Post your "Drunkwalking" Experiences

[ballynn]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

@ these stories

I don't have nothing too crazy. One time I was at a co workers house for a get together. I saw a few leave so I assumed everything was over so I just dipped and didn't tell anyone. I decided to call my homegirl and poured out my heart to her. Not saying I liked her or anything I just poured out everything I was feeling at the moment. That was a good talk

Oh the "pour myheart out" convos after a few alcoholic beverages are always a CLASSIC!!! LMAO.

I get those A LOT (x 100) when my boys and some gal pals drink... for some reason they always feel the need to tell me how they've felt about me and whatthey want to do to me... hahahah.

 

[maza4ever14]

Man I remember the very first time I got drunk. It was my 16th birthday and my folks invited some family and I invited some friends from school for a BBQ. Myfriends snuck over some beers and a bottle of Hypnotiq, they had the beers but I claimed the hypnotiq. 30 minutes later I hear my dad telling stories aboutsomething and I thought to myself, what a liar. I walk my way over there and literally say "I challenge you to a dual" then proceed to egg him on tofight. My boys hold me back and calm me down. I don't speak with my Folks the rest of the day but the next morning I got it while I had this Huge hangover.

Ever since then ive been real cool when I drink, 2 beers, maybe 2 shots and I'm done.

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by MaZA4eVeR14

Man I remember the very first time I got drunk. It was my 16th birthday and my folks invited some family and I invited some friends from school for a BBQ. My friends snuck over some beers and a bottle of Hypnotiq, they had the beers but I claimed the hypnotiq. 30 minutes later I hear my dad telling stories about something and I thought to myself, what a liar. I walk my way over there and literally say "I challenge you to a dual" then proceed to egg him on to fight. My boys hold me back and calm me down. I don't speak with my Folks the rest of the day but the next morning I got it while I had this Huge hangover.

Ever since then ive been real cool when I drink, 2 beers, maybe 2 shots and I'm done.

I got another one. Me and my boys were walking home from the bar last year after going hard (nh) for the entire night. I gave my keys to my other friends whenthey left so I wouldn't try to drive, and we were too broke to catch a $3 cab.

I wake up the next morning to my girl calling me saying someone messed with the sign in the plaza where she works and "Tropical Smoothie" wasre-arranged to "Poopsicle Moothie". I go to tell my boys (who live next door) and find a completely full kiddie pool on our back porch thatwasn't there before we walked home.

 

[abstractability]

that video of the drunk guy is HILARIOUS

 

[jj1223]

After one of the football games this year my and my boy are walking to our friends apartment (completely smashed at this point) and on the way we walked by theapartment we lived in the year before. In our drunken stupor we thought it would be a good idea to see who lived there now... so we walk up and bang on thedoor but theres no one home, however I see that theres a bunch of people in the apartment to the left (the doors are right next to eachother) so I knocked andstuck my head in and I was like "Hey is there anyone here that lives next door?" and they all look at me with the

and go "No." I was like "Oh..... well because we used to...... live nextdoor..... and..... uhhh........... later!" so just as I'm pulling the door closed my buddy blasts the door open and barges in and as soon as hesstanding inside the door he realizes what hes doing and is just standing there like a deer in headlights so I'm like

and I grab his shirtand go to pull him out of the apartment and as I'm doing it he trips over the doorway and falls facefirst on the porch. We both just sat there laughing forabout 3-4 minutes before we could collect ourselves and keep it moving. I looked back in the window and all the people in the apartment were looking at us like

good times

 

[rocman23]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

Originally Posted by MaZA4eVeR14

Man I remember the very first time I got drunk. It was my 16th birthday and my folks invited some family and I invited some friends from school for a BBQ. My friends snuck over some beers and a bottle of Hypnotiq, they had the beers but I claimed the hypnotiq. 30 minutes later I hear my dad telling stories about something and I thought to myself, what a liar. I walk my way over there and literally say "I challenge you to a dual" then proceed to egg him on to fight. My boys hold me back and calm me down. I don't speak with my Folks the rest of the day but the next morning I got it while I had this Huge hangover.

Ever since then ive been real cool when I drink, 2 beers, maybe 2 shots and I'm done.

I got another one. Me and my boys were walking home from the bar last year after going hard (nh) for the entire night. I gave my keys to my other friends when they left so I wouldn't try to drive, and we were too broke to catch a $3 cab.

I wake up the next morning to my girl calling me saying someone messed with the sign in the plaza where she works and "Tropical Smoothie" was re-arranged to "Poopsicle Moothie". I go to tell my boys (who live next door) and find a completely full kiddie pool on our back porch that isn't there before we walked home.

son you are wild, i need to party with you, nh

Ive apparently past out and stumbled and fell over a petit whit chick. had to be carried to the toliet to take a dump (mind you im 6'3 240). apparentlywoke up from being passed out on the toilet and went to my room. woke up in the morning with my clothes off, don't know how they got off, my pillow andshirt were in the bathroom under the isnk with puke all on them, terrible night. I wont discuss my otheer bad expereinnce

 

[princetonchaney]

drinkin n my boys garage, one of the beer pong balls rolled under the garage door. we open the garage and i go outside to get it. then im like "what thehell? wheres my car?" my drunk homie was like "dog, did u lift ur e brake? this is a huge slope!"
so i walk down hill like a half mile til i get a text that says "Josh dropped u off where are u going weirdo?"

 

[wohcttank]

St. Patricks Day 2009, Downtown Cleveland...streets are packed with people, I get down there for the parade with my boy around 10AM. First beer comes at 10:45or so. We hit about 8-12 bars from 11 to 6PM, I get at least 1 beer at each spot. Mix in a couple of shots later in the day and i spend about 2 hours in thebathroom of a comedy club i had tickets to that night. Puke in the toilet, all over the wall, the ground and the stall door, none on me. I sprayed the stalland somehow stayed clean.

Missed the show, which i saw 2 days later...thought for sure they werent going to let me in because they recognized me as destroying their bathroom.

Never again will I do St. Patricks Day

 

[ripyzyz]

no good

 

[datprepboivinc3]

Igh So Im Leaving this party in Philly and were just walking to our whips about to go and get some food
This Homeless/deaf dude comes and starts trying to talk to us were all trying avoid dude but he is really persistent so we do some 007 $#$ and ellude him
He must have been F'ed up BC he wasn't selling his act at all

None the-less madd awkward Though.

 

[elnino4530]

Since this is still going, I'll contribute another story:

Me and my roommate's cousin are walking home from the bar, we pass a Wal-Mart and decide to take a shopping cart. We get back to the apartment and myroommate is passed out in bed. We put the shopping cart in his closet and make up this elaborate story the next morning about how he ran in Wal-Mart, flippedoff the greeter and stole the cart to put in his closet.

To this day, he still thinks he ran in and stole a shipping cart

 

[ac4three]

Kash55 and myself went for a tour around the city before eventually walking home...