Post your "Drunkwalking" Experiences

[elnino4530]

So last night I got home from the bar, passed out and woke up at 4am to my girlfriend yelling at me.

I was trying to "escape" our bedroom out of the window but couldn't unlock it

I looked around and realized what I was doing and immediately went back to bed.

Ever have something like this happen to you? I know I wasn't blacked out walking around cause I didn't drink all that much, so it was like a combo ofsleepwalking I think

 

[j671]

 

[mytmouse76]

i remember thinking i had some crazy dream about going to a party and i'm in the car screaming about how my mother would not approve of me riding withsomeone who was drinking...i would keep hopping out the car everytime they put me in...i was chattin it up with my neighbors girl who i never talked tobefore...

woke up the next day my roommate told me it wasn't a dream it was all true...but i was cool with my neighbors girl from that point on...

 

[dunks87]

the very first time i got drunk i was with friends at a house party and the cops busted in and on the walk back to our dorm i kept giggling and saying sillystuff like "we're going to get arrested for walking under the influence" i'm pretty sure i meant we were going to get arrested for beingdrunk underage

another time i was with my friend on the beach (again underage) and the police on the strip ride on horseback, i was so paranoid i swore the horses were goingto stomp on us but i felt compelled to try to pet them and ask the police if i could ride on one. thankfully, my friends pulled me away from the police beforethey could hear me

 

[elnino4530]

I gotta keep this thing goin...it's got potential

Freshman year of college me and my roommates went out drinking and stuff and came back to our dorm and go to bed. It was set up with a bedroom, bathroom,common area, and another bedroom on the opposite side.

About an hour after we go to sleep I wake up and he's standing sideways in my doorway. I hear splattering and I jump outta bed to see him peeing in the topmini-fridge (my roommate and I stacked ours to save space) I didn't know whether to

or

the next morning he had NO idea why I was so mad at him

 

[junior strikes]

 

[mases apprentice]

lol how can you bump/say your own thread has potential.

anyways. i was walking back to my dorm room from another quad on campus. pretty drunk/high and super tired it was about 8am in the morning. i swipe my card inand really wanted to go to sleep. so i leaned against the wall, it felt good$*%*so i was like ok im gunna take a break. btw i was probably 10 feet away from mydoor. ended up sleeping on the floor for a good 4 hours before i heard a crowd of people laughing and asking why is that guy sleeping here. ahhhhh goodtimes.....

 

[crossisom]

College

 

[proper english]

i woke up one day thinking i was in my room.. turned out i was sleeping shirtless, on top of a rock, in the woods..



i was camping BTW... crazy night

 

[capricorn1229]

Underage drinking experience over here

I jumped out of my own car at a red light (I was in the passengers seat half GONE) after I found out the night waswinding down. My friend told me I looked over at him, unlocked my door manually and got out. I had a full car and didn't say anything to anybody. Juststarted walking without a care in the world in the opposite direction. I started out walking then it turned into all out running once my friends caught up tome in the middle of the street 3 blocks down. I got a little scared by the pitter pat of there feet because they moved quick and pulled me back. I thought Ihad been trying to tell my friend driving, before I dipped, that I didn't want to deal with the cop on the duty at the front desk at my dorm who I know wasdying to give out citations. I thought I had said something.

I don't drink anymore.

 

[sundizzle]

My friend's drunkwalking experience. He was out partying and got hammered, called some girl he was hooking up with for him to come over. She's like nayour way to drunk to perform...don't come over. He continues drinking, jumps on his friends back, falls off, curbs himself and knocks out his two frontteeth. He's so hammered he just doesn't care, puts them in his front shirt pocket (his friends are idiots for letting him keep drinking at this point).He swigs his mouth out with a shot. Takes a beer and manages to grab a cab and head over to this girls place. He gets over there...they hook up...him with noteeth. He leaves, makes it back to his place and falls asleep out in the hall outside his room. His parents are sleeping in another room in his house. Theywake up in the morning, passed out in the hallway with his boxers on, and no teeth. Needless to say, they were not impressed (his dad prolly was a little bithaha). Extra tidbit, he is now a commercial pilot.

 

[faulkit28]

Me and my boy was at my cousins house, my cuz was sober, i'm drunk, and my boy is high and drunk. Cousins boy pulls up in a domino's pizza car, sayinghe jacked it. Long story short, cops are chasing us. Dump the whip. I'm trying to run but drunk as hell, throwing up all over myself. woke up on myneighbors porch.

 

[ljlukelj]

This past year I lived in a house. I woke up the next morning in my old dorm study room, miles away. I was absolutely stunned.

