THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[darthska]

It’s also a silly comparison to begin with because one guy is his team’s best player and number one offensive option and the other one is Kyle Lowry, who isn’t that.

*dead* @ 'One of these guys is a beast, the other one is Kyle Lowry.'

 

[HIM]

But does Dame takes charges

 

[niceshoes247]

Y’all still D!(k riding or it’s safe ?

 

[storm2006]

NBA getting these struggle plates too?

I unfortunately called this one.

Please don’t let the league go out like this

 

[CJMcfly26]

So we got Dame and Zion as the 2K cover, said the 3rd person releases tomorrow. I think the 3rd is gonna be Jason Tatum. I thought Kobe, but I think they will save that for another year.

 

[getback]

Some of these menus are over the top in their descriptions. Reminds me of someone trying to jazz up their resume.

Be like "hand spiral sliced imported smokehouse wet cured free range pork leg on carefully selected artisan family recipe black Russian pumpernickel with beer honey white wine gourmet mustard spread...."

Relax. It's a ham sandwich.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I think the 3rd is gonna be Jason Tatum. I thought Kobe, but I think they will save that for another year.

Yea that makes a lot of sense

 

[lawdog1]

Some of these menus are over the top in their descriptions. Reminds me of someone trying to jazz up their resume.

Be like "hand spiral sliced imported smokehouse wet cured free range pork leg on carefully selected artisan family recipe black Russian pumpernickel with beer honey white wine gourmet mustard spread...."

Relax. It's a ham sandwich.

One of the few things I found legitimately funny when watching one of those Disney Channel shows was when a girl working at a snack bar ran out of all food except lettuce, ketchup and and a bag of potato chips. So she decided to serve, “Petite Leafwich with Tomato Confit and Pomme Chipettes.” Wasn’t that far off from what some places try to pull.

 

[HOU$TON]

Chuck evading Slander for being hella subpar, and blowing a 3-1 lead to HOU is something I never really thought of before.



This was probably his best chance to win a ring. And they blew it. KJ went dumb that series

As the 6th seed in the 1995 playoffs, the Rockets are the lowest-seeded team to win an NBA championship.

Went through a 60 win jazz team, 59 win suns, 62 win spurs, and swept the 57 win magic in the finals

Top 10 Hakeem

 

[pmatic]

at Lillard getting the current gen cover while Zion gets the next gen covers.

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

As the 6th seed in the 1995 playoffs, the Rockets are the lowest-seeded team to win an NBA championship.

Went through a 60 win jazz team, 59 win suns, 62 win spurs, and swept the 57 win magic in the finals

Top 10 Hakeem

Knicks or Bulls should've won in 94'. That Rockets team was full of ham and eggers

 

[addict4sneakers]

 

[Based Jesus]

Yea that makes a lot of sense

Hey they just slapped Zion on a cover after like 15 NBA games, and put Dame on the B grade version. It's not outside the realm of possibility at this point

 

[storm2006]

Hey they just slapped Zion on a cover after like 15 NBA games, and put Dame on the B grade version. It's not outside the realm of possibility at this point

He’s played 19 games to Ja’s 59 and folks are really trying to make a Zion for ROY case. It’s weird, man

 

[B Sox]

Zion = $$$

Easy as that.

 

[storm2006]

Zion = $$$

Easy as that.

I get giving him the cover or putting the Pels on TV for monetary gain but I can’t co-sign him over another player on a mostly merit-based award for that same reason. Not sure if you were referencing my post though

 

[B Sox]

I get giving him the cover or putting the Pels on TV for monetary gain but I can’t co-sign him over another player on a mostly merit-based award for that same reason. Not sure if you were referencing my post though

Nah he definitely doesn't deserve ROTY, although if he had been relatively healthy for the majority of the season, I think he would've won in a landslide. Averaged 24 and 7 on 59% from the field while not really being in shape and hadn't played competitive basketball in like 10 months.

Kids love Zion, kids buy video games. 2k cover is no brainer. Pretty much the same applies to national TV games.

 

[Based Jesus]

I wonder if 2K even bothered calling Ja

 

[atransta]

Obviously it's not just jazz fans saying stuff like this and other fan bases are probably saying this as well but Utah's history....

 

[getback]

"Mr. Thor Odinson, we've reconsidered and have decided against putting BLM on the court so we can retain you as a fan"

 

[B Sox]

Thor Odinson from Asgard, UT

 

[lawdog1]

I get the fixation on Zion, but I think the NBA should be marketing Ja heavy too. Plays an exciting game, has swag and personality. Very marketable, IMO.

 

[jayt1202]

A Utah Jazz fan mad at BLM?? The irony, your teams name is the Jazz ffs. Let's move the Jazz back to New Orleans.

 

[art vandelay]

Is the consensus here that Ja is the ROY, because I think he is, and should’ve gotten a cover.

 

[lawdog1]

Despite being mad that a league that is made up of 80 percent black players intends to promote Black Lives Matter, bet you old Thor will tell you he’s not racist.