I WAS GUILTY OF THIS SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE TILL I PEEPED GAME.. I FEEL FEMALES HAVE BECOME SMART AND HIDE THERE RATCHET-NESS SO ****** CANT TELL. BUT I HIT THEM WITH THE RATCHET TEST.
1.) IF SHE CAN TWERK BETTER THEN SHE CAN READ.
2.) HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHILDISH GAMBINO
3.) PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING
3.)DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE CURRENT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IS
Went to one of my local Mexican spots to grab a meal to-go. As soon as I walk in the Mexican chick at the counter is smiling at me.
I took a Spanish class as an elective last semester, so I decide to try something different.
I dead *** ordered my meal in Spanish. I knew enough Spanish (or at least I thought I did) to tell her what I wanted off the menu.
She starts laughing uncontrollably at how bad I butchered it. Everyone in the place turns around. I whisper to her "chill, you're embarrassing us ha."
She puts my order in and I get a drink and sit down while I wait. We're making eye contact the whole time. As my food comes out I come to the counter and say
ME: "Thank you, what's your name?"
HER: "Brenda"
ME: "Ok then Brenda, can I get a refill?"
HER: "It's a dollar."
ME: "That's fine, I know you got me."
HER: (laughs) I would but I'd come up short."
ME: "It's cool. Thank you tho, I'll see you next time."
When I get home and pull my food out the bag a number was written on top of the styrofoam box. I text her and say, "I see you don't play games, giving your # out before you know my name."
She responds with "You're slooow, your name was on your credit card."
My point of this post is that I took a witty approach w/o the intent of bagging, and she responded with something clever herself. Had I not attempted to order my meal in Spanish it would have turned out different.
Went to one of my local Mexican spots to grab a meal to-go. As soon as I walk in the Mexican chick at the counter is smiling at me.
I took a Spanish class as an elective last semester, so I decide to try something different.
I dead *** ordered my meal in Spanish. I knew enough Spanish (or at least I thought I did) to tell her what I wanted off the menu.
She starts laughing uncontrollably at how bad I butchered it. Everyone in the place turns around. I whisper to her "chill, you're embarrassing us ha."
She puts my order in and I get a drink and sit down while I wait. We're making eye contact the whole time. As my food comes out I come to the counter and say
ME: "Thank you, what's your name?"
HER: "Brenda"
ME: "Ok then Brenda, can I get a refill?"
HER: "It's a dollar."
ME: "That's fine, I know you got me."
HER: (laughs) I would but I'd come up short."
ME: "It's cool. Thank you tho, I'll see you next time."
When I get home and pull my food out the bag a number was written on top of the styrofoam box. I text her and say, "I see you don't play games, giving your # out before you know my name."
She responds with "You're slooow, your name was on your credit card."
My point of this post is that I took a witty approach w/o the intent of bagging, and she responded with something clever herself. Had I not attempted to order my meal in Spanish it would have turned out different.
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[COLOR=#red]It's official for me...The Childish Gambino question will slyly be added to my beginning convos to determine ratchetness..word to 3005. And if she responds like "isn't he that comedian guy who raps now" or " you mean Donald Glover" and she's not a white chick then I may even get a little misty eyed
I ALWAYS want the advantage in every situation, I am taking her to a spot I pick and choose. No quarter given in my book.I just think you/or your boy or w/e screwed up huge taking a bartender to the place where she works with people, and then buying them drinks too
this is like opting to play a road game when you could have played at home, at a familiar spot without the C-blockers to **** up the offense & make you lose
Unreal some of the situations guys are finding themselves in, perhaps early on... No not even early on.
This Childish Gambino **** is comedy.
*Screenshot for future reference*
New CG album is flames,still like Camp and the his last mixtape a little better tho.
[COLOR=#red]Gator...you're missing the point. It's not about how much it costs...regardless of the price or savings it's special to cook for a chick, and just for a ratchet that you only want to smash that's a little too special/intimate. Sonic...not so much even if it costs more.
And who said anybody trying to feed a chick who "routinely comes over to chill"? She coming over for relations not for me to feed her...who does that?
Fact of the matter is all this cooking and feeding should be reserved for that special one or special few...not just any ole chick.[/COLOR]
What's the most extravagant thing y'all have ever cooked for a woman?
Not a side *****.
