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LULWUT?
Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters vol. 4
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Volume 2 was epic. Pics and all
I remember dude who said he got beatup by shorty's brother and father after she said he was weak.
So let's get into it.
A few months back I was with my ex. She was feeling hella excited, tombout let me get on top. So she does her thing and I notice how ridiculously close herhead is to my ceiling. I try to tell her to take it easy and stuff, but she says why, you can't handle it? As I'm about to speak again, she smacks herhead on the roof hard as hell. All I hear is a thud. Shorty falls back looking dazed and all. She's like "I'm good" and tries to get thingsgoing again, and as she straddles me, she faints.
I'm there tripping like, do I take her to the hospital? Is she dead? So I lay her on the bed and tell myself if she doesn't get up in an hour, I'lltake her to the hospital. She wakes up and I'm joking around like "I thought you died" She hits me with "Please, it wasn't that good now". Had me like
So let's get into it.
A few months back I was with my ex. She was feeling hella excited, tombout let me get on top. So she does her thing and I notice how ridiculously close herhead is to my ceiling. I try to tell her to take it easy and stuff, but she says why, you can't handle it? As I'm about to speak again, she smacks herhead on the roof hard as hell. All I hear is a thud. Shorty falls back looking dazed and all. She's like "I'm good" and tries to get thingsgoing again, and as she straddles me, she faints.
I'm there tripping like, do I take her to the hospital? Is she dead? So I lay her on the bed and tell myself if she doesn't get up in an hour, I'lltake her to the hospital. She wakes up and I'm joking around like "I thought you died" She hits me with "Please, it wasn't that good now". Had me like
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Is your girl Lisa Leslie or do live in a house that houses Keebler elves.
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Is she 7 feet tall or something...Even than how is that possible??[/color]
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Don't tell me you sleep on a bunk?
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hahaha well... i remember being SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE horny and i just wanted to bust a nut. we were at my cousins bday party and i was like can we PLEASEEE havesex haha. so we went to her car and get things going. a lot of the times i like to joke around when we're having sex and after a minute or two i'm like"i'm about to ***!" she's like "%++ NO" im like "ahhhh got you!!! hahah" and she proceeds to give me the stone face. butthis time we were like 30 seconds in, and i'm liek "i'm about to ***!" shes liek "haha whatever" .... then i *** and she's liek"%++ ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS? YOU'RE SO GAY" hahahaha i'm like MY BADD OOPS.
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u was on the top bunk in your dorm room?
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But really, its some thirsty people on NT tonight. FALL BACK nymphs
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pics of your bed
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I didn't think this pic could get any worse execution until this dude posted
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i lol'd.Originally Posted by streetchemistry
I didn't think this pic could get any worse execution until this dude posted
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Originally Posted by iBlink
I'm there tripping like, do I take her to the hospital? Is she dead? So I lay her on the bed and tell myself if she doesn't get up in an hour, I'll take her to the hospital. She wakes up and I'm joking around like "I thought you died" She hits me with "Please, it wasn't that good now". Had me like
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I hate out a girl that was hairy, i kinda coughed as i did it cause i think i swallowed/inhaled a hair
another time, i did anal with this one girl, it was only like my 3rd time doing it, it was her first, i guess she didnt go to the bathroom or take a showerbeforehand
I wasnt strapped either
another time, i did anal with this one girl, it was only like my 3rd time doing it, it was her first, i guess she didnt go to the bathroom or take a showerbeforehand
I wasnt strapped either
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Tuned in for the lulz
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Originally Posted by TheSouthside
I hate out a girl that was hairy, i kinda coughed as i did it cause i think i swallowed/inhaled a hair
another time, i did anal with this one girl, it was only like my 3rd time doing it, it was her first, i guess she didnt go to the bathroom or take a shower beforehand
I wasnt strapped either
damn bro, you gross. hahaha
anal is gooooood though
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Could be a dorm room with lofted beds.
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iblink
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notice how close my headboard is to the inclined ceiling.
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My most embarrassing moment was in a sense a real N___ moment. Chick got straight crazy on me.
I was on top of shorty beating when she started yelling "Oh we are gonna have beautiful kids."
I got an instant softie, told her I was done and get the $@$# outta my house immediately for that @%!!. In retrospect,I could have handled that differently.....
I was on top of shorty beating when she started yelling "Oh we are gonna have beautiful kids."
I got an instant softie, told her I was done and get the $@$# outta my house immediately for that @%!!. In retrospect,I could have handled that differently.....
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lol i got to try this!
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lol,
lol,