TAY: thread about yambs...

[raysweatshirt]

What up yambily, this chick I went to high school with want me to lay pipe but I'm not sure if I want to proceed cause one time when we were talking she said she wants to have a kid by next year cause she's always bored at home and I just can't trust women now a days, but I know them yambs will be amazing........yea I think Ima just pass on her. She been wanting me to smash for a while ever since she said that also

 

[macbk]

Snapped a pic so my boys could roast me then they went straight in the outside trash. 

You wanted your boys to roast you on that?

 

[youngdoc]

So three weeks ago at this chicks bday party I pulled this girl (they are friends but not close). Smashed her the following weekend

Now trying to smash the bday chick (chick in the text messages) and me and my roommate are going out to some bars with her and her friend tomorrow night

Sucks that it worked out like that but at least now I know where she stands.

I ran into this chick I used to smash later so it's all good

Not sure exactly how I will play it tomorrow night but I still wanna smash bday chick

I'll be shocked if anything comes outta this, she's prolly playing like she don't know or she's gonna get the scoop before y'all go out. If she gives up the buns knowing what happen I like her.

Went out last night with her, her friend and my roommate (he's been trying to smash)

Pregamed, went to 1 spot had 1 drink and left and went to another spot.

I go to the bathroom and when I come back chick is gone. I find my boy and her friend and she says she left

 

[Coromanti]

 

 

So three weeks ago at this chicks bday party I pulled this girl (they are friends but not close). Smashed her the following weekend

Now trying to smash the bday chick (chick in the text messages) and me and my roommate are going out to some bars with her and her friend tomorrow night



Sucks that it worked out like that but at least now I know where she stands.

I ran into this chick I used to smash later so it's all good

Not sure exactly how I will play it tomorrow night but I still wanna smash bday chick

I'll be shocked if anything comes outta this, she's prolly playing like she don't know or she's gonna get the scoop before y'all go out. If she gives up the buns knowing what happen I like her.

Went out last night with her, her friend and my roommate (he's been trying to smash)

Pregamed, went to 1 spot had 1 drink and left and went to another spot.

I go to the bathroom and when I come back chick is gone. I find my boy and her friend and she says she left

Hey sounds like a cool female.  At least she didnt cock block her friend on some we come together we leave together.

See if you can try again some other time

 

[mugen81]

Just hoping Mugen and his fiancé don't have company walking down the aisle. J/K.

As pops said you have to reverse that, turn it around. WHIP that P. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Why does that have to be a bad thing lol..
Man EWD if you don't start writing for Penthouse/romance novels for a side hustle..
Sheesh, lol

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm rusty as **** when I take a break, watching thick Latin yambs walk away.

 

[heliumclinton]

 

 

So three weeks ago at this chicks bday party I pulled this girl (they are friends but not close). Smashed her the following weekend


Now trying to smash the bday chick (chick in the text messages) and me and my roommate are going out to some bars with her and her friend tomorrow night





Sucks that it worked out like that but at least now I know where she stands.


I ran into this chick I used to smash later so it's all good


Not sure exactly how I will play it tomorrow night but I still wanna smash bday chick

I'll be shocked if anything comes outta this, she's prolly playing like she don't know or she's gonna get the scoop before y'all go out. If she gives up the buns knowing what happen I like her.

Went out last night with her, her friend and my roommate (he's been trying to smash)


Pregamed, went to 1 spot had 1 drink and left and went to another spot.


I go to the bathroom and when I come back chick is gone. I find my boy and her friend and she says she left

Hey sounds like a cool female.  At least she didnt cock block her friend on some we come together we leave together.
See if you can try again some other time

Sounds like she's just making a excuse to why she left, may be telling the truth though

 

[kevlar shrimp]

 

Are y'all going RAW while drunk on randoms.
Doesn't your subconscious tell you it's not a good idea. How do you even know when to pull out

Occasionally

. Everything except my **** tells me it's not a good idea. How do you not know when to pull out?

Nah fam. It's not worth it

Went out last night with her, her friend and my roommate (he's been trying to smash)

Pregamed, went to 1 spot had 1 drink and left and went to another spot.

I go to the bathroom and when I come back chick is gone. I find my boy and her friend and she says she left

 thats a free throw

 

[アミーゴ]

Tonight

Wish I could be in NYC for my son @Nako XL bday party

What yall getting into?

 

[tdogg2k]

Are y'all going RAW while drunk on randoms.
Doesn't your subconscious tell you it's not a good idea. How do you even know when to pull out

Y'all were right about the women with kids thing, how they put so much effort into trying to keep you. I've had more home cooked from scratch meals in the past month than ice had in years

 

[fontaine]

Y'all were right about the women with kids thing, how they put so much effort into trying to keep you. I've had more home cooked from scratch meals in the past month than ice had in years

women with kids >>>>>

yambs: top notch
Attitude: dope
Commitment: none of that


If you're a man between 21-30... And you're all about keeping your rotation... A chick with kids should definitely be in it...

Chicks with kids are like Andre Iguadola... They do a little bit of everything well... But don't have to be the super star... They're just glad to be helping the team and will do whatever it takes

 

[fontaine]

I've dabbled raw in the unknown a couple times.... Not gonna lie.

I seen the HIV stats in Dallas though... Got me shook.

 

[ill steelo]

Lmao at Andre Iguodala. So much truth

 

[fontaine]

In a predicament... I know it will end bad...

