TAY: thread about yambs...

[fontaine]

WIO seems effective...

Gonna try...

 

[tdogg2k]

I would say the craziest situation be more something the chick did than myself
I was dumb crazy leaking from all holes in my body sick.
chick was a stage 5 clinger .
she left from work to see me. (although I begged her not to)
she wanted to go out and drink so we went to the bar.
I'm in sweats, hoodie, and eating soup at the bar that's how sick I am.
she has 2 drinks claims drunk, so i drive us back to my house.

put her in the bed tell her sleep it off. she ask for water, so i go downstairs to get it.. Come back up and she is butt *** naked in my bed begging me to hit it..
So I oblige.
what makes this is funny while i was hitting it. snot came down my nose and dripped on her. tittie
So I played it off and made a spitting sound and rubbed it in.
lmao.
she left and let me sleep after that..

lol reason #2 why i always wash up after sex

 

[Mark Antony]

Ok a little graphic, but I came back from the beach and me and her are kicking it my room and i'm just in a towel bout to hit the shower. She was playing around so I said F it and just went to take a piss then hit the shower. I must've caught a uti while at the beach or whenever because when I peed it was straight blood and tissue, I almost fainted. She then comes beating down the door talking bout let me in I wanna shower with you, I had to hold the door to keep her out. She must've thought I was holding out because when I came out she was ready. I didn't shower because i didn't want her to come in (door handle was broken) so I went out and tried to get her to leave. Next thing I know my sea salty *** and blood raw smelling joint was gettin it. ****, ya'll asked.

 

[jhes91]

Ok a little graphic, but I came back from the beach and me and her are kicking it my room and i'm just in a towel bout to hit the shower. She was playing around so I said F it and just went to take a piss then hit the shower. I must've caught a uti while at the beach or whenever because when I peed it was straight blood and tissue, I almost fainted. She then comes beating down the door talking bout let me in I wanna shower with you, I had to hold the door to keep her out. She must've thought I was holding out because when I came out she was ready. I didn't shower because i didn't want her to come in (door handle was broken) so I went out and tried to get her to leave. Next thing I know my sea salty *** and blood raw smelling joint was gettin it. ****, ya'll asked.

What's the consensus on sending good morning texts to females?

 

[tdogg2k]

I didn't shower because i didn't want her to come in (door handle was broken) so I went out and tried to get her to leave. Next thing I know my sea salty *** and blood raw smelling joint was gettin it. ****, ya'll asked.

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lmao. repped for being honest.


for sending good morning text
If you're feeling the chick on some trying to be bunned up.. yes

if you just want to smash no. text her as usual

 

[and1play5]

This is my boy situation that happened to him over the weekend (Verbatim):
"I bagged this bartender chick from hooters...she stuck out from the rest...she was different... She thinks sensibly..Sooooo we went out on a unofficial date friday night....it went very smooth (went ham on the yambs )...So she hit me up Saturday evening like saying lets go out for drinks around 10pm...I said cool I'm down. Shorty feeling me, I'm feeling her heavy, Buying shorty drinks and ish (I don't do that normally unless she's special) Now Her homegirl comes to our table, she works with her so I know her a lil bit....get her a drink as well, then her Homegirl boyfriend come out of nowhere as well. So we all just vibing and chillin...Her homegirl boyfriend is a promoter for the bar/club...The owner walks by and waves at my chick right, which was cool(I guess )
Soooooo we bout to leave the spot, since I caught a cab downtown shorty was gonna take me home and spend the night at the crib (for more yambtacular action ) Well that was the plan atleast, we get downstairs. The owner is operating behind the bar and he gives everyone at my table shots of vodka except me. So, that's cool....I know that's how homie wanna operate, (this is where ish got type weird). Now the owner of the bar relaying messages to the promoter and the promoter relaying the message to the homegirl and the homegirl relaying the message to the chick that's with me (wild obvious too bruh, but im coolin). They whispering for bout 20 mins, I think its funny but at the sametime I'm like WTF?!!...why are these Ns whispering like some chicks. All of a sudden....it went from taking me home to "imma go drive with my homegirl cause I'm Not equipped to drive" I'm like ...they whispering ish in her ear and it's changing original Plans. I Peep game so I call her out about Ns whispering, why Ns can't say ish out loud?!?? It's not like we in a relationship or nun so say what u got to say!!....but nawwwww she got offended tlkn bout "I don't know what's going on"...She went to her friend....tlkn bout she dont want me around her cause she pissed...so I just left"

Think shorty worth eeem hitting up anymore or nah? what does my NT brethren take from this

 

[fontaine]

The promoter smashed before...

