Post your tales of Simpin , Thirst , Dirty Mackin or Stalking

[Rick Sanchez]

Originally Posted by youngj00

Originally Posted by FullTech

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

SON!!!!

  

 

 

[solefood229]

, did the ****** have that mass?

 

[solefood229]

, did the ****** have that mass?

 

[krazy88s]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

 Well, I hope u piped Jessica down then. Just palm her lil head and work. Its a shame to drive that far for nothing.

  

 

[krazy88s]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

 Well, I hope u piped Jessica down then. Just palm her lil head and work. Its a shame to drive that far for nothing.

  

 

[and1play5]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

 

[and1play5]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

 

[carefreejr]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

Your parents drove you 45 mins so you could smash a jumpoff, and you brought flowers?  

The fact she was the ****** and couldn't tell you she was the one you were talking to 

A lot of these stories remind me of this movie i watched on Netflix, forgot what it was called but main guy in the movie falls for some chick that calls him randomly, they stay talking for a long time on some late night "conversation" %!# but never actually meet each other.  Guy falls in love and wants to meet her and she finally gives in after flaking like 10 times.  Finally they meet up at a restaurant and the girl ended up being a dude 

 

[carefreejr]

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

Your parents drove you 45 mins so you could smash a jumpoff, and you brought flowers?  

The fact she was the ****** and couldn't tell you she was the one you were talking to 

A lot of these stories remind me of this movie i watched on Netflix, forgot what it was called but main guy in the movie falls for some chick that calls him randomly, they stay talking for a long time on some late night "conversation" %!# but never actually meet each other.  Guy falls in love and wants to meet her and she finally gives in after flaking like 10 times.  Finally they meet up at a restaurant and the girl ended up being a dude 

 

[All Ready]

the only problem i had back in the day was not closing the deal fast enough due to second guessing myself

 

[All Ready]

the only problem i had back in the day was not closing the deal fast enough due to second guessing myself

 

[scshift]

Was never down with any girl enough to even simp 

 

[scshift]

Was never down with any girl enough to even simp 

 

[retro23j]

scandalous broads

 

[retro23j]

scandalous broads

 

[undefinedinc]

Originally Posted by and1play5

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

Lol damn, thats a bad case of myspace angles

 

[undefinedinc]

Originally Posted by and1play5

Originally Posted by eldribblebachelor

Well niketalk idk were to begin .. it all started off on MySpace got this request from the finest lil latin chick u could ever put eyes on .. her name was Jessica so we get to chopping it up an talkin, txting, sending the dirty pics an a few months later we arrange this meeting at her house for some party type steez .. so ya boy jumped in the polo an said id ride out bein young an couldn't drive i had the parents ride with me .. she was in houston i was in my city called Baytown about 45 mins away .. she sends the address .. i Google map stuff an find out her hide out .. on the way got the lecture on safe sex speech from my people .. an we pull up on the street was madd ghetto .. calling up the brawds phone .. no answer no replys .. nothing .. so i stop look at the directions an noticed i juss had the street name .. no house # .. so i get down an ask to mexican complected chicks if they noe a Jessica on this street .. so one was a crack head type the other a ****** .. so as i carried the flowers i had bought for this chick sitting in the car .. i get a call from Jessica saying she is sorry an that she hadda talk to me .. well after leaving the street she tells me she was the ****** i talked to looking for jessica .. i was broken .. shattered an lectured the whole drive back home ..

Lol damn, thats a bad case of myspace angles

 

[eldribblebachelor]

yea was crazy changed my # .. hit every jump off everynight that week .. when i got back to Baytown i got dropped off at this chicks house an gave her the flowers .. piped away the feelings .. angry sex type steez

 

[eldribblebachelor]

yea was crazy changed my # .. hit every jump off everynight that week .. when i got back to Baytown i got dropped off at this chicks house an gave her the flowers .. piped away the feelings .. angry sex type steez

 

[retrotwos]

This should be the theme song for this thread

 

[retrotwos]

This should be the theme song for this thread

 

[pendemic]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

then ignore you for days

 

 

[pendemic]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

then ignore you for days

 

 

[chopperville]

Originally Posted by Pendemic

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

then ignore you for days

 

And you end up forgiving her cause you still wanna smash

and she does it again

 

[chopperville]

Originally Posted by Pendemic

Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by Yung Lo HEAD

when a chick tell me she coming through and i clean room and get ready and she never hit me back

BRUH

then ignore you for days

 

And you end up forgiving her cause you still wanna smash

and she does it again