TAY: thread about yambs...

[moe szyslak]

shoulda been like " I just got a new mattress set from Sears. Joints is mad sexy, comfortable and supposedly waterproof. You should come over and check them out."

I already smashed though...

did she quirt?

 

[potatoglasses]

Nah, they all simps. They brought her lunches and ****, while I sat back having her desperate for my attention. She got boring, so I deaded her, so she had to fall down the ladder to them.

But I know dat feel. I've had that happen a few times where I'd stop talking to girl, and all of a sudden she was getting lunch with my homies.

Does that bother you?

My jimmies are slightly rustled. But they were just friends I met and chilled with recently, so not a big loss.

 

[ill steelo]

woops

 

[rusty shackelford]

Bruh that squirt bed pic made me fill up :x

 

[a blinkin]

Simple, but very effective.

 

[ricky409]

did she quirt?

no.

No fap February caught me...

 

[primetime21]

edit wrong thread

 

[jjs]

did she quirt?

no.

No fap February caught me...

better chance next time.

 

[Mark Antony]

No fap should be done with yambs on lock, damn. It brings a certain calm to your game though, like you're buggin on the inside but you play it so perfectly because you don't wanna ruin the yambortunity.

 

[spizike231]

My girl has no idea how to give a lap dance and absolutely refused to try just earlier.

Any tips?

 

[youngdoc]

Get her some liquor or some molly...or a pink slip

 

[mgrand15]

No fap should be done with yambs on lock, damn. It brings a certain calm to your game though, like you're buggin on the inside but you play it so perfectly because you don't wanna ruin the yambortunity.

I don't know how ya'll live that no fap life. I tried it once and when I got in them yambs after like FIVE DAYS no fap days... let's just say it got embarrassing REAL quick

nope, no more of that unless i'm getting yambs on a super consistent basis

 

[Mark Antony]

I did it before, but I smashed in a rubber when I got yambs so it was business as usual. *shrugs. I'd be done raw.

 

[nychiphophippo]

My girl has no idea how to give a lap dance and absolutely refused to try just earlier.

Any tips?

Is her body decent or would she be embarrassed?

With my ex we did this thing where she started going to the gym and I'd jokingly tell her all the time she's gunna give me a lap dance to slow motion by juvenile/slim in a month.

One night after she'd been going for a while, we're chillin and crack a bottle of wine to a movie and then I play the song and get it.

The moral of the story seems to be to just get her drunk and play juvenile

 

[ill steelo]

My girl has no idea how to give a lap dance and absolutely refused to try just earlier.

Any tips?

Is her body decent or would she be embarrassed?

With my ex we did this thing where she started going to the gym and I'd jokingly tell her all the time she's gunna give me a lap dance to slow motion by juvenile/slim in a month.

One night after she'd been going for a while, we're chillin and crack a bottle of wine to a movie and then I play the song and get it.

The moral of the story seems to be to just get her drunk and play juvenile

 

[noskey]

Bros, I has a question. How do you go about asking your girl to shave? Should I just come right out and say it? I already gave her the "I'll go down on you if you shave" talk, but no dice (she thinks it's gross ).

 

[gil23]

Bros, I has a question. How do you go about asking your girl to shave? Should I just come right out and say it? I already gave her the "I'll go down on you if you shave" talk, but no dice (she thinks it's gross ).

So she has never shaved?

 

[noskey]

She did when we first started seeing each other/smashing. But now that we're dating, she's being lazy in that regard (she said so herself, so she knows what she's doing). I'm thinking it might be a test, girls are weird.

PattyCakes, where you at for the woman perspective?

 

[hypebeast5]

Bros, I has a question. How do you go about asking your girl to shave? Should I just come right out and say it? I already gave her the "I'll go down on you if you shave" talk, but no dice (she thinks it's gross ).

So she has never shaved?

Lol wut?

Are you trying to get her to shave solely for the purpose of eating the box?

Come out and say it, I dislike pubic hair, if you keep it it's cool but I'd prefer it gone.

If she don't do it for you idk

 

[Velle47]

Bros, I has a question. How do you go about asking your girl to shave? Should I just come right out and say it? I already gave her the "I'll go down on you if you shave" talk, but no dice (she thinks it's gross

).

hairy cat they can keep that...won't touch that thang when it's a bush down there...but when it's shaved

 

[noskey]

Lol wut?

Are you trying to get her to shave solely for the purpose of eating the box?

Come out and say it, I dislike pubic hair, if you keep it it's cool but I'd prefer it gone.

If she don't do it for you idk

Not the only reason, but I guess I should just be direct at this point.

 

[Peep Game]

Yambino Brown, you asked for a pic of her soaked sheets tho...Cmon bruh.

With that thirst you might as well lick it up off the bed :x

*alonzo*

 

[hypebeast5]

You'll be alright as long as your not to offensive about it

 

[mgrand15]

Bros, I has a question. How do you go about asking your girl to shave? Should I just come right out and say it? I already gave her the "I'll go down on you if you shave" talk, but no dice (she thinks it's gross ).

She thinks you going down on her is gross? Or shaving is gross?

What part of this game is this?

I think you need to step your head game up if that talk didn't work

 

[noskey]

She thinks you going down on her is gross? Or shaving is gross?

What part of this game is this?

I think you need to step your head game up if that talk didn't work

She thinks me going down is gross (I think this may her way of getting out of giving me head, but I'm not sure). To be perfectly clear, I havent done it yet because she says no I'm assuming she just never got it right (if other things I've done, and her reaction to that, is any indication). Next time I'm just gonna show her how grown men get down...