She just needed someone to keep her busy...

The promoter smashed that night.

 

[Retto]

Yea the owner got it in, think it's pretty safe to say.

Wouldn't even **** with youngin no more if it were me, straight up.

If he's feelin her tho, then I'd say let her hit him up if anything. But even then, I'd still probably say curve her in the event that she does.

 

[and1play5]

Wordd, that's what I was thinking too, homie was wild comfortable wit shorty and shorty herself didn't eem notice how them cats was tryna throw shade

 

[Mark Antony]

The promoter smashed before...

She just needed someone to keep her busy...

The promoter smashed that night.

Yup, she wanted to make him jealous that's why she went to that spot. He was the goal from the get go, look how quickly she rationalized that your homeboy was acting crazy. Too much out there to entertain a dirty bird like that anymore, he already smashed, keep it moving.

 

[truballa101]

QUICK QUESTION!

I started a job back in March and a coworker was making her transition to a new job so she left within 2 or 3 weeks of me starting.
Every so often (2 or 3 times in the past 6 months) she's visited the office and we have small talk but I didn't get a chance to pass her my number just because she left while I was on a call with a client.

She adds me on Instagram a few days after her last visit...

Is it tacky to leave my phone number on a female's Instagram? I'm not crazy about her but she's cute.

 

[truballa101]

What's the consensus on sending good morning texts to females?

Almost never. Only if she sends you one initially.

You can't have these women think that THEY are the first thing you think of when you wake up. You have better things to do. Well, you should.

 

[Mark Antony]

I've seen the phone number left in the instagram comments thing for the public to see. What's up with that? seems stupid.

 

[truballa101]

^ I know. That's what I'm thinking. It would be obviously on an old photo but it would show up on my feed temporarily.
Not sure if I should pursue or keep it movin

EDIT: Also, I know she is good friends with one of my current coworkers. Should I put in a word through her? Seems messy.

 

[fontaine]

QUICK QUESTION!

I started a job back in March and a coworker was making her transition to a new job so she left within 2 or 3 weeks of me starting.
Every so often (2 or 3 times in the past 6 months) she's visited the office and we have small talk but I didn't get a chance to pass her my number just because she left while I was on a call with a client.

She adds me on Instagram a few days after her last visit...

Is it tacky to leave my phone number on a female's Instagram? I'm not crazy about her but she's cute.

lol.

So much wrong

1. You think she's interested because she added you on social media? Where the objective is top get as many people to notice you as possible?

I understand she seeked you out but still bruh... Its instagram... Pump your breaks.

2. Leaving phone numbers on media sites looks so ridiculously lame and I don't know anybody where it had worked... Period.

 

[truballa101]

Breaks are pumped. I never said she was interested.

EDIT: The way I see it, I'm not a stranger to her that is randomly placing his contact info on there. I understand that some dudes do it out of thirst for people who they don't even know in real life. However, I was gonna place it there. Leave it for a day then delete it, regardless if she hit me up or not. It really isn't any sweat off of my back. I just needed some outside perspective.

Thank you for your feedback though fontaine

 

[gameover2]

QUICK QUESTION!

Is it tacky to leave my phone number on a female's Instagram? I'm not crazy about her but she's cute.

I've done that a few times, but make sure to delete the comment after she hits you up.

 

[joepac12]

lol.

So much wrong

1. You think she's interested because she added you on social media? Where the objective is top get as many people to notice you as possible?

I understand she seeked you out but still bruh... Its instagram... Pump your breaks.

2. Leaving phone numbers on media sites looks so ridiculously lame and I don't know anybody where it had worked... Period.

It works for me all the time. Lol. To each his own though. As long as I get the feeling she is feeling me I make a move. Don't have insta Dm so I make use of the resources I have.

 

[frshstunna]

QUICK QUESTION!

Is it tacky to leave my phone number on a female's Instagram? I'm not crazy about her but she's cute.

I've done that a few times, but make sure to delete the comment after she hits you up.

Yea just hit up shorty on a pic nobody really liked/comment.. then delete the evidence when u done

 

[ice city fc]

Is it tacky to leave my phone number on a female's Instagram? I'm not crazy about her but she's cute.

2. Leaving phone numbers on media sites looks so ridiculously lame and I don't know anybody where it had worked... Period.

I know for a FACT that it works on IG and that right there is the problem/conflict of interest. It does work but it does feel incredibly lame to me.

