Rihanna's Forehead

[november33rd]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rihanna's_Forehead

If posted feel free to tell me in the most snobbish way possible.

 

[coolnificent]

That sir, was not funny at all

 

[calypso chanta]

Rihanna's forehead is mostly a docile creature except at times of the day that end in "o'clock". Otherwise it's just a rampaging ravenous destructive force for which there is no equal and no master. It devours planets, galaxies and varying realms of reality. Fortunately for us and for all living matter for that matter, it is easily pleased.

 

[wiredz3]

[h2]What you can do to Stop Rihanna's forehead[/h2]
Rumour has it that a Rnb singer by the name of christopher brown apparently weakened the foreheads outer core with a quick unexpected left hook. The forehead was left dazed but the carrier (rihanna) was left in a hospital bed. This is the closest anyone has ever been to overcoming the succubus forehead

 

[cadillacflow]

But, I could care less about her forehead.

 

[ethanlee29]

oh my god

[h2]What you can do to Appease Rihanna's forehead[/h2]
Rihanna's forehead is mostly a docile creature except at times of the day that end in "o'clock". Otherwise it's just a rampaging ravenous destructive force for which there is no equal and no master. It devours planets, galaxies and varying realms of reality. Fortunately for us and for all living matter for that matter, it is easily pleased.

All you need to calm the giant is:

• A ball of yarn (it has to be red or yellow otherwise it'll just anger the creature, causing it squash you with one of it's tentacles.)

• Sand from the beaches of Ocho Rios, Jaimaca.

• An umbrella.

• A sacrifice of 3 virgins (and one of these has to be Sean Kingston)

• All your base.

• Jay-z

• A sweatband

• Reggae Riddims.

• Tons of weed.

• Your love

• Cookies! (everybody loves them)

• An equally large forhead.

• Lots of space

• Beat the crap out of her. She apparently loves it.

 

[elboricua 6]

Originally Posted by November33rd

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rihanna's_Forehead

If posted feel free to tell me in the most snobbish way possible.

Pictures of your GIRL????

 

[neptunebeats187]

 

[zk1mpls]

damn...

 

[ccsp707]

who cares about her forehead. she got a nice body to make that up. and everybody should know what im talkin about

 

[platinum baller]

aint looking at that forehead tho

 

[rap sizzle]

Whoever put this together needs to outside and get a life.

 

[lightweight champion]

She did her best imitation of Cassie-esque pictures so she's definitely appreciated

 

[hollakid619]

• Rihanna's forehead is international and multicultural having spent time in Jamaica and speaks fluent... BLOODCLOT JUKE JUKE MI NO DOWN LO TUGG MI PULL DEE WEENG OFF DEE BUTTERFLY!!....patois.

• Rihanna's forehead has no official beginning and no end in sight.

• Rihanna's forehead is a virgin??? It reproduces by head butting smaller foreheads which does not count as sex.

• The sweat that accumulates on Rihanna's forehead replenishes the Earth's water table and creates God's swimming pool.

• It is said that when combined with the power of Sade's and Tyra Bank's Titanic foreheads, the power of Rihanna's forehead can destroy the Milky Way so bad, it will have to be reanamed the expired milk galaxy.

• The gravity from Rihanna's massive forehead keeps the sun in orbit.

• In times of emergency crisis, Rihanna's forehead can be used as a parking lot.

• R&B singer Rihanna often sits on Rihanna's forehead when no chairs are available but this just rouses the creature's anger causing Rihanna to be nearly swallowed whole.

• Rihanna's forehead contains 3 zoos, a couple aquariums, a national park, 8 golf courses, an active volcano, the Himalayas, Native American hunting grounds, illegal fisheries, a couple casinos, 4 Theme Parks, Silicon valley, 32 small villages, 23 big villages, Canada, Heaven and Hell, and some popular spring break vacation spots!

• Every Tuesday, Rihanna's forehead is scrubbed with Dyno Lube to remove the spray paint tags left there by anonymous graffiti artists.

 

[flip sensayshun]

Originally Posted by wiredz3

[h2]What you can do to Stop Rihanna's forehead[/h2]
Rumour has it that a Rnb singer by the name of christopher brown
apparently weakened the foreheads outer core with a quick unexpected
left hook. The forehead was left dazed but the carrier (rihanna) was
left in a hospital bed. This is the closest anyone has ever been to
overcoming the succubus forehead

Aw man

 

[parada45]

Hilarious

Reminds me of the Chuck Norris facts

 

[marath0n]

@ dudes getting salty because their fap material getting roasted.

 

[dyyhard]

her boobies is berry nice.

 

[drameezy]

Oh damn too much face...

 

[lilstarz07]

ill take her forehead, as long as it comes with that peach

 

[million dollar stacks]

[h2]What you can do to Stop Rihanna's forehead[/h2]
Nothing ....well actually you can do one of the two things: You can challenge rihanna's forehead to a big horn sheep like skull rammingcontest or an ultimate ping pong match. Be warned, if you lose, you will be sentenced to exile to a parallel universe where all matter consists of tinyumbrellas instead of atoms.

Caution: You will lose.

Rumour has it that a Rnb singer by the name of christopher brown apparently weakened the foreheads outer core with a quick unexpected left hook. Theforehead was left dazed but the carrier (rihanna) was left in a hospital bed. This is the closest anyone has ever been to overcoming the succubus forehead

 

[archnoobie]

Rihanna >>> Any chick you taggin now

 

[josebronx]

fivehead???

 

[sneakerking757]

 

[november33rd]

Originally Posted by archnoobie

Rihanna >>> Any chick you taggin now

Not really.

Maybe because she's famous....but that's it.