#thanksgivingwithblackfamilies

[mj 23]

HOWLIN

 

[esydc]

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[negrotastic]

LMFAO

 

[thetrillipino]

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This post probably relates to me the most, as I tend to be impatient around that time period, trying to sample everything that has already been cooked.

 

[flyny]

Rusty's story
Dead had me choking on my cognac at 6am

 

[change the name Snyder]

that cuzzin who never pulls up a chair to eat is way to real

 

[heliumclinton]

Aw man this hashtag is great, definitely miss how families used to be. Best holidays of my life.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

 Like damn can we have anything to call our own?  Ol' don't forget Big Pun...



 

 

Rofllllllllllllllll

 

[DCAllAfrican]

hahahahahahahah Boehiem

 

[DCAllAfrican]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahaha

 

[DCAllAfrican]

fam I'm crying. this is such lowkey legit criteria tho.

'Oh..yall dont have high blood pressure? *mumbles* Mmm..I know this food aint seasoned right'

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[freedmind2015]

Tessa Thompson

She's ******* gorgeous ...saw her in Creed last night too.

 

[Top Boy]

 

Bruh that 5 year ban from 2008 to 2013 sounds like a story that needs to be told!

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-It ain't the wildest story in the world. So I can't think of any metaphors to hype it.

-What had me dying was my homeboy acting out everyone's reaction. So I'll use gifs to replace his acting, to you guys getting the same feeling.

-Anyway, this was in MD, so most everyone especially black folk are democrats/liberals. Not only that the high from seeing a brother becoming president still had black folk poppin bottles. And of course, the dinner conversation is about how Obama gonna put white folk in their place (from the Uncle Zels), how beautiful Michelle is (from the Aunt Shirleys), and granny was saying how she wished MLK and JFK

were alive to see this. You brahs know, you famb probably had the same type convos in 2008-2009.

So by homeboy says dinner is going well and his mom starts to question his brother's white GF about what she is studying, she says something like accounting or business, something good. Then they move to straight into the policiaitl questions. My homeboy says the entire table goes like thisHis brother answers for her, saying she was a volunteer for the Democratic Party.

The reaction from the table....The reaction from the brother....Then they all get into shading republicans for like 10 mins. Because of this, his brother thinks it is safe to leave the table. Big Mistake

Apprently one someone at the table ask how long she had volunteered for Obama, but ole girl says something like

"I didn't volunteer for Obama, I volunteered for the Democratic party." is a kinda uptight voice

The table reaction

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Excuse me?

Everyone stops eating; looking at her like....... what you mean?

Ole girl thinks she only everyone's good side so she starts with "I wanted Hillary Clinton to be President, but I guess I can live with Obama...........bout time a "sista" was president, imma right

"

Reaction from the women at the table....So then things start to turn tense, because the girl is a very opinionated and needs to get the last word. My homie hated her so he didn't defuse the situation, just stayed in the cut and watched it played out.

Next they start pressuring her about her Obeezy support and she keeps jabbing at Bams. Just escalitng the situation, pissing everyone off, and slowly hanging herself.

"All he could do is give speeches really....."

Table reaction:Hillary would have been a better role model for young girls than Michelle Obama anyway..He is a great guy, but he should have just been vice president and waited his turnShe was apparently she was feeling herself so much she didn't realize the temperature in the room and turned, and was used to people never checking her, she lets out something along the lines off:

"I know black people want to see a black guy win, but they way they turned their back on Hillary was kinda messed up you know?.....I mean she would have helped them too...............I mean she has been around politics all her life, she could get things done, he was just a community organizer"

Welp......The fades start coming at her in every direction, calling her racist, yelling out Obama's qualifications over her.

My homeboy like I said hates her so he is chilling....She is trying to defend herself , yet she not backing off her comments. Apparently she spots granny's pic of JFK on the wall and says "Yeah JFK was a racist and you guys got a pic of him up"The defense for JFK was varied, from the aunts mentioning Civil Rights, to the Zels thinking mentioning him piping Marilyn Monroe somehow gives him a pass.

The brother walks back into the room, and it is all out pandemoniumHe tried to calm the situation but it was to late. It was an all out shadefest and lil mama was getting lit up from all directions to the point she was getting close to crying. So they had to leave dinner.

-He told me the only reason let was even let back in was because she kissed their ***** for years, and when that didn't work, they got married and had a beautiful set of twins that the whole family feel in love with; so they felt it was in poor taste to invite the brother, ask for the kids to come, but not the girl.

He said when she walked back into the house the first time for diner, granny was mean muggin ole girl from across the room:

Best one I've seen

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Sooo on point

7 in the morning and I am rolling

 

[a blinkin]

I did not expect this thread to deliver. Glad as hell I was wrong. That Rusty story

 

[suberzat1]

Thank you Rusty

I'm glad to get some new Rusty this year!

 

[hugheyfreeman]

If all these ain't facts lol, especially the dopeboy cousin and the snoop dog one lol

 

[tr1ll]

These **** be touching my soul on the cool.

 

[SC kid]

When lionblood starts talking at the dinner table

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[kingfoamnyc]

RUSTYYYY OMG

 

[lburna8484]

Rusty's story. 

 

[al audi]

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[wr]

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[frshstunna]

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Dat accuracy

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Well Damb! :x

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This is when manhood starts

Especially if they ask you something you just studied at college or you do for your job

You just feel you bout to bless dem wit that hot fire

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My ole boy told me a story about how his brother white's girlfriend (now wife) slipped up on time

Shaded Obeezy during Thanksgiving 2008; they whole place went nuts

She got banned until like 2013

Shorty got that NCAA 5 year bowl ban and probation

 

[T Lo Sweater]

bruh that thanksgiving with white families has me dying on twitter

someone said no shootings no stabbings no one in jail and all the dads are here. then a bunch of people clapped back

 

[$tacy]

View media item 1802485This it, they know my life. Pops side is the Huxtable's, moms side is the chief keefs