Rihanna's Forehead

[spidermachine916]

wow....

they made a page about her forehead only

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by ethanlee29

oh my god

[h2]What you can do to Appease Rihanna's forehead[/h2]
Rihanna's forehead is mostly a docile creature except at times of the day that end in "o'clock". Otherwise it's just a rampaging ravenous destructive force for which there is no equal and no master. It devours planets, galaxies and varying realms of reality. Fortunately for us and for all living matter for that matter, it is easily pleased.

All you need to calm the giant is:

• A ball of yarn (it has to be red or yellow otherwise it'll just anger the creature, causing it squash you with one of it's tentacles.)

• Sand from the beaches of Ocho Rios, Jaimaca.

• An umbrella.

• A sacrifice of 3 virgins (and one of these has to be Sean Kingston)

• All your base.

• Jay-z

• A sweatband

• Reggae Riddims.

• Tons of weed.

• Your love

• Cookies! (everybody loves them)

• An equally large forhead.

• Lots of space

• Beat the crap out of her. She apparently loves it.

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

Rampaging ravenous destructive force

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Originally Posted by Rap Sizzle

Whoever put this together needs to outside and get a life.

 

[nothinafter]

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Rihanna's forehead is mostly a docile creature except at times of the day that end in "o'clock". Otherwise it's just a rampaging ravenous destructive force for which there is no equal and no master. It devours planets, galaxies and varying realms of reality. Fortunately for us and for all living matter for that matter, it is easily pleased.

 

[robby valentino]

Originally Posted by marath0n

@ dudes getting salty because their fap material getting roasted.

I know right??? why yall so mad?

"LEMME SEE YO GIRL SON!!!"

Rihanna's forehead is international and multicultural having spent time in Jamaica and speaks fluent... BLOODCLOT JUKE JUKE MI NO DOWN LO TUGG MI PULL DEE WEENG OFF DEE BUTTERFLY!!....patois

 

[nktran001]

 

[tyeung53]

haha

 

[18key]

• Renowned wheelchair athlete Stephen Hawkings once said...

• In order to support itself, Rihanna's forehead must have a total caloric intake of 455,2323,2322,244324,2342342323q4234R. That translates to about 577 buffalo wings from actual angelic buffaloes, 27 obese females, 21 obese males, a can of paint, a tub of discarded fat from liposuction victims, Jared before the Subway train incident, elevenedy-seven Big Macs, 3 1/2 Cloverfield monsters, all the Mountain Dew that forms on the windward side on Mount Everest in the morning, 2 French fries, the Michellen Man, Michelle Wie, and/or 11 steeplejacks.

 

[mateen cleaves]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

That sir, was not funny at all

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Robby Valentino

Originally Posted by marath0n

@ dudes getting salty because their fap material getting roasted.

I know right??? why yall so mad?

"LEMME SEE YO GIRL SON!!!"

 

[elpablo21]

Nooeez

 

[twig1026]

. Relentless

 

[nicefro]

holy crap

 

[rpappy6]

That's messed up

 

[mangudai954]

Oh my God

 

[dopestop]

this is stupid

 

[sig21]

 

[atlien seeko]

"What can you do to stop Rihannas forehead?"