 

[eight2one]

one time i left this party wasted, after getting unlimited drinks, and smokin hookah....I couldnt figure out my way around downtown(which i know well), so Iknew there were train tracks on my street, soo I just walked home on the train tracks stumbling for 45 minutes, when it was a 10 minute walk.....i eventuallymade it to my street.

 

[23michaeljordan45]

Posting for later.

 

[703flipfiend]

Not really drunk walking, but after bouncing off the walls in my house and friends finally helping me find a place to lay down, I called my girl. Oh boy

 

[cragmatic]

On the night of my 21st birthday, me and my girl got a hotel for the night, later in the night she starts complaining she's to hot and can't sleep, soI go to her "take off your shirt" It was already off

but I kept telling her to take it off

I don't really have too many good ones for what I've done. But a few years ago we had a TON of people over at our appartment visiting, me and my roomiejust happened to have people over the same weekend for the Michigan/Mich State game. There wasn't enough room for everyone to sleep.

We wake up in the morning, walk downstairs, and one of the kids is sleeping halfway in the closet, halfway out of it, with his face in, and has a sleep mask on... funniest thing ever

 

[yuras718]

This was a few years ago, my boy threw a house party and i

with 1 of the dudes there. I'll admit I'm a dam lightweight when it comes to that I wason a kite halfway to outer space i was wrecked. It was summer time and it was tooo friking hot in dudes house so I decided to chill outside.. and it hit meeven more. now while this was happening I had to be up at around 7am the next day to take a road trip to Virgina with the guys.. I went outside just wonderingaround trying to collect myself and after about 30 mins of just chilling outside my i called my boy freaking out like "yo you needa pick me up, i dunno%*$ is going on right now" thankfully this dude never sleeps

...at around 4-5am i noticed i was getitng a bunch of text messages/phone calls from thepeople from the house party asking where the %$!+ am i.. couple people went out looking for me thinking i got hit by a car or something i didn't tell 1person i was heading out and a couple of them just started freaking out

 

[kicks4kaskets]

A couple weeks ago. I left a party to take a friend back to their apartment. I go back to the party for a while to keep drinking. I leave and want to walk 5blocks north to Union Square to get some chicken & rice so I start walking. Next time I look up, I'm in Soho. End up walking all the way to Unionsquare then back to my place.

 

[kingjamesvehs]

i drank too many beers and patron margaritas one night at my boys job and we bounced to smoke and take a highway ride where i decided to drink more beer viathe backseat, got home around 6 when i had to be up at 7 to take a road trip
i fall asleep around 605, only to be waken up by my other boy outside my window doing the "hood whistle"
he said i leaned halfway out my window screaming "IS THIS REAL LIFE??"
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME?"
he just needed some pifff.
so i snapped out of it, yelled at him and demanded he go buy me a gatorade before he said another word

i put on some swimming trunks -________-
went out side and made him light me up on the trees i gave him, and the kids i was supposed to go on the trip with rolled up on me and thought i never went tosleep and proceeded to laugh and stoneface me
worst 3 hour drive of my life later, i went to the coolest rock beach ive ever seen

my other drunk tales are non niketalk friendly tho

 

[baybully650]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

College

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[ogmikey]

Walking around the dorms at around 3am, I decided I was gonna steal a bike.
With no tools I couldn't get to any of the locked bikes.
I find an unlocked one and began to ride it.
I make it about 20 ft and try to pedal before i realize the bike has no chain.
I faceplant in front of my building with the school police passing by.
They laugh at me and I run up to my room.

 

[ballynn]

When I was 19 I went to a USC frat party and got so drunk I woke up in TJ the next afternoon.

... that was a never again moment for me...

now I watch what I drink and how much alcohol I consume.

 

[keepzdasneakz]

Freshman year: Buddies go drinking in the suites. This was at around midnight, mind you, I haven't had anything to eat since 4 pm. I remember drinking upto 8 shots at the suite of some people I just met that night. 5 hours pass by I apparently wake up in a girl's dorm (girl who wanted to smash) that's acouple blocks away, and I got there all by myself. Then I pass out again, shirtless on an ambulance to the hospital. Worst. Night. Ever.

Basically I didn't stop at 8 shots. My other friend who knocked out there said he saw me take up to 12 drinks before he KO'ed. Everyone said I lookedcompletely normal and was just walking and talking saying I was gonna spend the night at my friend's dorm instead, and proceeded to head out.

 

[speakup23]

@ these stories

I don't have nothing too crazy. One time I was at a co workers house for a get together. I saw a few leave so I assumed everything was over so I justdipped and didn't tell anyone. I decided to call my homegirl and poured out my heart to her. Not saying I liked her or anything I just poured outeverything I was feeling at the moment. That was a good talk