 

[mr marcus]

This is my boy situation that happened to him over the weekend (Verbatim):
"I bagged this bartender chick from hooters...she stuck out from the rest...she was different... She thinks sensibly..Sooooo we went out on a unofficial date friday night....it went very smooth (went ham on the yambs

)...So she hit me up Saturday evening like saying lets go out for drinks around 10pm...I said cool I'm down. Shorty feeling me, I'm feeling her heavy, Buying shorty drinks and ish (I don't do that normally unless she's special) Now Her homegirl comes to our table, she works with her so I know her a lil bit....get her a drink as well, then her Homegirl boyfriend come out of nowhere as well. So we all just vibing and chillin...Her homegirl boyfriend is a promoter for the bar/club...The owner walks by and waves at my chick right, which was cool(I guess

)
Soooooo we bout to leave the spot, since I caught a cab downtown shorty was gonna take me home and spend the night at the crib (for more yambtacular action

) Well that was the plan atleast, we get downstairs. The owner is operating behind the bar and he gives everyone at my table shots of vodka except me. So, that's cool....I know that's how homie wanna operate, (this is where ish got type weird). Now the owner of the bar relaying messages to the promoter and the promoter relaying the message to the homegirl and the homegirl relaying the message to the chick that's with me (wild obvious too bruh, but im coolin). They whispering for bout 20 mins, I think its funny but at the sametime I'm like WTF?!!...why are these Ns whispering like some chicks. All of a sudden....it went from taking me home to "imma go drive with my homegirl cause I'm Not equipped to drive" I'm like

...they whispering ish in her ear and it's changing original Plans. I Peep game so I call her out about Ns whispering, why Ns can't say ish out loud?!?? It's not like we in a relationship or nun so say what u got to say!!....but nawwwww she got offended tlkn bout "I don't know what's going on"...She went to her friend....tlkn bout she dont want me around her cause she pissed...so I just left"

Think shorty worth eeem hitting up anymore or nah? what does my NT brethren take from this

I'd straight up delete that ***** number......that's just me though 

 

[Mark Antony]

This is my boy situation that happened to him over the weekend (Verbatim):

"I bagged this bartender chick from hooters...she stuck out from the rest...she was different... She thinks sensibly..Sooooo we went out on a unofficial date friday night....it went very smooth (went ham on the yambs )...So she hit me up Saturday evening like saying lets go out for drinks around 10pm...I said cool I'm down. Shorty feeling me, I'm feeling her heavy, Buying shorty drinks and ish (I don't do that normally unless she's special) Now Her homegirl comes to our table, she works with her so I know her a lil bit....get her a drink as well, then her Homegirl boyfriend come out of nowhere as well. So we all just vibing and chillin...Her homegirl boyfriend is a promoter for the bar/club...The owner walks by and waves at my chick right, which was cool(I guess )

Soooooo we bout to leave the spot, since I caught a cab downtown shorty was gonna take me home and spend the night at the crib (for more yambtacular action ) Well that was the plan atleast, we get downstairs. The owner is operating behind the bar and he gives everyone at my table shots of vodka except me. So, that's cool....I know that's how homie wanna operate, (this is where ish got type weird). Now the owner of the bar relaying messages to the promoter and the promoter relaying the message to the homegirl and the homegirl relaying the message to the chick that's with me (wild obvious too bruh, but im coolin). They whispering for bout 20 mins, I think its funny but at the sametime I'm like WTF?!!...why are these Ns whispering like some chicks. All of a sudden....it went from taking me home to "imma go drive with my homegirl cause I'm Not equipped to drive" I'm like ...they whispering ish in her ear and it's changing original Plans. I Peep game so I call her out about Ns whispering, why Ns can't say ish out loud?!?? It's not like we in a relationship or nun so say what u got to say!!....but nawwwww she got offended tlkn bout "I don't know what's going on"...She went to her friend....tlkn bout she dont want me around her cause she pissed...so I just left"


Think shorty worth eeem hitting up anymore or nah? what does my NT brethren take from this

I'd straight up delete that ***** number......that's just me though 

Word, when dude is done with her nothing's gonna burn her soul more than the "who's this?" response when she eventually texts back. And I guess i'm not built for that social media life.

 

[stork]

Think shorty worth eeem hitting up anymore or nah? what does my NT brethren take from this

I just think you/or your boy or w/e screwed up huge taking a bartender to the place where she works with people, and then buying them drinks too :x

this is like opting to play a road game when you could have played at home, at a familiar spot without the C-blockers to **** up the offense & make you lose

 

[joepac12]

Some of y'all don't know when to quit and hang up the towel lol.

 

[jhes91]

Some of y'all don't know when to quit and hang up the towel lol.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!

The level of disrespect some dudes get hit with is something I could never put up with, like rrlegend said on numerous occasions.
"Check they *** from the start"