the thread about nothing...

Lol I had a crush on her since her Parent Trap days (I'm only 2 years older so this is not a pervy statement)

I would probably do it lmao
 
$500?

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friend send me a reddit link about her defending some sexual predator that been on the news lately and it was in the comments. Maybe not true but I don't see why else she'd be working in the UAE
 
You dunno amel when it comes to skrippers and ****


I remember one post he made about how he met a stripper and she thought he was a freak... Not in a good way

Yooo that **** killed me
 
You dunno amel when it comes to skrippers and ****


I remember one post he made about how he met a stripper and she thought he was a freak... Not in a good way

Yooo that **** killed me


Lol I did? I don't remember this story but I have a lot of skripper stories...
 
Story time


The best one was probably when I was still a new nurse and no idea how to control my spending at all

Someone I had a crush on at work broke my heart

I went into a strip club drunk as hell and blew 3 and a half grand that night

I ended up getting it on with two dancers at the same time in the vip room. Paid for their champagne and even tipped the hostess who opened the door upstairs...

The bouncer, hostess and one more person gave me their card and said I'd never have to pay cover here again lmao

I ended up at Penn Station really drunk and there was not another train coming for an hr at that hr. This was before Uber. Some Indian man was chillin at Penn Station and said you look like you need a ride and I said yea and I followed him to his car without thinking. Thank god he was a legit driver cuz I could've died lmao

Turned out he had a little business where'd he wait around at penn in the morning and picked up drunk ppl who didn't want to wait an hr for the train

I ended up bonding with him and poured my whole story about this chick on the ride back to li. It was strange cuz he ended up guessing most of my story. I told him that and he said yea, I've heard this story before lol

The man charged me an obscene amount of money when he dropped me off, over a hundred, but keep in mind I was really drunk so I paid it all without a fuss

The worst part about it was that I think I only had 6k in my checkings account at the time and the club charged my card twice. Couldn't use my card at all for the next week until that was cleared up.
 
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The best one was probably when I was still a new nurse and no idea how to control my spending at all

Someone I had a crush on at work broke my heart

I went into a strip club drunk as hell and blew 3 and a half grand that night

I ended up getting it on with two dancers at the same time in the vip room. Paid for their champagne and even tipped the hostess who opened the door upstairs...

The bouncer, hostess and one more person gave me their card and said I'd never have to pay cover here again lmao

I ended up at Penn Station really drunk and there was not another train coming for an hr at that hr. This was before Uber. Some Indian man was chillin at Penn Station and said you look like you need a ride and I said yea and I followed him to his car without thinking. Thank god he was a legit driver cuz I could've died lmao

Turned out he had a little business where'd he wait around at penn in the morning and picked up drunk ppl who didn't want to wait an hr for the train

I ended up bonding with him and poured my whole story about this chick on the ride back to li. It was strange cuz he ended up guessing most of my story. I told him that and he said yea, I've heard this story before lol

The worst part about it was that I think I only had 6k in my checkings account at the time and the club charged my card twice. Couldn't use my card at all for the next week until that was cleared up.

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Since we sharing strip club stories ill share one my pops told me. Personally not a big fan of strip clubs so ive only gone maybe a couple of times.


Anyways, this was in the 90s and my pops is leaving one job to go to a next one. So all the guys at work are like we gonna take you to a strip club as a going away event. They finally persuade him to go. He said he had to go do something but hed meet them there.

So he shows up and as hes coming inside he makes a joke to one of the bouncers... Something to the effect of "tell them Gino is here" ( we've been mistaken for italian a number of times). Bouncers goes and gets the owner and instantly dudes on my pops jock, talking bout "ok mr. Gino how are you? We been expecting you" **** like that. My pops is like uh ok thinking the guys from work told him this or sum. So dude hooks up the vip area, brings bottles of champagne on the house. My pops closest friend from work is looking like wtf whys this guy doing all this? The man kept coming back talking bout

"mr. Gino is everything ok? Everything is to your liking? "

My pops friend is like " holy ****, this guy thinks youre a mafia don or something. Lets get tf outta here before the real Gino shows up "

:lol: dude thought my pops was some capo coming to. Make collections

Pops got that OG swag too, between the jackets and the hats man really can pass as an italian mobster sometimes lol
 
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