Stealing People's Cell Phone Prank

I wish duke pulled this on me. Unfortunately he'd only fill me in on the joke after I Ray Lewis tackled him
 
Homeboy would never try that in the hood. Goons would whoop his *** for trying to steal their $2.37 credit Tracphone.
 
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i would never lend my phone to another guy. period. your phone died? sounds like a personal problem to me.
 
Whenever strangers ask me for something,
  • a cellphone, and my phone is clearly visible from my pants pocket
  • the time, and my watch is on my wrist
  • a cigarette, and one is in my mouth
  • gun, and I'm chewing one
  • a ride, and I'm in my car alone
  • change, and I just bought something and have $0.14 in my hand
I say, "Sorry, don't got it." and stoneface straight into their eyes.
 
Whenever strangers ask me for something,
  • a cellphone, and my phone is clearly visible from my pants pocket
  • the time, and my watch is on my wrist
  • a cigarette, and one is in my mouth
  • gun, and I'm chewing one
  • a ride, and I'm in my car alone
  • change, and I just bought something and have $0.14 in my hand

I say, "Sorry, don't got it." and stoneface straight into their eyes.

 
Whenever strangers ask me for something,
  • a cellphone, and my phone is clearly visible from my pants pocket
  • the time, and my watch is on my wrist
  • a cigarette, and one is in my mouth
  • gun, and I'm chewing one
  • a ride, and I'm in my car alone
  • change, and I just bought something and have $0.14 in my hand
I say, "Sorry, don't got it." and stoneface straight into their eyes.
 
Whenever strangers ask me for something,
  • a cellphone, and my phone is clearly visible from my pants pocket
  • the time, and my watch is on my wrist
  • a cigarette, and one is in my mouth
  • gun, and I'm chewing one
  • a ride, and I'm in my car alone
  • change, and I just bought something and have $0.14 in my hand

I say, "Sorry, don't got it." and stoneface straight into their eyes.
:wow:
 
Lol when guy said "I didn't need it that bad" when asked why he didn't chase him. 

I'm so lazy I would of done the same thing.
 
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Ummm...is it too late to say I chew guns and spit bullets?

Yea...okay
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I don't trust anyone on the street. Pay phones still exist so if they need a call they better go find one.
 
Whenever strangers ask me for something,
  • a cellphone, and my phone is clearly visible from my pants pocket
  • the time, and my watch is on my wrist
  • a cigarette, and one is in my mouth
  • gun, and I'm chewing one
  • a ride, and I'm in my car alone
  • change, and I just bought something and have $0.14 in my hand

I say, "Sorry, don't got it." and stoneface straight into their eyes.



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i need to rewatch killa season
 
I tried to do this in Compton. I woke up with blood in my mouth and piss in my pants.
 
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