///POST YOUR FAVORITE PUNCHLINES///

[kcenaek0rb]

Here's a few...

- When I was po' I was lo, Now me and my Chops cop Purple Label. --Lupe Fiasco

- I'm in the building, Like a Corey Lidle flight. --Fabolous

 

[daytona 5000]

kcenaek0rb wrote:

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- I'm in the building, Like a Corey Lidle flight. --Fabolous

I never understood why people found this line so

can someone please fill me in?

 

[lakerfanfasho]

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

kcenaek0rb wrote:

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- I'm in the building, Like a Corey Lidle flight. --Fabolous

I never understood why people found this line so

can someone please fill me in?



i think its more of a

damn did he really just say that

 

[we gettin kufi]

"West Philly Freck spittin out best bars, Lambo to the 'jets like Brett Favre"

not my favorite, but its the 1st that came to head.

 

[daytona 5000]

Originally Posted by Plan Beats

This is a good place to ask this:

Who said something about "I roll with a Semi like Prince Akeem" or some %#%! like that?

I NEED TO KNOW!

See now this is something you go

over

 

[dune0]

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Originally Posted by Plan Beats

This is a good place to ask this:

Who said something about "I roll with a Semi like Prince Akeem" or some %#%! like that?

I NEED TO KNOW!

See now this is something you go

over

" i keep the seem like eddie when coming to america" - fab

 

[carolinapack04]

"West Philly Freck spittin out best bars, Lambo to the 'jets like Brett Favre"

yo wats the title of this freck track

 

[melovp]

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

kcenaek0rb wrote:

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- I'm in the building, Like a Corey Lidle flight. --Fabolous

I never understood why people found this line so

can someone please fill me in?


doesn't deserve the smokin but that's jus one of those WOWW, why would he say that?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2621860

 

[mw2889]

That Corey Lidle is just disrespectful, and not in an acceptable way either.

Its in the same class as Virginia Tech punchlines

 

[philly5fan]

"Some rappers fly high, then get suicidal, imitate Jim Jones, end up like Corey Lidle" Joey

"Feel like A Rod, some say his times up/ boo a N**** at home yup im in my prime but, he by far the best player on the team, then they turn around and drophim to the bottom of the lineup/ should get traded, but he dont wanna move, cuz this the only city he got something to prove/ and thats why im seen withheaters cuz you cant be the man when you on the same team as Jeter" Joey...addressing him against Jay z and Def Jam

 

[daytona 5000]

Originally Posted by MeloVP

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

kcenaek0rb wrote:

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- I'm in the building, Like a Corey Lidle flight. --Fabolous

I never understood why people found this line so

can someone please fill me in?

doesn't deserve the smokin but that's jus one of those WOWW, why would he say that?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2621860http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2621860


Wow damn. Thanks for the clearing that up. I thought he was talking about this guy

and I thought he said

your boy is in the building like a Corey Liddel fight.

I wasn't sure of the UFC fighter's name and I never heard of the pitcher before and yeah Iagree that is distasteful

 

[xtapolapacetl]

"Hello?"
"Whassup?"
"Hello, what you doin?"

"Nuthin', just kickin' it."

"You all done?"

"Naw, what you gonna do today?"

"Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners. I'mgonna get my nails done…"

"Hey, did what's his name get at youyesterday?"

"Who?"

"Deeeeeezzz %%!* !"

 

[crazy ebw]

Originally Posted by CarolinaPack04

"West Philly Freck spittin out best bars, Lambo to the 'jets like Brett Favre"

yo wats the title of this freck track


Effortless. Whole track is

 

[boomatic206]

^^ That's Chuck Liddel.

 

[supervillain83]

Punisher- Twinz (Deep Cover '9

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"

 

[jayjay414]

"Shoot ya while you talkin on some news camera crew sh*&...sicker than flying in pass tense on some flew(flu) sh&*"...

Crooked I made me a lifetime fan with that one...

 

[mideastbeast]

"Rappers are gettin wrecked due to lack of respect / Cuz y'all couldn't get signed if you was the back of a check"

"you ain't got no guns or paper in your luggage, the only 9 mil you have get you fries and nuggets"

"backstage with four wh*res on all fours and that's on all tours"

"I've severed scores of orators, rappers fall onto all fours like minotaurs"

Yeah, I can list thousands. Underground music FTW!

 

[swagger7]

Originally Posted by Plan Beats

Originally Posted by dUNE0

Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000

Originally Posted by Plan Beats

This is a good place to ask this:

Who said something about "I roll with a Semi like Prince Akeem" or some %#%! like that?

I NEED TO KNOW!

See now this is something you go

over

" i keep the seem like eddie when coming to america" - fab

What song was this?

"I'm Coming to America, call me Prince Akeem"- Pharrell (You Can Do It To) ? But I'm pretty sure I've heard that Semi/princeakeem line somewhereelse too

 

[kcenaek0rb]

Not sure if this is exactly how it goes but...

- I was gonna hit Joe with the Iron, but he was one Big Mac away from diein'. --Lloyd Banks

 

[bigmo1002]

" i dont chase a %$%*, homie i just chase the bucks, ballin hard i should play in milwaukee..."

always liked that...

 

[amine2345]

"ya'll scared, i can tell, cause i'ma get bucks like milwaukee, and like sam i cassell (can sell)"

 

[daytona 5000]

I remember buck said this one line had me like

Whoever it is that said carrots (karats) are good for your sight/ Must have never seen a diamond shine this bright

 

[inspektahdeck]

"everybody going out to lift weights/ only thing im picking is a chrome .38"- buck

"its a new game and im the coach like avery/ leave it to the flow we getting dough like a bakery"- Weezy

"i touch them boys im feeling like Michael/tired of this bull%$#@ im feeling like Michael/just seen godfather and im feeling like Michael" -Loso

"N****s would squeeze ducksauce on fried rice" -Loso

 

[ttbeezy]

"you lil boys invite me to spaz im right on yo @$% im mike jackson it"-Royce 5,9

"Aint no mind ahead of my mind its so apparent that as a youth i got more knowledge than a parent"-Koopa, Chamillionaire, Mixtape Messiah

"D#$% longer than centimeter sticks chicks feel it in they stomach like its a fetus when the feet is kicked"-Elzhi(so underrated its sad)

 

[carolinapack04]

I am a vegetarian man I only eat beats,
Wear a lot of carrots and I smoke the best green,
No beef, in my grocery bag,
Just some Swisher's and a whole bunch of cans of Whoop $+!

not my favorite just one i laugh at