Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

lui kang817

lui kang817

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Alright so I'm bored and need a laugh and maybe some jokes to take with me before I hit the bar with the fellas tonight.

A co-worker told me this one earlier and I thought it was cool.

How can a blind man cross the freeway without getting ran over ?


HINT: Take the "F" out of Free and the "F" out of way.
 
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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
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because it was stapled to the koala
 
its a funny racist joke

3 men walk into a bar. One is black, one is mexican, and one is asian. The bar owner kicks them out
 
Originally Posted by r0yalty

Women's rights. /thread
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How can a blind man cross the freeway without getting ran over ?


HINT: Take the "F" out of Free and the "F" out of way.
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take the F out of way?

ree...____you got me
Two guys walk into a bar. Which is dumb cause the second one should've ducked. *Rimshot*
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I always like jokes like that.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy walked through the door
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP!

EDIT:
I have some more.
This one is so wrong
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...


Two peanuts walked into a bar. While they were in there one was asalted.


Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
 
Originally Posted by daflashjhead

Originally Posted by RocSole

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is dumb cause the second one should've ducked. *Rimshot*
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Ohh..just got it.
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i still dont get it
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Two guys walked into a BAR..not a drinking bar..but a BAR like a pole.
 
Originally Posted by Paul Is On Tilt

I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants yesterday...

... I couldn't find any.
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I hate that I laughed at that

Originally Posted by RocSole

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is dumb cause the second one should've ducked. *Rimshot*
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Ohh..just got it.
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i still dont get it
he walked into the bar as in he hit the bar as in he can't walk straight, he ran into it.

What's the best kind of bean to be?














A human bean
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no
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP!
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I feel like I'm addicted to this post right now
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