THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[HIM]

yo that is absurd. Dude that ran the sub 2:00:00 marathon wasn’t eem sweat as much as Irv

 

[B Sox]

SAC just needs to sign these guys and figure it out from there. They are tradable contracts if things don't seem to be working out.

 

[antidope]

I feel like it’s always appropriate to post Michael Irvin on first take.

We're losing recipes is an all time great soundbite

 

[addict4sneakers]

I feel like it’s always appropriate to post Michael Irvin on first take.

I don’t know if the legend is still on the booger sugar but it sucks people associate everything he does present to coke. Steve mariucci is the less sweaty version of mike

/rant

 

[MVP]

He stays skiing

 

[frshstunna]

I don’t know if the legend is still on the booger sugar but it sucks people associate everything he does present to coke. Steve mariucci is the less sweaty version of mike

/rant

Hard to shake the drug rep once you get it...But yo really stay sweating! Seen him do an outside segment in cool temps and was still drenched

 

[antidope]

 

[pmatic]

Now start him.

 

[shotsrangout]

damn man I cut the cord a few months ago with cable so I haven't even been watching sports.

having to watch basketball or football on a laptop is not the wave

 

[gaiiige]

LETS GOOOOOO

 

[xxpizzo]

damn man I cut the cord a few months ago with cable so I haven't even been watching sports.

having to watch basketball or football on a laptop is not the wave

HDMI cord into the TV works wonders

 

[shotsrangout]

why does this team continue to do the dumbest things

4 PG's and you pick up the option on the worst one

 

[lawdog1]

Hard to shake the drug rep once you get it...But yo really stay sweating! Seen him do an outside segment in cool temps and was still drenched

I’m going to give Mike the benefit of the doubt - now. Some folks are just extra sweaty...

 

[User 15002]

Actually, I’ve heard about PG’s playoff struggles plenty since we got him. Mainly from Lakers fans, but that’s a pretty large, vocal group.

And I think some of the “bias” against the Lakers is a reaction to their fans tendency to overhype their team and it’s players. You got some Lakers fans in here talking like this season’s team is going to be on the same level as the 96 Bulls, 86 Celtics and KD Warriors.

Josh Hart was an AS in waiting before he got traded to another team.

 

[MVP]

Josh Hart was an AS in waiting before he got traded to another team.

A blatant lie. I do however member when the Laker kids were trash and the totality couldn't amount to enough to get AD then yet magically it turned into we gave up too much even though we kept Kuz when the actual trade went down. Neither here nor there.

 

[freeze]

Free Devin Booker

wait....Brothel???

nahhh brooo, MArcin...you cant drop this bomb and just walk away without elaborating.

Talk more about the Brothel part b

 

[bballkid11]

Listening to Bill Simmons podcasts are his takes are some of the Hottest

 

[bballkid11]

wait....Brothel???

nahhh brooo, MArcin...you cant drop this bomb and just walk away without elaborating.

Talk more about the Brothel part b

I think he said something like it is all 1-3 year players that are just worried about how many women they can bring back to the hotel room and how many ig followers/models they can bag. hahaha. No veteran players with families that want to win or work on basketball hahahaha

Last season in Detroit 4 Suns players brought back at LEAST 9 girls back to the hotel in Troy. haha easily.

 

[QU!K]

Just so we can get it on paper.

Which Lakers fans think they’re making the finals this year?

 

[QU!K]

I’m not going to question Masai, especially in that situation. Siakam is bigger, more versatile and has proven his mettle on the biggest stage. Contract isn’t crippling

If he keeps his rate of progress he should be a lock as an allstar this year or next

 

[freeze]

I think he said something like it is all 1-3 year players that are just worried about how many women they can bring back to the hotel room and how many ig followers/models they can bag. hahaha. No veteran players with families that want to win or work on basketball hahahaha

Last season in Detroit 4 Suns players brought back at LEAST 9 girls back to the hotel in Troy. haha easily.

The Townsend be doing numbers, every celeb that comes to town stays there... and they keep all the secrets lmaoo. It's like the telly in John Wick.

 

[VARNELL HILL]

wait....Brothel???

nahhh brooo, MArcin...you cant drop this bomb and just walk away without elaborating.

Talk more about the Brothel part b

"To clarify, Gortat wasn’t calling the Suns a literal “brothel.” “Brothel on wheels” is just a direct translation of polish idiom which means a total lack of organization, or chaos. Basically Gortat is confirming what we all already knew."

 

[pmatic]

Just so we can get it on paper.

Which Lakers fans think they’re making the finals this year?

Perhaps I should have picked the Clippers, but I picked the Lakers in the Predictions thread.

 

[shotsrangout]

I think he said something like it is all 1-3 year players that are just worried about how many women they can bring back to the hotel room and how many ig followers/models they can bag. hahaha. No veteran players with families that want to win or work on basketball hahahaha

Last season in Detroit 4 Suns players brought back at LEAST 9 girls back to the hotel in Troy. haha easily.

I mean every season is a wash before it even begins so why not go on a STD infested sex rampage in every city you go to

 

[HIM]

I think he said something like it is all 1-3 year players that are just worried about how many women they can bring back to the hotel room and how many ig followers/models they can bag. hahaha. No veteran players with families that want to win or work on basketball hahahaha

Last season in Detroit 4 Suns players brought back at LEAST 9 girls back to the hotel in Troy. haha easily.

my boy said that “brothel” can mean “mess” in that context. So I think Gortat may have been just calling them a mess