1. Chick is a solid 6. Nice teeth doe
2. Scours the earth for my math after i tokd her to hit me up.. Looks up my info at the gym I visit, searches Facebook and twitter, and tries to Google me (all her words)
3. She couldn't find it, so she gives her number to my boy to relay the message.
4. She texts constantly.. 30 texts... 2 and 3 texts before I even responds.
5. Says she wants to cook meals for me every other week.
6. Invites me to six flags


In two days...

Then drops the bomb

"I hate my dad"

defcom 5 clinger on my hands, famb...

I wanna test the yambs but I am truly worried this won't even be worth it.

 

[kevlar shrimp]

she showed all the signs before bringing up the daddy issues

if she did all that for your # imagine after you smash

 

[htownshoefiend]

That truly is a predicament...

Yikes. Run far away brethren...

 

[humblemelord]

 
Two weeks ago I'm at a party

Chick comes up to me and says "why didn't you pay any attention to me last time?"

I had met her and her friend once before that night and her friend was just more talkative

Got the # and all that there

Fast forward to last night

I go to chill with her. Walk into the room feeling like Kobe knowing he's gonna drop 40.

15 minutes in, she tells me she's on her period 

Finesse her to give me sloppy toppy. After not bustin for half hour I said F it

FACT: Females are more horny during there periods.

FACT: ya' Boy also tried it. Didn't like it

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]i feel like I have the best woman with child scenario...my chick's only child is a few months away from going to college...this means an empty nest!! Adults act like College kids again once they get the empty nest.

She did an awesome job raising an extremely beautiful and intelligent non-ratchet daughter that's getting a scholarship to Texas A&M. We went out tonight to see the Christmas lights in Addison TX.

I just got here and things looking great already.[/COLOR]

 

[usabasketball08]

I don't know about you.....

But at the very least I'd take those meals

 

[drones]

I got less than a week to bag a chick from class who gave me her math before we go back home for winter break.  tips?

 

[olx9o]

I got less than a week to bag a chick from class who gave me her math before we go back home for winter break.  tips?

Be confident, touch her gently (play with her hair or something. Talk to other girls around her while you defer talkin to her then single her out n straight up look in her eyes and tell her she's cute and then what your intentions are.

As for me, I'm kinda cuffed right now. Met a girl that's willing to do anything for me from my school.
She brought me thanksgiving dinner she made
Feeds me while I drive
Doesn't wanna share me (but I'm not the type of dude to mess with more than one at a time)
Anyway...beat for the first time last Wednesday and just came back from some jawsome n more yambs.
She's crazy for me but I feel bad because I like her but not how she likes me...sooooo idk, just makes me feel bad

 

[tdogg2k]

"I hate my dad"
defcom 5 clinger on my hands, famb...
I wanna test the yambs but I am truly worried this won't even be worth it.

You already know you can't open up that pandora's box.. she stalked you before knowing you............ 'nuff said'

women with kids >>>>>
Chicks with kids are like Andre Iguadola... They do a little bit of everything well... But don't have to be the super star... They're just glad to be helping the team and will do whatever it takes

I swear I must be the only dude in here who's had the exact opposite happen to him when it comes to women with kids especially the 21-30 age range.. they all lookin to be wifed up and have a father figure.

\As for me, I'm kinda cuffed right now. Met a girl that's willing to do anything for me from my school.
She brought me thanksgiving dinner she made
Feeds me while I drive
Doesn't wanna share me (but I'm not the type of dude to mess with more than one at a time)
Anyway...beat for the first time last Wednesday and just came back from some jawsome n more yambs.
She's crazy for me but I feel bad because I like her but not how she likes me...sooooo idk, just makes me feel bad

I've been in that situation before, you have to remember, you can hurt her way more than you just feeling bad..
especially if she's trying to cling on for any unknown reasons.

idk how old you are but if you're not feeling her like that but shes a good chick you gotta let her go.
there is the alternative of sticking with it and hoping your feelings change.
but that is usually something you know off the back if you're digging her tot he degree she's digging you.

 

[surgev1]

[COLOR=#red]For better or for worse I can't say, but this thread has definitely changed somewhat in the last 3-4 months.

Actually I know what happened...it used to be that this thread was all about a few posters posting their pickups/conquests/funny Yamb related stories. Even though there was a little advice going around it wasn't very prevalent. There were more lurkers than posters...heck even I took a while before I first got to posting.

Then a few of the lurkers started asking questions and asking for advice and then more started posting after that. Now there's more posts like "Hey I'm felling this chick at my job...what should I do?"

I guess it's not that it's a bad thing...more like this is what the Yamb thread is evolving into. But I will say that there is slightly more of an antagonistic presence in the thread and that's never good.[/COLOR]

As a former lurker, now occasional pop-in guy....reading from pg 1, this was a very close knit group of guys just shooting the shlt about yambs & now it's become a full on community of dudes banded together giving each other advice, sharing stories, experiences & tips, it's the best form of giving back as far as in concerned, I'm glad to see the transformation.

As for negativity, I think it stems back from jealous/skeptical guys who feel insecure or have the need to doubt or "call out" another poster's authenticity....and that falls firmly on said insecure dudes....there's always gonna be that handful, but the other group that just wants to see others prosper & succeed...that's all that matters.

Thanks again, TAY.

 

[olx9o]

Thanks tdogg, I'm 23 (24 in January)
I know I'm young n my girl only a year younger than me.
It makes my day just making her happy n even tho I've known her for a short time she's down for me when we're together.

I hope I can develop some kind of feelings for her cause she has all the caring compassionate wife/mother qualities.
I guess it's kinda boring having a girl that agrees with me all the time and feels like she's putting me over herself. I want an equal, or maybe I'm ungrateful idk

 

[fontaine]

So much truth