stomach hurts from laffing so much...

 

[stixx]

If its a woman pushing a stroller or walking w/a kid...

Hey mother...want another?

 

[bostonthreeparty]

No Words

*whips it out*

OR

Walk by with you wallet open when its pretty fat

 

[bigsupa]

In the spanish hoods...
Damn Ma you look hotter than a plate of Rice & Beans...Can I be your Chicken Cutlet..

Birds...
Me: Ayo Ma you checked your pipes?
Her: Y?
Me: Cuz I'm a plumber and I can clean ur pipes..

Wanna make them laugh???

You are cuter than a newborn...followed by a *whip it out*

 

[phobguy]

Guy? Have you ever been through the forest and tripped over a stick?

Girl: No

Guy: How about a root?

..................................................................

 

[guttagetsbusy]

@ the "Candice" and weatherman lines...(not gonna quote the candice one

)

This thread is GOLD

 

[mecks]

hey do you know how to use a *insert your phone here*

"yes"

oh good, cuz mine has a problem, it doesn thave your number

 

[methedy24]

- I don't use no pick-up lines

; stopped using them in the late 90's

- I just be like:

 

[westcoastsfinest]

Originally Posted by Stixx

Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?

Her: What BBQ?

You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.

My stomach hurts from laffing so much...

niiice.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by Methedy24

- I don't use no pick-up lines

; stopped using them in the late 90's

- I just be like:

I don't either, but after reading this thread I might have to reconsider.

 

[verdykt]

Opening lines of this song

 

[filipin0y]

keep thsi goin!