simon cowell living that savage life

I feel bad for his friend man; his world is crushed :smh:

I'd be straight sucking down tequila like it was water on a 100 degree day
 
I feel bad for his friend man; his world is crushed
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I'd be straight sucking down tequila like it was water on a 100 degree day
Don't feel too bad for him bro.  Dude is a multi-millionaire, he'll probably upgrade to a new yacht, a Bugatti Veyron, and start dating 20yo supermodels.  Successful guys always rebound from shady female stunts like this.  
 
Homeboy was probably on some ****old steez

He probably didn't want to get ole girl addicted to dat BBC, so he let the homie hit.

Simons foul for desecrating dem yamb walls though. Show some respect for your homeboy and paint the face instead my dude. :smh:
 
Dudes named Ace seem to take a lot of Ls, both fictional and real life
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Scumbag Simon
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dawg.

i only know one dude named ace and he just had a baby by a chick that smashed 3 homies from our circle

...im talkin pics and videos brah. im not making this up
 
I'd like to think than in a year or so, Simon and Laura will marry.

As the wedding reception simmers down...Randy Jackson closes the doors...The Rains of Castamere plays...and Paula Abdul appears before Simon..."Ace sends his regards!!!"
 
I'm pretty sure dude let Simon smash it. Simon said **** the rules and let off inside of her. Lol

If he didn't approve of the smashing then Simon is cold blooded.
 
I feel bad for his friend man; his world is crushed :smh:

I'd be straight sucking down tequila like it was water on a 100 degree day

I'd put a contract out on him and feel better.

The woman looks pretty good. I like dark haired women.
 
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