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Just walk up real smooth like,
You: Your coming the the BBQ right?
Her: What BBQ?
You: THE ONE WHERE I PUT MY MEAT ON YO' GRILL.
You: Your coming the the BBQ right?
Her: What BBQ?
You: THE ONE WHERE I PUT MY MEAT ON YO' GRILL.
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Just walk up real smooth like,
You: Your coming the the BBQ right?
Her: What BBQ?
You: THE ONE WHERE I PUT MY MEAT ON YO' GRILL.
You: Your coming the the BBQ right?
Her: What BBQ?
You: THE ONE WHERE I PUT MY MEAT ON YO' GRILL.
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"Are u from China? Cause I'm China get ya number."
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"Are u from China? Cause I'm China get ya number."
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Since deleting my Facebook I've really wanted this exchange to happen.
Me: Hey can I get your number.
Her: I'm sorry I don't give out my number.
Me: oh I understand, well you mind if I hit you up on Facebook?
Her: of course not, please do.
Me: I'm just kidding, I don't have a Facebook. What's your number?
Her: *gives me number*
Me: Hey can I get your number.
Her: I'm sorry I don't give out my number.
Me: oh I understand, well you mind if I hit you up on Facebook?
Her: of course not, please do.
Me: I'm just kidding, I don't have a Facebook. What's your number?
Her: *gives me number*
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Since deleting my Facebook I've really wanted this exchange to happen.
Me: Hey can I get your number.
Her: I'm sorry I don't give out my number.
Me: oh I understand, well you mind if I hit you up on Facebook?
Her: of course not, please do.
Me: I'm just kidding, I don't have a Facebook. What's your number?
Her: *gives me number*
Me: Hey can I get your number.
Her: I'm sorry I don't give out my number.
Me: oh I understand, well you mind if I hit you up on Facebook?
Her: of course not, please do.
Me: I'm just kidding, I don't have a Facebook. What's your number?
Her: *gives me number*
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[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]My single, drunken days i used to walk up to a shorty at a party and say some wild, outlandish #+%$......Nasty talk or dog her......she'd either laugh at it and be down or try and fight me......72% success rate[/color]
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[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]My single, drunken days i used to walk up to a shorty at a party and say some wild, outlandish #+%$......Nasty talk or dog her......she'd either laugh at it and be down or try and fight me......72% success rate[/color]
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havent u seen 40 year old virgin...just ask questions and youll look like rico suave....also i would recommend purchasing the novel THE GAME by style....basically what i do if im trying to approach a girl is just make her question why she doesnt talk to me...say things like...why are you over there when you know im here....this is something she can confirm(that you are apart) and now you have her asking herself (why are we apart) and then you simply wait for a response....when shes interested the response is simple...you will keep talking....if you think she is really out of your league then this works....walk up and say me and my friends were wondering why beautiful girls like you dont enjoy real men like me.....then shell giggle be like oh your just fine cuz im really soft as pie beyond this sexy exterior...and then BAM! shes yours....my inbox will be open all night if you need any scenarios worked out....im a pro...literally
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havent u seen 40 year old virgin...just ask questions and youll look like rico suave....also i would recommend purchasing the novel THE GAME by style....basically what i do if im trying to approach a girl is just make her question why she doesnt talk to me...say things like...why are you over there when you know im here....this is something she can confirm(that you are apart) and now you have her asking herself (why are we apart) and then you simply wait for a response....when shes interested the response is simple...you will keep talking....if you think she is really out of your league then this works....walk up and say me and my friends were wondering why beautiful girls like you dont enjoy real men like me.....then shell giggle be like oh your just fine cuz im really soft as pie beyond this sexy exterior...and then BAM! shes yours....my inbox will be open all night if you need any scenarios worked out....im a pro...literally
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true, I noticed I could say damn near anything to a broad if I just cheese while I say it.Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm
Won't matter if you have a humble smileOriginally Posted by GrimlocK
nah, then your coming off full arrogant...not the way I do things.
like na, #$+! u shawty
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true, I noticed I could say damn near anything to a broad if I just cheese while I say it.Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm
Won't matter if you have a humble smileOriginally Posted by GrimlocK
nah, then your coming off full arrogant...not the way I do things.
like na, #$+! u shawty
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"If I was your heart, would you let me beat?"
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
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"If I was your heart, would you let me beat?"
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
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An easy one is hey do you know where ______ is? as she proceeds to tell you just be like i dont really care, i thought you were cute and just wanted to talk to you. That kid from simple pickup does it pretty well but he makes it lightweight awkward.
walk up and be like "hey whatre you doing?" shell be like what? you :"I dunno, sorry i have no game and i never know what to say to pretty girls, im _____ " this way she lets her guard down, the intro locks in a convo, shes forced to introduce her self to you and from there you smack her with major gamage. Key is be confident as hell.
Walk up to a girl and be like " i bet you have a pretty smile" they smile like 95% of the time, if you're very confident, jokingly be like "ew nevermind" but recover by hittin em with the JK im _____
walk up and be like "hey whatre you doing?" shell be like what? you :"I dunno, sorry i have no game and i never know what to say to pretty girls, im _____ " this way she lets her guard down, the intro locks in a convo, shes forced to introduce her self to you and from there you smack her with major gamage. Key is be confident as hell.
Walk up to a girl and be like " i bet you have a pretty smile" they smile like 95% of the time, if you're very confident, jokingly be like "ew nevermind" but recover by hittin em with the JK im _____
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An easy one is hey do you know where ______ is? as she proceeds to tell you just be like i dont really care, i thought you were cute and just wanted to talk to you. That kid from simple pickup does it pretty well but he makes it lightweight awkward.
walk up and be like "hey whatre you doing?" shell be like what? you :"I dunno, sorry i have no game and i never know what to say to pretty girls, im _____ " this way she lets her guard down, the intro locks in a convo, shes forced to introduce her self to you and from there you smack her with major gamage. Key is be confident as hell.
Walk up to a girl and be like " i bet you have a pretty smile" they smile like 95% of the time, if you're very confident, jokingly be like "ew nevermind" but recover by hittin em with the JK im _____
walk up and be like "hey whatre you doing?" shell be like what? you :"I dunno, sorry i have no game and i never know what to say to pretty girls, im _____ " this way she lets her guard down, the intro locks in a convo, shes forced to introduce her self to you and from there you smack her with major gamage. Key is be confident as hell.
Walk up to a girl and be like " i bet you have a pretty smile" they smile like 95% of the time, if you're very confident, jokingly be like "ew nevermind" but recover by hittin em with the JK im _____
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Walk over to her and say:
I sense some humidity in your pants. are you moist?
I sense some humidity in your pants. are you moist?
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Walk over to her and say:
I sense some humidity in your pants. are you moist?
I sense some humidity in your pants. are you moist?
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I'll just proceed to dance like Flynt Flossy. I'm 100% positive this would work.
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I'll just proceed to dance like Flynt Flossy. I'm 100% positive this would work.
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